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Bad Idea

Characters: Dean x Reader

Summary:  Dean and reader have sex for the first time (together, not first time ever).

Word Count:  3041

Warnings:  Smut and Language

A/N:  This was inspired by an anon ask for more light-hearted, less kinky, more playful sex. I decided to make it more realistic for once, not everything is perfect. Sex is sometimes awkward and strange while also being awesome. So here you go.

Tags are at the bottom. As always, feedback is always welcomed and appreciated.

Originally posted by dean---winchester---imagines

Bad Idea

I’m not really sure who kissed who, to be honest. Just a few minutes ago, I was up to my elbows in dishes, scrubbing dinner away. Now Dean’s lips are on mine, his hands roaming freely beneath my shirt, exploring my skin.

I mean, I did splash him with the water. And he did kinda chase me around the kitchen to exact revenge. And we were sorta flirty about it all. But we always have been. It’s just us, just the way we are together. Have you seen Dean Winchester? Of course I’m going to flirt with him.  

But now I’m pressed up against him, my head spinning in the most wonderful way. There are good kissers in this world and bad kissers. I’ve experienced both. Dean’s kisses, they take my breath away. His lips mold to mine, his tongue dances along mine, he tastes like beer and pie. Kinda like you’d think he would.

Listen, I wasn’t really expecting my night to go this way. Maybe I should have seen it coming, we clearly have some sort of chemistry, but I thought maybe Dean was too professional to hook up with a hunter he was living with.

Anyway, like any of that matters now. His lips are on mine, his hips are pressed to mine, my fingers are running up and down his biceps. So here we are.

Eventually, we have to come up for air. We’ve been attached at the lips for what feels like an eternity. Time is irrelevant during a good make out session. I can feel the heat stinging my cheeks, it’s like a tiny acrobat is doing millions of somersaults in my belly. My heart is thud-thudding so loudly it’s a wonder Dean can’t hear it.

He grins at me - is that a bashful smile? From Dean fucking Winchester? This man oozes confidence and sexuality, and now he’s looking at me like…that? Impossibly, my heart races faster.

His green eyes meet mine as he clears his throat. “Do you wanna…keep going?”

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MCM Comic Con was so much fun, although I felt like the epitome of death for a few hours, I met so many people, had some good bants at the dr meetup and met some people that I’ve wanted to see. I’m so excited to head back there as Russia tomorrow with my sunflower crown and my ‘you tried’ star, I’ll most likely stay in the hetalia meetup, feel free to say hi if you want to.  

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GD & TOP off the record

**updated with clear fancam

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imagine your otp ft. preath, krashlyn and… who? kellex? no i’ve never heard of them *sweats nervously*

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Ok. It’s official. I have gone full Hyperion. Took me waaaaaay too long to do this and I’m so sorry for everything. Gosh what have I done. I kinda have radishezrom and dequidt to thank for for this unhealthy (but enjoyable) Hyperion obsession…. Help. My current wallpaper is the bottom one haha.

Also I’ll most likely upload the individual characters somewhere down the road. When I start organising things. In the meantime, I hope this is pleasing enough. Thanks and have a nice day all!

EDIT: I resized it so I hope it looks less pixelated! Sorry about that guys. :P

List of actual good things the Cursed Child gave us

-professor McGonagall is still alive and kicking despite being old af
-and everyone still 100% fears and loves and respects her all at once. She can even reprimand the golden trio and they still hang their heads and mumble ‘yes McGonagall’ and it is GREAT
-madams pince, promfey, and hooch and are still serving the next generation. Honestly these women are the backbones of that school bless them
-hermione and rose look exactly alike ! Albus and Scorpius literally could not tell school age Hermione from current age rose ahhhh!!!
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-nice cover art

people who don’t like tony have apparently been fast-forwarding through every single tony scene in every single movie since the avengers, which is completely fine for their peace of mind but gets Super Awkward Super Fast when they try to go into the tags and/or jump on other people’s posts to talk about Tonys role in the mcu and its importance (or lack thereof) like. holy fuck buddy did you genuinely go for a bathroom break at the theatre every single time tony stark has been on screen since 2012 why did you do this

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Jesus Christ this fandom…“Worth It 1.0 Edition”…Part 68/? 🎷🎤

sorry to report that the ao3 tag generator is still hilarious to me

  • me talking like an idiot
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I think i recorded this like 6 times because i kept talking too much or got interrupted by my roomate 😑 awkward 

Anyways I’m going to tag @honeypotmendes @treeboymendes @nike-shawn @mend-es @itsfaithmurphy @whitechocolateperfection @heromendes @nikkie-cherish

@everythingshawnmendes  

Shawn Mendes Accent Challenge

Answer these following questions on an audio file to give your followers a sense of how you speak!

1. Name and url

2. When did you first get into the Mendes Army?

3. Fave Shawn songs?

4. Stitches or Treat You Better?

5. Shawn playing guitar or piano?

6. Do you ship Shawn with someone?

7. Have you seen/met Shawn, or are you going to?

8. What do you love most about Shawn?

9. Say these following words: Illuminate, stitches, Mendes army, tomatoes, muffin, Canadian, Handwritten, and any other words that come into mind!

10. What would you like to see next from Shawn?

11. Favourite random Shawn moment?

12. Just basically talk about your love for Shawn!

13. What does Shawn mean to you?

Imagine Person A of your OTP goes over to Person B’s home after staying up all night. Even though they do their best to stay awake, they end up falling asleep while cuddling Person B. Person A is quite embarrassed (and half-asleep) when they wake up, but Person B doesn’t mind.