awesome pulls!!

anonymous asked:

not saying those first two D+D stories aren't wholly awesome themselves but I absolutely gotta have some more information on the instance where you seduced a dragon

okay fair enough and I don’t got any drawings for you today so story time it is;

alright so we’re like, at the end of this big ole campaign that’s been running a while and we’re facing the Big Cheese who is a sorceress who just went all maleficent on us and transformed herself into a dragon. It’s rad, she’s mad, we all have a good time, but due to some extremely unlucky rolls on our team and some real good rolls on the DM’s side the party is suddenly in a Bad Way; our wizard was dead, the fighter had been trapped in a block of ice, and the bard had just jumped out the window to save himself and landed in a dungheap. Frankly I still think that was an excellent idea and was probably the best move any of us made in that session. 

My rogue, amazingly, was not doing all that hot either and was the only active player left- I had two HP, my arrows couldn’t pierce the dragon’s hide without the bard boosting my attack, she was out of range for a knife attack (throwing it would lose me the only effective weapon I had) and one of my legs was broken. Our DM is all sorts of guilt stricken and hadn’t expected things to go this badly, my companions are coming up with all sorts of get-out-of-jail plots but basically I can’t run, can’t attack, am nearly dead and there’s a dragon sorceress who’s about to eat me. I look at the only stat I rolled insanely well while making the character sheet… which is charisma.

So I ask if I can roll to seduce the sorceress. The DM looks at me like I’m insane, then a genius, then an insane genius, and allows it. Please also note that my rogue is tiny kenku, beaten to within an inch of her life, about to be toasted with hellfire and the sorceress who has been trying to crush our little band for the past year has more will than a stone fortress.

I rolled a 19. 

She rolled a 1.

So, yeah. We got married.

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they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 

Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.

But wait, there’s more.

Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.

Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.

They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.

not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

anonymous asked:

I love that in the german version, Lance is already pretty bi. Because in the scene where he flirts with blue (s3e2) he uses he/him pronouns and even calls him "man". He basically says "man, your body is outta this world"! And calls him "Blauer" which is a male pronoun, while female would be "Blaue" (though I have to admit, that sounds strange in german lol), neutral would be "Blau"... we been knew

omfg

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Creative Content Contributors: moodboard by @everybodykpops because she’s amazing

Pairing: Reader x Kyungsoo

Rating: M - sex, language

Word Count: 3.7K

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2,500 Followers Drabble

Prompt: “You might not be aware but staring at my tits is unprofessional.”

Characters: detective!Dean x cop!Reader

Requested: @maraisabellegrey


“I don’t love this idea, Y/N.”

“Did you see the cool lipstick that they gave me? There’s actually a small knife hidden in there. It’s awesome.” Pulling it out of your purse, you twist open the mauve disguise to reveal the weapon to your co-worker Sam. He also happens to be a long time best friend who tends to get a bit wary over your choices.

“Y/N…”

“Shut up, Sammy. This is happening whether you like it or not. I got this.” You stress to him, furiously pacing in your insanely high heels.

“Ok but…”

“The bastard has killed five girls so far, dude. If this is what it takes to bring the fucker down then so be it.” You declare dramatically, trying to avoid the worry in his puppy dog eyes.

You have no one to blame other than yourself for getting into this dangerous situation. Your sergeant offered a high priority assignment and you jumped the gun, foolishly accepting it without hearing all of the details.

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Violin Lance saves the day I guess?

I’ve recently become obsessed with the thought of Lance playing the Violin since he was young but not telling anyone outside of his family because of some personal reason, and ending up saving the day with his ability during a botched diplomatic mission that results in him being the only one who can convince the people of the planet to release the others.

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pretty much the only 5 songs i’ve listened to in the past 5 days

  • spooky scary skeletons
  • full disclosure from the addams family musical
  • pulled from the same musical
  • jump up super star
  • tomorrow starts today (the full version of the andi mack theme)
Slut (Evan Hansen X Kleinman!Reader)

TW; Swearing, heavy bullying, a lot of crying, KIND OF FAT SHAMING I FEEL HORRIBLE, mentions suicide :<

AN; Slight Connor x Reader at end, dolls. This was really hard to write because it says some really mean things. I almost cried. aaaaand sorry this took so long, I’ve had a less than okay but not bad week. xoxo

WC; i dunno anymore lmao

You held Evan’s hand as you walked through the hallway, your small group of friends behind you guys. People didn’t dare mess with you when they were around. Everyone knew they would make a scene and probably start a fight. So people made fun of you when they weren’t around.

“Guys, do you have any plans this weekend?” Jared said, looking between you all.

“Not really,” Evan smiled, squeezing your hand.

“Nope.” Connor mumbled, his hands stuffed in his pockets.

“Well Zoe and I were going to have a sleepover and do our homework, but you guys can totally join if you’d like!” Alana cheered, Zoe nodding at her words.

“Sure, as long as it doesn’t turn into some weird orgy.” Connor added, pointing at you and Evan.

“Awe, c’mon Connor!” Jared yelled, “You’d tap this!” Jared hit his own ass and ran ahead a few steps. Connor shook his head with a chuckle.

“I-I’m up for it!” Evan added, smiling.

“Eww! Evan’s up for an orgy!” Zoe cried, laughing.

Everyone laughed except for Evan, who was embarrassed mess.

“We could have the sleepover at our house.” You said, glancing at Jared.

“Hell yeah!” Jared cried, already thinking of Just Dance and junk food.

“Hey pricks, this is where we all split up.” Connor added, waving goodbye.

“Love you, (Y/N).” Evan whispered when he kissed your cheek and turned into his classroom with Jared and Connor behind him.

“Bye tree lady!” Jared yelled with a laugh as he stepped into the class.

Alana and Zoe waved goodbye as they turned a corner, heading towards their class as well. Your attitude completely changed as soon as you were all alone. You wrung your hands and looked down, heading to your class on the other side of the building. People were whispering as you quietly shuffled down the hallway. You could tell they were talking about you because everyone craned their necks to watch you go by. Some people even pointed and laughed. Your chest felt heavy as you sped up and suddenly tripped in the middle of the hallway, landing in front of a group of bullies.

You stared at the ground with wide eyes, refusing to look up. You hair was shielding your face, but everyone could tell you were scared. You knew who was in front of you, and you didn’t want to deal with this on a Friday. This was the one girl who knew not only how to break you, but shatter you.

Your hair was pulled up aggressively, making you look up at the girl in front of you. Anxiety swelled in your chest, and it was hard to breathe suddenly.

“So, the little slut likes to sleep with my boyfriend?” The girl grinned like the Cheshire cat, leaning down slightly.

“N-No, I would never-” You stuttered, earning a tug on your hair. The girl pulled you by your hair, making you stand up to your feet slowly.

“Oh yeah? Then why does he know everything about your body and the way you moan?” The girl growled, getting really close to you. The girl let go of you, but the circle that had formed around you three blocked you from leaving. A boy stepped up next to her and took one menacing glance at you.

“This slut? Oh yeah!” The boy laughed, his eyes dark. “She had no dignity, and she practically rode me until I broke! She had stretch marks and fat rolls all over! She screamed for me, and she was so fucking loud!”

Tears had started to streamed down your face as you stared at this boy you had never even seen before. Why were people so cruel?

“That’s i-impossible, I was w-with my boyfriend l-last night.” You whispered, holding back a sob as people whispered, called you names, and even spat on you. You were with Evan last night, and all of your friends new that too.

“Boyfriend? We all know that your ‘boyfriend’ is only dating you because he would be forever alone otherwise. Don’t even get me started on your dumb fucking friends.” The girl spat, shoving you backwards. You landed at the feet of the girl’s best friend, and she dumped a huge bottle of red koolaid on your head. Your white shirt turned see through and stained. Your bra was visible, and people were screeching with laughter. A sob erupted through your mouth as you stood up and shoved past through the circle around you.

You sprinted through the hallways, dripping red koolaid and tears. You stumbled a few times, but kept going. You ran past a group of familiar people, and they all called your name as you ran by. You didn’t stop running until you reached your house, slamming the door open and wheezing for air.

You ran up the stairs to your room, slamming the door shut and locking it. You threw your backpack against the wall and flung yourself into your bed. You sobbed so hard that your whole body hurt. You felt horrible and embarrassed. Your phone buzzed and you looked up slightly, hoping it was Evan or Jared texting you.

No, someone had just tagged you in a video of the whole incident on Facebook. You let out a yell and threw the phone against the wall, pulling on your hair and letting your body shake with sobs. Your phone shattered as you heard a car screech into the driveway. You rocked yourself and shook for what seemed like forever. You hadn’t noticed your door handle jingling or the people calling your name.You didn’t even look up as Jared and Evan bursted into the room.

Your eyes were still squeezed shut when Evan held you in his arms, and Jared was trying to talk to you. You opened your eyes in time to see Connor dragging Jared out of the room, trying to show him the video.

Everyone was extremely worried, and they had every right to be. You had refused to tell anyone why you had tried to take your life only a year ago, before they all knew you. Jared was there, but you didn’t get along well that year, for some reason. So now they all took it as their responsibility to protect you, and make sure that never happened again.

Evan ran his fingers through your hair, his other hand gently holding your face.

“How long has this been happening? How long have they been– been..” Evan whispered, not wanting to hear the answer.

“S-Since Freshman y-year.” You hiccuped, watching Evan’s eyes scan you with realization.

“Is-is that why you would always come home with bruises? Is that why you–?” Evans eyes watered and his voice broke, he didn’t understand how people could do this to someone like you. You nodded, silent tears dripping off your face.

“I’m so sorry, I’m so so sorry.” Evan cried, pulling you into his arms. Evan cried into your hair, wishing he could go back and help you. He wished you told him, but he wasn’t going to say that. He knew if he said that he’d be putting the blame on you. You heard someone yelling angrily downstairs, and you slowly pulled yourself out of Evans embrace.

Your door was busted open and a fuming Jared stormed it. He angrily hugged you, holding you tightly. “I swear I will kill them, (y/n).” Jared growled.

“Nobody messes with the Kleinman twins.” You heard Connor say, earning a concerned laugh from Zoe and Alana.

“Are you okay, (y/n/n)?” You heard Alana ask, stepping forward. You nodded and laughed, wiping a tear from your eyes.

“M-Much better, now that you’re all here.” You whispered, earning a hug from Evan. Jared backed away and paced angrily, his hands angrily pulling his hair.

“I can’t believe I didn’t know, they’re so– so- ugh!” Jared yelled loudly, sitting down with tears in his eyes.

Connor stepped forward and sat next to you, setting his hand on yours.

“Hey, I- We won’t let anybody touch you anymore.” Connor said softly, his face pink. “Don’t worry about those pricks anymore, okay?”

Connor smiled, which was rare. Your eyes were wide and you smiled, nodding.

“Thanks, guys. You’re all awesome.” You whispered, pulling your hand away from Connor’s to wipe your tears. Evan pulled you closer to him, and you noticed Jared was crying angrily. He had realized that this had been going on for a long time, and that this was why you probably tried to take your own life.

“I am seriously beating the shit out of everyone who has ever laughed at you, (Y/N).” Jared mumbled, wiping a tear from his eye.

anonymous asked:

Hello! I hope you're well. Can I request a cuddly snuggly session with rfa+Saeran+V? And kisses. Lots of kisses too! ;)

Sorry for the wait! This is adorable and cuddles are my absolute favorite thing in the world. I had such a great time writing this and I hope you enjoy it too! Now put your hands together for….. the best cuddlers in the WORLD

YOOSUNG:

  • He had been so thrilled when his LOLOL guildmaster had messaged him saying there was an extremely rare boss monster with incredible item drops
  • MC was sitting nearby, curled up comfortably with a book on Yoosung’s bed and silently rooting for him as usual
  • When all of a sudden the silence was broken by an anguished shriek
  • “MY COMPUTER CRAAAASHED”
  • “Aww, come here Yoosung,” MC gently calls, a sympathetic expression on her face and her arms outstretched
  • Almost as dramatically as Zen would, Yoosung falls face-first on the mattress and slowly crawls to MC’s side, curling up in a ball against her with his head resting on her chest
  • “Your team will understand!” MC insists, stroking Yoosung’s hair with her free hand and kissing him gently on the forehead. “And there will always be more monsters. I bet you were using such strong attacks that the computer couldn’t take your awesomeness and crashed.”
  • *sniff* “I did look awesome didn’t I”
  • MC pulls him even tighter against her, taking his face into her hands and nuzzling her nose against his until he smiles

ZEN:

  • Our superstar had just landed a huge role in a new musical!
  • Every time Zen had an audition for something, whether it be a modeling job or a new role, MC created a rule that no matter what the verdict was, she would always give either celebratory or consolation cuddles
  • Celebratory cuddles are always better though~
  • So as soon as Zen came home that day, on the first sight of MC, he scooped her up princess-style into his arms and carried her to the bed where she was plopped down and instantly smothered in snuggles
  • MC is so proud she can’t contain herself and sprinkles kisses all over Zen’s face, from his nose to his cheeks to his jaw to his forehead and his lips
  • careful or the Beast will be unleashed
  • Zen tugs MC so close to him that there’s basically 0 air space between them and runs his fingers gently through her hair
  • MC compliments him over and over, showering him in praise: “I knew you could do it!” and “That’s my Zenny!”
  • Zen fondly looks MC in the eyes with a huge smile and kisses her on the lips and neck, eliciting giggles
  • They roll over and end up in a calming spoon position (Zen’s the big one obvi) with his arms wrapped around her and his chin resting on top of her head

JAEHEE:

  • Long days at work call for even longer cuddle sessions
  • Jaehee usually only gets to cuddle in the morning before she leaves for work and at night right as they’re about to fall asleep
  • And on days off the day is basically ENTIRELY consisting of cuddles
  • Jaehee will sit on the couch (or vice versa) with her legs spread out in a triangle so that MC can lie between them and rest the back of her head on Jaehee’s lap or chest
  • Sometimes MC will roll over, though, and bury her face in Jaehee’s stomach with her arms wrapped around her, and if she’s feeling silly…
  • RASPBERRIES
  • Jaehee always cracks up laughing: “MC sto-HAHAHANO STOP” but she really just wants to stay there forever
  • And when they go to sleep they like to face each other and talk late into the night, smiling and sharing jokes and kisses and cuteness
  • They’ll hold hands under the blankets and tell stories about their day, Zen’s new musical, all sorts of things until late into the night. Jaehee doesn’t care that she has to wake up early in the morning because she lives for these moments with MC
  • When they wake up, they usually find themselves a lot closer to each other than when they had fallen asleep, seeking each other’s warmth and comfort throughout the night~

JUMIN:

  • They like to cuddle under the stars on the roof of the penthouse~
  • They’ll sit overlooking the balcony with the lights from the buildings looking like stars on the ground below
  • Jumin has a really comfortable plushy chair out there and he and MC always bring out blankets and snuggle under them
  • Jumin will hold his arm out and MC will slide in next to him, moving her legs so that they are winded between his
  • Slowly and without a care in the world, Jumin brushes back MC’s bangs and kisses every inch of her face, moving down and down without a word and MC will hum softly when she likes a particular spot being kissed
  • He takes his time on her neck, leaving long and lingering kisses where he knows she likes it
  • And the entire time his hand is stroking her back, his gentle fingers extremely soothing against her skin
  • On the overhead speaker, some piano jazz or classical music would be playing, making the two of them sleepy but all too happy
  • Eventually MC will pull herself even closer to Jumin, and he’ll tilt his head to the side so it’s resting on MC’s
  • Deep breaths in and out, feeling each other’s presence and adoration

SAEYOUNG:

  • He likes to cuddle while he’s working
  • It’s really not distracting unless MC does something ~saucy~ but she usually doesn’t unless Saeyoung has been working all day long without a break and that’s the only way to get him to frickin’ stop omg
  • He types equally as easily with one hand as he does with two, so while he’s working his other hand can just be lazily draped around MC in a hug
  • She sits in his lap, leaning back against him and playing with his hand, kissing his knuckles and the inside of his wrist
  • She likes to tug on his hoodie so that it also envelops her and it’s warm and cozy
  • When Saeyoung is done working, he’ll sit up and twirl MC around so she is straddling his lap
  • And start kissing her on the lips right away, running his hands under her shirt and up her back, to her shoulders and back down again to her waist
  • She wraps her legs around his back and runs her fingers down from his neck to his chest, deepening the kiss
  • Then Saeyoung will pull away and just nudge MC closer to him and hug her and hold her tightly against him, breathing in her scent and nuzzling his head against hers
  • He can’t help but squeeze her tightly a little bit, wanting to feel her as much as possible as she laughs softly in his ear
  • Then they move to the couch for……. A tickle war!!!!

SAERAN:

  • Often rather demanding of cuddles
  • Sometimes he’ll just drop whatever he’s doing, grab MC, and say “Cuddles. Now.”
  • They’ll fall down on the bed and Saeran will just instantly start kissing her
  • He links his fingers together with hers and raises them slightly above her head as he kisses her a little bit roughly
  • But if he gets too into it and MC thinks he needs a little more relaxing, she’ll forcefully deepen the kisses to slow them down
  • And Saeran lets out a little “mmmm” sound and automatically relaxes into her touch, releasing her fingers and slowly running his hands down her sides
  • MC will get into a little more of an upright position and pull Saeran up next to her so she can hold him tightly and wind her legs with his
  • He’ll rest his head on her chest and she’ll leisurely stroke his back, they’re both smiling with closed eyes and making long, deep sighs
  • Saeran will sometimes even purr like a cat, stretch his body out and then curl back up into MC
  • They take turns giving each other kisses, sometimes talking in between smooches and smiling together

V:

  • When he comes home after a long trip, cuddles are an absolute MUST
  • He’ll see MC and right away hold out his arms so that she can run into them and bury her face in his chest
  • Then they’ll hold hands all the way to the bedroom, smiling and already exchanging conversation about what they’ve been doing while the other was gone
  • They’re very in sync when they climb underneath the blankets, V wrapping his arm around MC’s shoulders and using his other hand to link his fingers with MC’s
  • They’ll keep talking while they cuddle, and whoever is not talking will of course be listening, but also trying to make up for what they missed by constantly peppering the other in kisses
  • V plays with MC’s hair the whole time with the hand wrapped around her, twirling it around his finger and brushing it out
  • They fall asleep in this position, holding each other throughout the night
  • And when they wake up, they spend all morning getting ready and randomly coming up behind the other and hugging them around their waist
  • V will take MC’s arms and wrap them around himself for a big ol’ hug
  • His favorite thing will always be coming back to MC

Thanks for the request!

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You simply need to drop out of hyperspace between blockade and Boz Pity.


Sure Obi-Wan, what it is for Anakin to just simply drop out of hyperspace between blockade and planet. Who cares the timing must be perfect or otherwise everyone is going to die either thanks to CIS ships or planet’s mass shadow? No pressure at all.