awkward prom photos

Remember that time Tina Fey and my math teacher went to prom together and my math teacher gave me the picture for secret santa cause im obsessed with 30 rock? also remember that time he signed the picture, which was kind of douchey but its okay cause now I have a picture of Tina Fey at prom? Yeah I remember that too.

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zaynisrich

The Dwarves as Prom Dates

for @thealbersclan

Thorin:
-asks his date the day before prom
-brings six different corsages to make sure he matches
-his tux is too tight around his shoulders
-reveals his amazing break dancing skillz

Kili
-spikes the punch
-insisted on bringing Fili as a second date
-spilled gravy on his pants
-clip-on tie

Fili
-prom king
-was afraid to ask until Kili forced him to
-requests the Macerena at least six times throughout the night
-slow dances awkwardly

Dwalin
-doesn’t dance
-accidentally said yes to two girls
-trying not to have a good time
-his suit pants aren’t long enough and the music is too happy

Balin
-highschool sweetheart as date
-hired a limo for everyone
-loves slow songs

Bofur
-piggy-backed his date to prom after his care broke down
-helped spike the punch
-ate too much
-took an awkward prom photo he’ll never live down

Bombur
-too much cologne
-great dancer
-wishes there was better catering
-head of prom committee

Bifur
-asked to dance by several people
-hates the theme
-designed the prom tickets

Ori
-powder blue tux
-loses virginity in the toilets
-can’t eat because he’s so nervous

Nori
-wears top hat and printed tee
-overindulges in obviously spike punch
-escorted out by the English teacher

Dori
-sees to drunken Nori
-can’t find Ori
-marries prom date despite a disastrous night

Gloin
-keeping the peace among the drunken teens
-raps to ever verse
-flirts with the music teacher

Oin
-dumps the punch after Nori is taken out
-should not have come
-can’t wait to sleep