awkward idiot

Stydia, Thiam, or Morey?

Jeff you better have Stydia up in here next episode because you are making me question who I ship the most. Which is not OK because I have shipped Stydia with all my heart since day one and now I feel I may ship something more. That’s not alright.

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@marvel, just saying, I’d totally be fine if Spiderman 2 was just a romantic comedy about Peter and Michelle. Like, don’t be afraid to hit us with all the cliches. For example:

1) MJ getting caught offguard by Peter asking her to prom and she has no idea how to respond to the situation without sassing him or saying something mean.

2) Peter having an “oh my god, I think I like-like you” moment and freaking out about it in front of Ned and Aunt May.

3) Ned getting caught in the middle of their romantic shenanigans. Ned tells Pete to just be honest with his feelings but Pete gives some BS reasons on why he can’t. And then MJ goes to Ned and says she likes Pete but makes Ned promise not to tell Pete. And Ned is just FUMING because his friends are such idiots.

4) Awkward dinner not-a-date (but it is a date) at the Parker apartment. And May is just smiling at her nephew the whole time because she knooowwwwss.

5) The obligatory miscommunication bullshit, where MJ thinks Peter isn’t interested in her and vice versa. Peter reluctantly accepts a prom invitation from Carlie Cooper (aka the Flash to MJ) while Michelle decides to skip prom entirely.

6) Ned gets the rest of the academic decathlon team to help him get the two back together. Even Flash helps because he likes the two of them together.

7) Awkward sex education advice from Aunt May. May even packs a condom into Peter’s Spider suit just in case because she wants to be a responsible aunt.

8) Montage of Peter and Michelle bonding and having fun in NYC. The montage ends with Peter swinging MJ around the city.

Of course, the movie still has to be a superhero film. So what I’m hoping Marvel does is that they twist some romcom cliches. Like maybe Carlie Cooper was Mysterio, Peter and MJ get kidnapped by Kraven the Hunter on the way to prom, or prom is attacked by whoever the main villain is.

But for the most part…romcom Spiderman please.

@johnwatso​‘s top fics of 2016

these are the best fics i read in all of 2016 (not necessarily written this year):

👌I Should’ve Said Yes by spacegeography (n/a)
Texts from John’s stag night.

👌The Ground Beneath Your Feet by Chryse (E)
Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.

👌A Great Light by achycarnations (T)
Of course, they don’t get around to falling in love until the world is ending.

👌What He’s Like by magikspell (E)
“I’m so in love with you,” John says, a statement of fact. “I will never not be in love with you.” Realistic first time. They love each other so much.

👌State of Flux by Atiki (E)
John’s marriage is over and he is finally back home (i.e. at Baker Street, where he belongs). Sherlock is awfully insecure and John is awfully hesitant, and they’re both awkward idiots, of course, but they figure it out. Many First Times happen.

👌a good old-fashioned happy ending by darcylindbergh (E)
And Sherlock stands there, in the middle of a Christmas market as John hums along to Silent Night, John’s hand warm in his with fingertips a little gritty from the cinnamon-sugar doused churros they’d shared, and thinks, oh, that’s–that’s an idea, isn’t it? For Christmas this year, Sherlock wants to get John something special: something every fairytale deserves.

👌Living Sculptures by kinklock (E)
The reality of cocaine toxicity gives rise to more fantasy. (Continuing from the last scene in TAB, Sherlock slips in and out of his alternate universe.)

👌settling of the dust by thosewhowant (E)
The plastic bag of white powder is an event horizon. Every night he dances around it to the tune of the waltz he wrote for John, and some night Sherlock will tire of dancing and slam the giant Self Destruct button that beckons like an ember in the night.But for tonight he sets the Persian slipper down on the mantel reverently and pours himself another coffee, middle of the night be damned. He stands at the window and imagines that through the smog he can see Venus, Cygnus, Andromeda. That maybe, just maybe, John is doing the same.The idea that John may be in the Southern Hemisphere, looking at a different sky, hurts so much that he thinks it may kill him. After the inevitable confrontation with Moriarty, John leaves.

👌Offensive by ConsultingPurplePants (E)
John’s hands are currently pressed against his shoulder blades, under his shirt. His left hand is splayed across the remaining hard lines of three whip scars, while his right rests atop a smattering of rounded, raised, cigarette burns.Seconds tick by as he realizes he has no idea what to say. Moriarty is back.

👌Lunar Landscapes by J_Baillier (M)
An accident forces John to face the fact that Sherlock’s downward spiral had started long before his flight to exile even left the tarmac.

👌You Should Have Changed Course Long Ago by msdisdain (E)
John realizes too late what has been in his heart all along, and flees London. But can he ever truly leave Sherlock behind?

👌A Brand of Gold by aquabelacqua (M)
What am I doing? he wondered. The answer came back at once: Flirting. He sank deeper into the pillows, let the mist and blur of the wine settle around him, let it shore up his nerves and dim the warning signals that flashed dully in the back of his mind. He let the rest of the disappointment about Lucy and his strange accommodations and about the weekend as a whole fade into obscurity. He let the vital, missing piece snap into place as surely and as cleanly as if it had always been there. He was flirting with Sherlock Holmes.

friday: fake boyfriends

Late list for the world’s best trope! Thank you to everyone who’s followed so far!

So so Sterek. So so excellent. Hilarious!: 

Date Me by @cloudyskiesandcurlyfries (1/1 | 2,073 | Gen.)

Stiles and Derek pretend to date to see how long it will take Scott to notice and they end up forming a real relationship along the way

Still giggling like a loon!: 

May I Interest You in an Apology Muffin? by Leslie_Knope / @leslieknopeismyspiritanimal​ (1/1 | 1,478 | Teen)

“Wait, seriously? Who is it? C’mon, just tell me.”

“Uh…,” Stiles said, buying for time while he looked around as surreptitiously as possible. “That guy over there,” he whispered finally, jerking his chin toward the dark-haired guy three tables over, a guy so hot that Stiles’ only chance with him would most definitely be in an imaginary scenario.

Scott looked over his shoulder at the guy and got that determined glint in his eye that Stiles recognized, just about three seconds too late. Scott was gonna do something that he thought was heroic but was actually dumb.

“Scott!” he hissed, grabbing for his backpack and nearly knocking over their coffee cups in his haste to follow him. “Oh, holy shit.”

Omg omg omg! lmaoo!!!: 

Go With It by frnkieroo (1/1 | 1,311 | Mature)

The “I ran into my ex at the store while I was buying… special items, and he introduced me to his new girlfriend and you’re standing right there so I guess you’re my boyfriend now, just play along” AU

Just the sweetest!: 

I’ll Fake Date You For Christmas (If Only In My Dreams) by @exhuastedpigeon / 42hrb  (1/1 | 2,217 | Teen)

When Derek needs a date to his company holiday party he asks his long time friend Stiles, but their unspoken feelings for each other might make it an awkward night.

Perfect oblivious idiots! Seriously, perfect!: 

it just is by @hoechlin-perfection​ / marishna (1/1 | 4,294 | Mature)

“Thanks, man,” Stiles said to Derek. He hopped off the stool. “I’ll leave you alone now.”

Derek nodded but then, before he realized what he was saying, he said, “You don’t have to go.”

“I thought you didn’t like strangers?” Stiles shot back but he sat back on the stool.

“Then tell me more about yourself.”

Hot!: 

The Bet by Leslie_Knope (1/1 | 8,238 | Mature) 

“Okay,” Stiles started. He had a monumentally stupid idea, but well, that was kind of his trademark. At least they usually worked out for him. Emphasis on usually. “If I win…you have to go to my ten-year high school reunion next year. As my date.”

Utterly precious dorks!: 

All the broken hearts in the world still beat by dragon_temeraire (1/1 | 3,354 | Teen) 

Stiles totally needs to make Lydia Martin jealous. Yeah. And his best chance is to convince star lacrosse player Derek Hale to (fake) date him.

Gloriously cute!! Love the dynamic!: 

Solid Alibi by LadyDrace (1/1 | 3,469 | Teen) 

Derek makes horrible life choices. It’s Grandma Hale’s fault, really.
Or
Stiles is Derek’s fake boyfriend who maybe isn’t so fake after all

Flippin’ adorable!: 

It’s Always Been You by charlesdk (1/1 | 6,085 | Teen) 

Stiles’ love life was practically non-existing, always had been. He was always terrible at picking up clues when people hit on him (it had happened, Erica had been witness to it and had been the one to let him know it was happening in the first place) because he never expected anyone to do so.

He wasn’t the most desirable guy around, he knew that. He was loud, extremely nerdy, never knew when to stop talking, not exactly much of a looker if you asked him, the list was endless.

Point was, he never did know when someone was flirting with him. Which was probably how he ended up in the fight that would change his life for the better.

Chapter One

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Mystic Messenger High School AU

Word Count: 3,229

I’m so sorry this ended up being so long? But also, not sorry. lololol. Damn, I really really hope you guys like it so far. More to come!


      And there you were. Your shoulder had begun to sweat slightly at the weight of your bag straps as you walked from the classroom. Why had you thought it was a good idea to bring just your purse and carry your books? These classes were much more spread out than you had anticipated and your left arm began to feel like jello under the weight of all the text. Maybe it was time to start working out again? “Maybe…”

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February 2017

This is a compilation of fics that I’ve read/re-read over the past month. Faves get a star ( ★ ). There is also a separate fic rec page for my favorites here, if you’d like to check that out. :)

MONTH: February, 2017 | (older lists)


▶▶ A Start by Inell
Teen And Up | 1,458w
Derek’s acting like a jealous boyfriend. The only issue? He and Stiles aren’t dating.


▶▶ An RA’s Guide to Mutual Pining by alocalband
Teen And Up | 2,208w
“Stiles, this is the sixth time in two weeks that you’ve locked yourself out of your own room in the middle of the night and that Scott won’t pick up his phone to let you in.”

“Uh, yeah, man, tell me about it. He really needs to step up his roommate game.”

Derek seriously can’t take this anymore.


▶▶ Candy Hearts by dragon_temeraire
General | 1,133w
Stiles decides that, since they’re the only two single members of the pack, he and Derek should spend Valentine’s Day together.


▶▶ Cute Bus Stop Guy by leslieknopeismyspiritanimal
Teen And Up | 2,142w
The guy gave him a curt little nod and neatly sidestepped him, continuing on his way. Stiles snuck a look over his shoulder, and yep, the rear view in those tight slacks was pretty good, too. The guy stopped at the bus stop, leaning against the sign, and Stiles sighed. It was a dreamy sigh, even he could admit that.

He had a feeling he was going to become a morning person.


▶▶ Delivery Drivers: Unsung Heroes of the Restaurant Biz by DeliberateMisspelling
Teen And Up | 4,756w
Derek Hale is a Good Samaritan, okay? That’s how he got roped into helping out Laura in the first place. Helping the attractive stranger who just literally collapsed into his arms might be more fun, though. Not that he’ll ever admit it, especially since he got puked on first.


▶▶ Demanding Forever Series
[1] That Stalky Thing by wangler
Mature | 2,560w
Derek frowns, thrown off. Teenagers are confusing.

[2] Scientists Document This Stuff by wangler
Explicit | 3,264w
“Your arbitrary sex rules are getting really old,” Stiles says, lipping at Derek’s mouth like a goat at a petting zoo.


▶▶ Dog’s Best Friend by otter
General | 8,923w
Other people might have found the name of the place off-putting. Stiles didn’t. He was actually relieved, when Scott handed him a business card that said “HALEHOUNDS” across the top, because clearly, if anybody could recognize and understand the evil that lurked within his dog’s fluffy precious body, it was these people.


▶▶ Former Employment by dragon_temeraire ★
Teen And Up | 4,023w
Professor Stilinski is definitely not expecting to see his favorite porn star among the students of his Human Sexuality class.


▶▶ Help Wanted (But Not Really) by reillyblack ★
Mature | 20,525w
“Stiles, I’ll clear up your confusion about the position. Derek here needs someone to live with him. He’s a difficult person to live with, so I won’t sugarcoat that. But his responsibilities at the company right now make it impossible for him to actually take care of himself and his home. That would be your job,” Laura explained.

Both Stiles and Derek objected at the same time.“


▶▶ Hot Like Burning by leslieknopeismyspiritanimal
Teen And Up | 2,762w
In which Derek is the grumpy neighborhood firefighter, and Stiles is a bit of a lovestruck idiot.

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How tf do people make friends on tumblr. Like sure I reblog stuff from certain blogs and like everything they post but like. How do you just… talk to someone? And then keep up a conversation? I don’t understand.

  • KYLO: Can we um, stop the fighting now?
  • REY: Why?
  • KYLO: It doesn't really make sense for us to battle each other nearly to the death and then erm, kiss afterwards...
  • REY: I don't want to.
  • KYLO: Why...?
  • REY: *grins* I don't know, I get a thrill out of it. Don't you?
I Need Coffee in an I.V.

Summary

Bucky points at the counter, pouting. “They took my coffee maker.”

Steve looks like he wants to laugh, but Bucky thinks he does an admirable job of biting it back.

“Good god, how ever will you survive?” Steve asks, and Bucky usually kind of adores that sassy mouth of Steve’s, but he doesn’t fuck around when it comes to his coffee.

In which the office coffee maker breaks and Bucky is forced to rely on the kindness of an unknown coworker.

You can also read it here.

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