awkward moments in my fiction life

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Which form of public transport do you prefer?
- Car. Or a plane. I’ve only been on a plane like once.

What do you typically have for breakfast?
- Cereal or non-breakfast type food

What’s your least favourite word?
- I hate moist.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
- I always wanted to be an actress, but now I want to open a dance studio

Have you ever had a secret admirer?
- Probably not, I don’t know

If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
- Are you honestly happy with the way your life turned out?

If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
- a hedgehog and a hamster omg

What’s the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
- I always have unusual conversations if I’m being myself

How long could you go without talking?
- A day maybe

What’s your favourite accent?
- English. I know that’s so basic.

Do you prefer green or red grapes?
- Hm, I think red

Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?
- Liquid soap, bars frustrate me

What’s your favourite saying?
- My favorite words are majestic and ‘rachette’ (my fancy way of saying ratchet)

What’s your most expensive piece of clothing?
- I have $100 shoes that I never wear because they hurt like a bitch

What’s your favourite smell/scent?
- Kent’s scent, and certain perfumes. Like fruity perfumes.

What was the last book you read?
- It’s called Not That Kind of Girl and it was okay

If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?
- There isn’t really anything I desperately want to know

What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life?
- None that I can think of

Best compliment you have received?
- I don’t even know

What’s your perfect pizza?
- extra sauce, extra cheese, pineapple, olives, mushrooms, jalapeños

If you could be any age for a week, what age would that be?
- Maybe like 25

What question do you hate to answer?
- 'Why are you dating a 20 year old?’

What cheers you up?
- Performing dances, seeing Kent, food

If you had to be named after a Country, state or city, which name would you choose?
- Ireland. My mom was going to name me that and it’s so pretty I wish she did :(

What is one thing you will never do again?
- Suck a niggas dik fo free. lol no I don’t know

What would your parents be surprised to learn about you?
- Probably lots of things, and it would not be a good surprise

What’s your most listened to song?
- At the moment probably either Migraine by Twenty One Pilots or White Noise by Pvris

If you were a performing artist, what would you title your first album?
- I have no clue

What fictional character reminds you most of yourself?
- Tina from bobs burgers with her awkwardness and anxiety over random things haha

Would you give up one of your fingers if it meant you’d have free wifi wherever you go, for the rest of your life?
- No omg I have my phone that has unlimited data

If someone told you you could give one person a present and your budget was unlimited–what present would you get and for whom?
- Probably a lightsaber for Kent because he desperately wants one and they’re $200 haha

What is your strongest sense?
- Probably smell, I’m really sensitive to smells

What is the strangest thing you believed as a child?
- One thing that pops into the top of my head is I remember thinking that the only way to have kids is by getting married so I had a fake wedding where I was getting married to Zac Efron and afterwards I started freaking out because I was so scared I was pregnant omfg I was 8

What’s something that amazes you?
- How mean people can be to you for no reason when you haven’t done shit to them. I just can’t find it in my heart to be rude to someone if they weren’t already rude to me or if they already did something.

What’s one thing you’d rather pay someone to do than do yourself?
- Do all my schoolwork

What are the top three qualities that draw you to someone new?
- Weirdness/sense of humor, being unique, having things in common

Do you believe ignorance is bliss?
- I don’t know

What is your earliest memory?
- When I was maybe 2 and I somewhat remember the apartment we lived in I think

Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program?
- Probably bobs burgers

Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?
- Either haha

What’s your favourite type of Pie?
- Chocolate

What do you think the greatest invention has been?
- The Internet

Who’s your favourite Comedian?
- I don’t have one

Whats your favourite Movie quote?
- I barely even watch movies, I watch more shows than anything

What’s your favourite flower?
- Probably just roses

Which was the greatest Empire?
- I don’t know what who thinks about these things

Do you like licorice?
- Only the red kind

What’s your favourite letter of the Alphabet?
- Maybe S, I don’t know haha

Do you prefer digital or analogue clocks?
- Digital

If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it?
- S.S Tootie Booty, after my dog.

What would you say is your favourite album of all time?
- Ugh I don’t know, maybe Sempiternal from bring me the horizon because I was super into that haha

How I Stay Young At Heart

-Ate an entire box of mac-and-cheese and added extra slices of American Cheese

-Watched tv till 5am and didn’t even learn anything from it

-Wore the same underwear twice

-I’ve worn some very demonic-looking lipstick cuz I still want to look like a witch

-One of my rotating hairstyles is “throwing my hair up in the highest messy bun possible”

-I continue to get some mileage out of pj pants I’ve had since high school

-All-consuming crushes on celebrities

-Sparkle nailpolish

-Mismatching socks

-Horribly awkward whenever I make a phone call or meet an ‘adult’

-Still gossip with friends over pints of Ben and Jerry’s

-Still discuss how summer might be “the best ever”

-“Stayin’ up late, readin’ some YA fiction” is a rap song I think should exist

-The cheap, gaudy jewelry I wear knows no limits

-I might TRY not to shop at Forever21 as much, but I still find myself zombie-walking towards studs on pretty much anything

-Feel pretty invested in the life of certain high schoolers on television

-Bitin’ my nails, though only in the most utmost necessary moments

-Every time I see my mom I make one exasperated “maaaa I don’t wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt to”

-Head still buried in my phone

-If I hear any song by Britney or old school boy bands I WILL SCREAM SING THEM

-Same goes for Disney

-Man, poop jokes still makes me laugh (EXCEPT when they are on TV duh)

-Yeah, I ship it.

-Dress-up even when nobody know that’s what you are doing (today, I am a 1920’s assassin)

-I still fantasize very heavily about being in other worlds, preferably with a bow and arrow

-I like covering my hands in cake batter and other viscous gooey things

-HERE I AM AGAIN, chugging juice straight out of the bottle

-Still learning to braid my hair

-Rum still makes me yak

I decided it was about time I made fanart for one of my favorite fanfictions, we are the wild youth, by Dandybear (tumblr: holyfuckabear). It’s a chasefield fanfiction with gradual, believable character development, and has some truly phenomenal word painting that gracefully gives us a vivid image of the story of a very ungraceful world. Shown, not told. Awkward moments are not shied away from, and the combination of slice-of-life moments and science fiction felt in tune with the Life is Strange game itself. Super great stuff!  Also, good illustrator practice ;)

Imagine The Rock Came to Storybrooke (G rating, Swan Queen, Maiden Rock, approx. 3k)

Summary: Marian is so not impressed by The Rock when he arrives in Storybrooke and insinuates himself into every facet of small town life. She can’t help but feel he’s just too good to be true – and it’s not helped by the fact that he’s dating Regina Mills.

 But perhaps she needs to shake that feeling off.

 Notes: I blame a variety of people for this monstrosity but mostly I am on some heavy duty cold meds and people were hilariously enabling and let me rave on about how The Rock should be on Once Upon a Time and he would be the best boyfriend ever and so I have been writing this in bed, mostly while lying on my stomach, in between taking naps and coughing up my lungs. Also, Marian is alive because when you’re writing The Rock into a fictional universe, why the fuck not?

NOW ON A03 because peer pressure.

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It is a surprisingly balmy summer day when The Rock arrives in Storybrooke. The diner is busy when he opens the door to the diner and for a moment, Marian thinks he’s a Greek god come to life, the light shining from behind him casting a golden glow across that brown skin.

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CH003- I Can Mend It
CH004- Sticky Situations
CH005- 99 Bottles of Wine on the Wall
CH006- You Brought Me Flowers
CH007- Down Boy

Down Boy

Chapter One:

Are You Stalking Me?

Darcy would not cry.

She would not cry.

She was not a crier… however, today there was a real possibility for it and that was embarrassing. Sighing as the warm breeze picked up her hair, she pushed off the swing she had been sitting on and walked out of the sand pit. She had been back in New York for two days, two very long and painful days, and she was ready to lose it on Jane. Not that it was in any way the other woman’s fault. It’s just that Darcy was hurting. Her last remaining family member had passed away.

Nana Lewis was no more.

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