Aliens vs 'Red ones go faster' and other bits of very human nonsense
Simon surveyed the ship through the viewport. He’d been brought on by the Karrat’s Hiranthi Spaceport ship construction crew to ‘consult’ on the first ships being sold to the humans. While very good at marketing to all other local species, humans were a new problem all together.
Simon stared at the blank silver hull shining in the spotlights of the construction station. He looked perturbed, frowning at it.
“It’s a little dull… can you make the outside of it red or something? Give it some colour?”
“Which one is ‘red’ again?”
“The colour of that armour plate there, on your shoulder.”
“I see. Why that particularly light-refflecting frequency?”
“It’s… an old Earth saying… ‘red ones go faster’”
“.. Why would the outside colour of a hull affect the speed?”
“It just does, ok?!”
That cycle, Hiranthi Spaceport ship construction outsold all other constructors and had the highest ratings, with many humans commenting on the awesome colour choices and design aesthetics.
Older damian wayne x female reader would be awesome. Your choice of topic. Thx :D
Can you do an older (18-20 yr old) first kiss with Damian and can you make it sweet and fluffy?
Notes:My first imagine!!! It took me longer to edit and have enough inspiration to finish it but it’s finally here :-). Also I changed the second request a lil bit, Damian is probably 15-16 here
You guys had been friends for enough time for Damian to realize that what he felt for you wasn’t simple tolerance.
Oh no. Everyone could see it and it made him wish he could murder all his brothers in their sleep. That technically he could, but not without getting a really long lecture from Alfred or something.
The whole family was excited to meet the girl that made the demon blush and smile, even Bruce. So when they found out you were coming over to the manor to work on an English project, there was nothing he could do.
Damian tried to cancel or set it up somewhere else but you weren’t having none of it. After the mess you were raised in, how bad could his family honestly be?
The thought of Damian just being ashamed of introducing his new poor friend to his wealthy famous family crossed your mind but he assured you several times that he was ashamed of his family, not you.
He talked to you about his father, who you were already intimidated by. Her eldest brother, Dick, apparently the only decent sibling he had according to him. The one who followed, Jason, the black sheep of the family with a terrible common sense. Tim, the one he hated the most for some reason. And Alfred, the butler.
A butler… you weren’t even sure you currently had milk.
You had seen the old british man a couple of times when he picked up Damian from school but he never let you get close enough to introduce yourself, so this was gonna be new.
The atmosphere in the limo was more awkward than you expected.
Alfred said a polite “Good morning, miss Y/L/N. I’ve heard a lot about you, it’s nice to finally meet you” that was received with Damian watching him cautiously.
During the ride, you could notice Damian avoided eye contact by looking out the window. His jaw was clenched and brows slightly furrowed.
This change might have gone unnoticed by someone who hadn’t gotten to know Damian’s mannerisms as well as you through all these months.
You reached for one of his hands and covered it with yours, gently squeezing it. “It’s gonna be fine, Dami. Quit worrying that much.”
Once you arrived at the manor, Damian started walking in front of instinctively as if protecting you from something. It didn’t take long to realize what it was.
You had to admit you hadn’t given much thought to what could be expecting you at the Wayne Manor, but this still startled you.
Questions like “Are you friends with him because of the fame and money?”, “Did he hire you?”, “Is he threatening you? Blink twice for yes, once for no”, “Are you some kind of witch?”, “Do you owe him a favor?” were being thrown all around.
Damian tried to get you as away from his brothers as possible, his face was red with rage and embarrassment and he kept yelling at everyone to leave you alone. Finally, he managed to escape and pulled you toward an empty garden.
When he made sure no one was following you, he turned around biting the inside of his lip.
“I’m sorry for that, Y/N.”
Damian wasn’t sure if you were gonna stay quiet, change the topic or leave. But he was greatly surprised when you opened your mouth and let out a whole-heartedly laugh that made his heart swell.
“Well, I can’t say you didn’t warn me.” You joked.
“I promise I’ll make sure they never look in your direction again or else–” He started, getting more furious with every second.
“Damian! It’s fine, really.” You put both your hands over each of his shoulders, causing his muscles to tense, and shot a calming look his way. “I love them, your family is great.”
The Wayne boy softly shrugged your touch off and crossed his arms. “They are nothing but an inconvenience.”
“An inconvenience you love.” You commented, swiftly glancing at him and then looking at the beautiful growing trees that you were sure only Alfred took care of.
After some minutes in a comfortable silence, just observing the beautiful plants, flowers and sunny sky. You decided to sit on the grass, against the prettiest tree you could spot.
“Maybe we could do our project here?”
He followed you and sat beside you, nodding as you started to unpack your bag.
“Thank you, by the way.” You murmured, unsure.
Damian examined you with confusion. “What do you mean?”
“For bringing me here, introducing me to your family… For being my friend, I guess.” You smiled shyly at him, shrugging and looking down at your lap, trying not to let him notice your face was probably boiling.
You hated the way Damian could make you feel, but you were also enchanted by it.
“Of course, Y/N. But I should be the one thanking you, you’ve helped me in ways I wish I could share with you.” Damian confessed, thinking back of all those times a text from you was enough to calm him down and seeing your smile would make all his frustrations go away.
You chuckled sweetly. “I don’t see how that’s possible but you are welcome.” And there it was, that warm and innocent grin that could light up his entire world in just one second.
None of you had realized how much time you spent looking into each other’s eyes, none of you was counting. But you could recall catching a glimpse of Damian glancing at your lips as you unconsciously licked the lower one.
It happened fast, but slow at the same time. Your breath halted due to the nervousness of Damian’s face approaching yours, but you could also experience the shock when you felt his lips on yours.
For a first kiss, there was nothing gross or awkward about it. His lips could look rough and chapped most of the time but you were gladly surprised to discover that they were actually really soft and sweet.
The kiss lasted for only a few seconds and soon you were pulling apart. You didn’t know where to look at but it was clearly pointless to try to hide your blushing anymore. Your mouth started to generate some small giggles and you had to stop before you punched yourself in the face.
Well if the kiss wasn’t awkward, the after-kiss would surely be.
Once you dared to look at Damian, you were surprised to learn that he wasn’t staring at you, he was staring at something behind you. You followed his gaze only to see a pair of heads and eyes through the bushes of the garden.
Realizing you had seen what he did, his expression turned more mortified than pissed off and he quickly stood up, taking steps towards his eldest brothers.
Your palm hit your mouth to muffle the loud laughing that was coming out of you as your eyes followed your crush chasing after his brothers who were calling out Alfred’s name.
Boy, you were gonna enjoy being part of this family.
I tried mimicking your coloring style from your Flowey slow paint (that was ages ago I know) for the Mettaton of my Undertale AU and this was the result! Colors are still somewhat out of my grasp but I am very happy with this ^^ Your art never fails to inspire me. I feel like I get better every time I watch one of your videos so thank you so much for making them :D I love watching them both the long and short!
WalkingMelonsAAA: Well your color choice is awesome! I love the softness of the colors and how they really work well with each other and they aren’t too over saturated! but natural and that’s awesome!!! (Sometimes I make my stuff a bit too saturated and I’m trying not to ;n;) seriously love it! :D
FINALLY! All I really wanted was to hear a word about/from the AWESOME Writers of (Most wanted)! I knew Endless summer was written by the same writers! All the smart and fun! It’s AWESOME! You guys are the best!!! Thank you for the wonderful times!!!
And now that cough cough #lovehacks cough cough is over can we cough cough get cough cough most wanted book 2??? @playchoices
Still adressing the awesome writers of most wanted: put #lovehacks on hold and take a break! You don’t have to bring a direct sequel, we have other books can keep us busy while you take a break and hopefully you get inspired to write most wanted book 2… please?
Program. I found out yesterday that Mr. President Trump signed us veterans up to allow us medical care to ANY hospital we choose!!! No more 2 hour drives for this Airman. I have a foot fracture and, low back and right shoulder issue to still be compensated for my service. Not to mention, a PTSD eval. to do. Some older and way more disabled ex-servicemembers drive 3 to 5 hours or more for special care they need. I can’t wait to take advantage of this!!
Barry just gives you a grin and pushes the fluffy husky puppy closer to your face. “Come on Y/N. He’s cute, and fluffy, and he needs a mommy and daddy.” His voice rises a bit, as he waves the puppy’s paw at you “Won’t you pwease be my mommy?”
You begin to feel your heart melt, not at the sight of the puppy, but at the sight of Barry. He knows you’ve been feeling down lately. He knows that things have begun taking their toll. You’ve been married for a little over five years now, and you’ve known each other much longer.
You thought being married to a superhero would have been tougher, but you find that Barry somehow makes things work. Is he always late to things? Yes. Does he disappear in the middle of date night sometimes? Yes, but he usually returns a few minutes later. Does he plan out special dates, and trips? Yes.
Overall, he’s an amazing husband, and he’s been so supportive over the last three years, which is why you’re not all that surprised to see the little husky puppy in front of you. “We’re not home enough.” You try.
“Cisco and Caitlin said that he could hang out with them during the day.”
“We have to train him.”
Barry smiled. “Already got the books, and we have a long weekend this week.”
You raise an eyebrow at that. “We’re going to train a puppy in one weekend?”
Barry smiles and nods. “He’s smart, like his mom.” He places the puppy in your arms, and you feel the last bit of resistance fall away. You cradle the puppy a bit closer, and bury your face in his fur.
His paws are huge, which means he’s going to be huge, and he’s going to shed so bad. But as that little tongue comes out and licks your face, and you officially fall in love. “Y/N, do you really not want him?” Barry asks quietly.
You shake your head yes, your head still buried in his fur, before clarifying, “Of course I want him. He’s adorable.”
Barry just smiles, before pulling you into his arms, making sure to not crush the puppy. After a minute you look up and smile. “He’s going to need a name.” You state.
Barry grins. “I’ve got some totally awesome choices.”
Pulling back, you say, “No scientists.”
“Oh come on. Nikola Tesla makes a great dog name.”
The puppy lets out a howl right in your ear, but you can’t help but grin “See, he says no too.” You say to Barry before talking to the puppy. “Don’t worry, mama won’t let silly daddy name you. Let’s call Auntie Caitlin and see of she has any ideas.” You say as you walk away from Barry and towards the living room.