- baby: w-w-w....
- parent: awe what are you saying
- baby: ...well i have just written the thing that the critics are calling the greatest thing they've ever seen. the people are loving it, can't get enough of it everyone even including the queen. she recently invited me to her castle where she knighted me and privately she told me that you're not any good nOt any good nOT any goOD NOT ANY GOOD. and she told me that all of your plays make her vomit and nothing's as good as my musical omelette
- parent: wait a minute. you wrote omelette?
Baby's chub is what makes my life great