awkward slang

hey what if harry killed liam and this “liam” we have now is just a hologram manufactured by the us government and they still dont know how to do british accent so they just use awkward slangs


[MSG: My prince] Hmmm, where are my kisses? I learn how to x and I get none. I am hurt my prince LOL But yes I did mean it. If I didn’t, please presume I got amnesia
[MSG: My prince] You have something for me? Hmm…Interesting. I shall come around some time after 6 if that is okay with you x
[MSG: My prince] I wonder if it’s the black lace panties…. ;)