Title: I Won’t Make You Fake ID’s
Description: Dipper/Alcor gets summoned by a couple of kids who want an easy ticket into a demonology convention. Contains very mild language.
Length: ~8000 words. (wow, lot longer than I anticipated)

This was originally for a Transcendence AU prompt from type40-awesmazing. If you don’t know what the Transcendence AU is, please see It’s wonderful and you’ll love it. Or it’ll eat your soul. Same thing.

Also, I snuck a couple of personal headcanons in here. Like that holding off a summoning does weird things, like cause uncontrollable sneezing or something. (If anyone’s read Kim Harrison, you’ll get the reference.)

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