awkward snail

  • me: i love my instrument, it's a majestic fucking beast and all others pale in comparison
  • my horn: *spills water on my lap*
  • my horn: *has too many fucking slides*
  • my horn: *plays too damn loud*
  • my horn: *is an awkward snail-shaped metal tube with buttons*
  • my horn: *is so oddly-shaped its case barely fits in the cubby
  • my horn: *there is literally no good way to carry this fucker's case without being sore somewhere but "at least it's not a tuba"*
  • my horn: *requires me to transpose in literally every orchestral piece
  • my horn: *has music written for it that's either ridiculous melodies or 48 measures of rest and there is no in between*
  • me:
  • me: i love my instrument,

Tumblr Accent Video. YAAAAAAAY.

- Your name and username.

- Where you’re from.

- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

- What do you call gym shoes?

- What do you call your grandparents?

- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

- Do you think you have an accent?

- Be a wizard or a vampire?

- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

- End video by saying any THREE words you want

sebastian, here’s your video. kind of. haha.