awful fonts

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That’s me! - Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Bar

Let’s try all of the fonts, shall we?

Of course, you have the starndard

And now we’re just gonna make it bigger

Why tf not, just make it EXTRA LARGE and bold everything

Ahh, the classic Times New Roman™

Oh god no, this looks like it belongs in an old fashion newspaper

Oh fuck, here comes the fancy af shit, hells yeah

  • Bullets, I guess??
  1. Lemme get yo numba, gurl
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You go by Patrick Spring now but your real name is Zachariah Webb, and you made a terrible mistake.

Zachariah Webb/Edgar Spring/Patrick Spring through the decades as requested by @quingigillion

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creativecockbitesnetwork prompts: teams and typography.

im real excited to be up in Boston for the summer like ive visited Boston 6-7 times in my life and i always love it when im up there? and ive got a paid-for apartment up there?? and an income?? like work might be demanding idk but also i get to walk around Boston on summer nights whenever i want thats a hecking lovely deal

and ill be doing the fulfilling work of “relentlessly pitching my new plan to eliminate every MS Word font except for Comic Sans, to unite the people”. ill take it right to Bill Gates if i gotta. theyll write articles about me. “the Microsoft intern who revolutionized the world by forcing everyone to use the same awful font as that one high school chem teacher we all had”

DEAR VOLTAGE: LISTEN TO US FANS FOR ONCE!

Voltage Inc has been around for 17 years.


They’ve treated us with a barrage of romance titles for everyone to enjoy ranging from heroic princes to otherworldly monsters to rich men to samurai warriors.


But it isn’t perfect…

Voltage will often try to “improve” by adding voice actors to their characters.


Sounds exciting right?


Only to find out that only one or two characters get their voices for only a SHORT amount of time, while the other characters you love get nothing…


And that purchased voiced story cost you…almost 5$ right?


Your poor money right?


Another issue is the duration of special stories for the same price.


User and Voltage fan: @enchantedsylveon
posted a complaint when she explained when she bought an EITM “Etherial Desire” sub story of Miyabi’s and Chikage’s.


Both of these stories were the same exact price of $2.99.

This user was very smart by addressing the problem as when she played both stories, she had timed them on her iPhone.


One story was about 50 minutes long while the other was an hour long.


Why do we have to pay for the same price if one story was going to be longer?

Why couldn’t Voltage do what they usually do by merging 2 episodes of both characters into one story package?

This doesn’t seem very fair…


And speaking of fairness, I’d like to address the problem of this years summer election.

In the last two years, Voltage Inc hosted an election for us fans to vote on our most favorite characters.


Naturally, Eisuke Ichinomiya from Kissed by the Baddest Bidder had one two years in a row for his popularity rate.


Which brings us to the 2016 election in which this year has a starry theme.


Hmm? Now what Voltage game has to do with stars?


As the days went on, the amount of votes grew stellar and very high in numbers.

This caused the “King” of Voltage, Eisuke himself to begin to win like every year.


This seemingly did not sit well with Voltage Inc as they desperately needed a SCM “starry themed” character to win.

As a result, Voltage Inc went under “maintenance” for about 72 hours which cost the fans days off of voting until the election would be officially over.


When the election was back online, feelings of shock, anger, and sadness were expressed on Voltage fans everywhere as numbers of votes and places of characters were decreased and changed.


Voltage sent a note claiming that a lot of us fans…had cheated in the election votes…





That sounds pretty unrealistic considering how only we “cheaters” can participate only by clicking a heart that reads “VOTE” next to our characters with the amount of ballots given to us or the actual money we had paid with.

Characters like Scorpio were shot to the top while fan favs like Chikage were thrown to the bottom.


Voltage had then decided to give us a survey about the election in which fans decided to pour out their honest feelings.


In turn, Voltage ignored us fans and our feelings as they continued to count their Yen.


With these elections and contests come “amazing” prizes.


These prizes including tiny buttons, low quality key chains, and flimsy barely decorated bags.


You think with all our hard work us fans put in to these contests by paying for stories, paying for ballots and votes and even taking time out of our personal lives by drawing fanart just to submit to Voltage, the company could use their billions and create and give us better quality items.


And not just any items, but bodypillows, character figurines, and Voltage anime/manga.


And not only do winners of contests deserve these but the entire fanbase as a whole.

Voltage could start by selling these good quality items.

Not only that, but Voltage should also include in their games: more voiced stories of all their characters, more crossover stories, and the same duration of similar sub stories or if not, conjoin them into one pack for a single price.

ANOTHER THING!!! Forcing us to transfer our highly paid amemix titles to one little jam packed app to resemble that app: Episode by making us follow a ticket system and making us log in with Facebook is absolute BULLSHIT!

There is NO music, you can’t jump to your favorite chapters, the app itself is unorganized, the text font is awful, abc it’s even HARDER to earn CGs!

Some people LOST their stories they paid for and are left with nothing! HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO US?!


THIS POST IS A PETITION FOR VOLTAGE TO MAKE THESE CHANGES IMMEDIATELY!

@voltageamemix

PLEASE REBLOG AND TAG TO FELLOW VOLTAGE FANS AND TAG @officialvoltageotome and @voltageamemix AT THE END OF THIS POST FOR THE WORD TO GET OUT!


THANK YOU!

@teresa-yukibito @scorpio-is-my-love @jenny-scmfangirl @chocowolf28 @voltagefans @eiko-ichinomiya0511 @voltage-inc-eye-candy @eisuke-ichinomiya @diannascribes @minamishiho @ai-shi-te @soryuohs @soryuoh

- I just saw someone with a calf tattoo that read “unstoppable” in that awful cracked-concrete Masc Font and if there’s a personality type antithetical to mine, it’s that one, please calm down and channel your undiagnosed #grind hyperactivity disorder less aggressively, we’re all just trying to get a cup of overpriced coffee and survive this overcrowded suburban Saturday fuckshow, please find an adderall script and a penchant for quiet knitting, have you ever taken a nap before, go home

- I’ve never once left the house in pajama pants and you know what, pretty proud of that

- For a culture that from what I gather still consists mainly of postcolonial (””post””) racism and tea, the english sure can make the shit out of a cookie biscuit, he says as McVitie’s chocolate caramel crumbs fall out of his lips under the ever-engorging gangrenous foot of a white nationalist government

- I made another attempt at lip balm this morning because christ knows I don’t own enough store-bought lip products, but for the first time in my goddamn life it was a success?! I used twist-tubes instead of pots, and I poured the wax too hot and didn’t leave enough room to top it off and cover the hole (if you ever see a hole in the middle of a tube of chapstick, that’s what happened- the wax/butter/oil mixture shrinks away from the post as it cools), but it’s easily fixed with my heat gun AND ANYWAY the consistency is finally perfect, the flavor and scent is well-proportioned, and nothing separated or sank to the bottom and I’m just going to enjoy this because it’ll never happen again! This Kraft Korner update is mostly an attempt to serve as a small distraction for @johnstamostimelessbeauty

- I also need to make a new batch of sugar scrub today and I might also pour a couple of candles depending on how my back holds up because this kind of kitchen witchery busywork keeps my brain out of The Dark Ravine 

<TerminusEst13> This is an awful font but the letters don’t overlap each other.
<iSpookulon> I want to suggest something like a simple Icon repisenting each powerup instead of the timers, and as time goes down the Icon fades more and more before it disappears completely?
<DrPyspy> fading wouldn’t be that noticeable
<TerminusEst13> I’m gonna make it a BAR.
<Wartorn> but where would you store the drinks
<DrPyspy> here, gotcha covered, fam

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digimon adventure tri. posters
☁️  — reunion & determination