aw she's just a baby i can't

  • baby: w-w-w....
  • parent: awe what are you saying
  • baby: ...well i have just written the thing that the critics are calling the greatest thing they've ever seen. the people are loving it, can't get enough of it everyone even including the queen. she recently invited me to her castle where she knighted me and privately she told me that you're not any good nOt any good nOT any goOD NOT ANY GOOD. and she told me that all of your plays make her vomit and nothing's as good as my musical omelette
  • parent: wait a minute. you wrote omelette?
On Jedi and Daemons (HDM chat)
  • silvergryphon: that coydog does need to be someone's daemon tho
  • themikeymonster: I was thinking Obi tbh, because I've been trying to shove a Coyote on him for a while
  • but she is so gorgeous and intelligent tho???
  • you would not be surprised if she started speaking
  • silvergryphon: Coyote for ObiWan, huh? That's an interesting idea. I agree she'd be gorgeous and clever and probably just as given to snide commentary as her person
  • silvergryphon: Anakin's is something loyal and devoted and extremely territorial.
  • silvergryphon: NGL my brain jumped first to 'swan'
  • themikeymonster: Yeah!!! Coyotes tend to be communal animals, and they're VERY clever and VERY fearless (even moreso when you get Coydogs, just as with Wolfdogs). She wouldn't be very fearsome at first until the feral side showed :>
  • themikeymonster: OMG
  • SWANS ARE AWEFUL
  • Can't swans break bones with their wings? or is that geese
  • I think it's swans
  • also they mate for life, right?
  • Amazing
  • silvergryphon: Swans will mess your shit up if you come near their babies, they can break human arms with their wings, and I believe they mate for life
  • silvergryphon: Also, some are gay
  • just gonna leave that out there
  • themikeymonster: excellent
  • silvergryphon: gay swan pairs will sometimes make a temporary threesome with a female to make eggs, then chase the female off
  • themikeymonster: OMFG
  • That's the most scandelous thing i've ever heard
  • im cackling
  • silvergryphon: I know right
  • specifically that's black swans
  • silvergryphon: ANAKIN'S DAEMON IS 100% a BLACK SWAN NOW
  • themikeymonster: yeah im affraid so
  • im laughing so hard rn
  • themikeymonster: Also I was having hilarious thoughts about before Ani settled, that Obi's Coy(whatever) would end up plucking Ani's daemon off the ground and carrying her off. That Ani's daemon might actually shift to something small to be carried.
  • themikeymonster: you know, when the kid is being unruly
  • silvergryphon: YES I LOVE IT
So, my friend watched Wicked for the first time and was messaging me all throughout it... These are actual messages I received that basically describe all of Wicked.
  • Her: But why the fuck is it so dark like is it supposed to be or did they not turn the lights on yet or
  • Her: THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS DEAD.
  • Her: WOOOO.
  • Her: okay more singing
  • Her: This fairy chick looks like Emily Osment.
  • Her: Dem vocals hot damn.
  • Her: Aw poor green skinned lady. No one likes you.
  • Her: AWH THAT'S SAD.
  • Her: STOP STARING AT HER THAT'S RUDE.
  • Her: Elphaba that's who she is okay.
  • Her: Okay who is this prissy bitch who has fancy fucking clothes like 'I got a private suite huehue'.
  • Her: Fuck off.
  • Her: I hope someone spills something on your fancy clothes cunt.
  • Her: Okay so greenbean over here has magic powers.
  • Her: Ugh prissy bitch is back.
  • Her: Stop singing cunt no one gives a fuck. Not even "mumsy and Popsicle" or whatever you fucking said.
  • Her: UGH I FEEL LIKE "MATERIAL GIRL" SHOULD START PLAYING WHEN SHE WALKS IN.
  • Her: Good loathe each other.
  • WOW WHY IS EVERYONE ON FUCKING BARBIE'S SIDE.
  • Her: WHAT.
  • Her: Ugh Elphie just kick her in the ass already. Make her loathe the footprint on the back of her dress.
  • Her: Is. Is that professor um, A goat.. Thing.
  • Her: It's GAlinda. With a GA.
  • Her: Okay who's the queer who did the gay handshake.
  • Her: He's so gay. Don't tell me he isn't.
  • Her: oh my gOD THOSE DANCE MOVES
  • HE'S GAY SHUT UP. THOSE PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT.
  • Her: OH MY FABULOUS. NO STRAIGHT MAN DANCES LIKE THAT. OR SAYS 'SWANKIFIED'.
  • Her: Oh please, Galinda is his cover up.
  • Her: Did prissy bitch just kiss rich boy.
  • Her: Okay Bock. Or Bach. What the fuck ever. Better not be messing with wheelchair girl's feelings.
  • Her: DON'T GIVE PRISSY CUNT A TRAINING WAND.
  • Her: I HOPE YOU FEEL AWFUL PRISSY CUNT.
  • Her: Oh is she being nice. Or weird. Idk both.
  • Her: WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS. WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDSSS.
  • Her: Awh are they gonna be all friendly.
  • Her: AWWWWH THEY'RE DOING SOME DANCE SHIT.
  • Her: Lesbians.
  • Her: I ship them.
  • Her: Green Bean + Prissy Bitch 5eva.
  • Her: THEY HELD HANDS FOR HALF A SECOND.
  • Her: LESBIANS.
  • Her: NOW THEY'RE TELLING SECRETS WOAH.
  • Her: This bitch runs off to scream into a pillow omfg.
  • Her: YOU CAN'T MARRY A MAN YOU JUST MET. GOD WE WENT OVER THIS GALINDA.
  • Her: AWH ELPHIE NO.OH MY GOD NO BABY NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
  • Her: Galinda what the fuck are you doing.
  • Her: N o. Not Rich Boy and Green Bean.
  • Her: Don't fall in love. Stop. Get away from each other.
  • Her: BOQ HURT WHEELCHAIR GIRL
  • FUCK FEELINGS.
  • Her: DEFY EACH OTHERS GRAVITY.
  • Her: AHES FLYING SJSNAKA. HOLLAAAAA. I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT BAE
  • Her: THAT VOICE. HOSHIT. WOOOOO
  • DAAAAAAAAMN.
  • Her: DON'T MARRY HER YOU'RE GAY.
  • Her: WHAT. WHnaojsalnaNO. WHAT.
  • did you just tell her to shut up. Excuse you ungrateful bitch.
  • Her: what happened to her shoEHAHWN WALKING.
  • Her: BOQ GETCHYO MUNCHKIN ASS OVA HERE.
  • Her: I want a Boq.
  • Her: NESSA STOP.
  • Her: NESSA WHAT THE FUCK.
  • Her: My. Fucking. Feels.
  • Her: MR GOAT NOOOO.
  • Her: Rich boy don't love you, prissy bitch.
  • Her: What's going on.
  • Her: DO NOT KISS. DON'T. THAT'LL FUCK EVERYTHING UP. STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER.
  • Her: WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE. NO. NO.
  • Her: IM GONNA FUCKING CRY. FUCK. HELP.
  • Her: FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKING MUSICAL.
  • Her: CAT FIGHT.
  • Her: IS RICH BOY DEAD.
  • Her: IM GONNA CRY. STOP. I'm gonna cry.
  • Her: AHHHHH IM FUCKING CRYING. STOP SINGING. STOP. ELPHIE SHUT UP JUAT STOP.
  • Her: I'm crying. That's it. I'm done.
  • Her: Im gonna throw myself in front of a bus.
  • Her: NO. N O. STOP. IM CRYING SO HARD. PLEASE HELP.
  • Her: I'm not gonna make it.
  • Her: SHE'S ALIVE. YEEEEEE.
  • Her: Stop fucking hugging ugh. Fuck this whole fucking musical.

anonymous asked:

Please, please answer this. I can't stop shaking. I just found out he slept with someone else. I feel awful, how could he do this to me? She was my "friend". I've never felt this bad in my life please please help

Hi baby. Sit down now, and don’t overwhelm yourself. In the next couple of weeks you’re going to go through a lot, but please remember that by the end of it, things will work out. 

You have every right to feel betrayed, and sad, and confused. It’s okay to be angry. But don’t be rash; think before you speak. Don’t give him so much of your energy. 

You deserve an explanation; an apology - that is all. After that, you don’t owe each other anything. If you can’t look at him without feeling sick, leave. Don’t drag it out. 

You’ll be alright. You’ll be good. Take your time, accept what has happened and move on. It’s the only way. 

#144 - Beautiful

Harry: “But baby, you’re so beautiful, why do you need all the makeup?” he pouts standing in the doorway to the bathroom. “Because I need it,” you chuckled in reply working on the mascara. “Well, as cliche as it sounds babe, you’re beautiful with or without it.” You chuckled, finishing up. “You’re so corny Styles.”

Liam: “S-she’s so beautiful…” he stutters in complete awe of your newborn daughter. “She has your lips and eyes…” You watched as he listed every little thing he loved about the little 2 hour old baby. “Just so beautiful. Just like your mum.”

Niall: ‘She’s so beautiful.’ He thinks to himself as you walked arm in arm with your father down the aisle. 'I’m so lucky she’s mine… Finally. I can’t remember how long I’ve been waiting for this day to come.’ You finally made it to the end of the, what seemed like forever, walk, taking his hands and starting a new chapter.

Zayn: “Beautiful,” he says as the interviewer asks him to describe you in one word. “Inside and out. She has a beautiful soul and a beautiful appearance… There are so many words that could describe her, but I think beautiful speaks the loudest.”

Louis: “H-How do I look…?” Your teenage daughter asks as she spins around in her turquoise prom dress. You admired how the chiffon fabric complimented her skin tone and how her makeup was done to perfection. “Beautiful… you look beautiful.” Louis said, tearing up at the sight of his baby girl so grown up.

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i visited the oh so beautiful town of North. and let me tell you it’s so freaking pretty, for about a good 10 mins I was just walking around the town in the rain. Rae’s paths are probably the best idea in the world. so if you have some free time, please go visit Rae’s town of North. you really won’t regret it. it’s not like you would anyways.

North’s dream address:7900-3285-6095 

TaoHun taking Candy for a walk
  • Sehun: do you really have to carry her? She came with paws, you know
  • Tao: first, it really hurts when you talk like she's a toy and yes, I have to carry her. Don't you read the papers? People can't drive for their life!
  • Sehun: anyway, it could teach her some reflexe- OUCH! I'm kidding!
  • Tao: well, stop then! I'm caring for her. *turns to Candy* Am I not my baby? Yes, love, who's my baby? You are! I love you baby~
  • Sehun: you're the one who should stop, it's getting creepy.
  • Tao: you're just jealous.
  • Sehun: yes, I am.
  • Tao: no, you're- What? You admit it?
  • Sehun: I was your baby before her. It's just natural. Shut up.
  • Tao: aw~ my baby is jealous~
  • Sehun: no, don't even try it, too late for it now.
  • Tao: ok, so let me have some fun with Candy now, and I'll show you who's my first and favorite later, tonight *winks*
  • Sehun; You better keep your word
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>What she says:</b> I'm fine<p/><b>What she means:</b> Omg poor Misha I can't believe somebody could do that to him??!! I was so scared omg how could that happen to such a precious beautiful baby angel unicorn its awful!!! Those assbutts I was so worried!!! Anyway I'm so glad he's ok and walking around already he's recovered so well! He even apologized for being late jfc we're just glad ur ok u massive dork xxx <333 <p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I'm 17 I'm freaking out. I think I may be pregnant. My period is almost 3 weeks late. I don't even know how to use a pregnancy test!! You pee in it?! Like what!! I am freaking out. I can't have a baby! I'm just a kid!! I turned 17 like a month ago!! My boyfriend doesn't know. My dad would kill me and my mom would try and force me to live with her again. I don't even know where to start if I was. Help me!!

aw sweets. I’ve had a friend who was pregnant at 16 and she felt the same as you. Once she was sure, she really came around to the idea. Parents can be a lot more accepting than you think. The best thing to do is take a few tests and see what happens! 

anonymous asked:

Top five Rumbelle moments?

Hmmmm, to make it easier on me, how about we say, top five moments I get really emotional while watching them?

  1. when he’s barely clinging to life, but he uses his last bit of energy to call her on the phone and desperately try to remind her who she is, to try to make sure she’s taken care of. His last thoughts are of her, his last actions are attempts to help her, and he can’t bear it that he can’t help her more. And the way he describes her to herself… he knows her and listens to her and loves her better than anyone else. It hurts me deeply.
  2. when he turns around and sees her in his shop and genuinely thinks she is a ghost and has to touch her shoulder before he believes she’s truly there. “You’re real? You’re alive?” And then promises he’ll protect her, godddddd I get so emotional, the actingggg
  3. the simple domestic scenes in Skin Deep, the way they genuinely do get along together. All of that episode. And also when Belle goes back to confront him in the dungeon. Especially his expression when she says, “You’re going to regret it forever” and when she leaves. (Do you cry? (I’m crying right now.))
  4. in the Crocodile when he finally tells her his secrets without any ulterior motive. Just to tell her. That brave step of opening up the way she wanted him to, giving her his secrets symbolized by a library (treasure trove of knowledge) and an independent place to live away from him, and then entirely leaving their degree of intimacy up to her and respecting her decision to split up. And then her deciding to date him because he did those brave hard things. arghhghhhh babies
  5. when she says “Rumplestiltskin, wait.” and he turns around and looks like he’s going to cry or have a panic attack because of the thought that she’s going to rightfully blame him for everything she’s been through, but then she looks awed and says, “I remember! I love you!” and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened, and he gets to embrace her and say the “I love you too” that he never thought he’d be able to say :’)))))
Picture Preference #15 Awards Show

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Stepping out of the limo, you clutched Harry’s hand tightly. This was your first awards show and you weren’t really sure what to expect. As you both stepped onto the red carpet, all you could hear was ear-piercing screams and you were almost blinded by flashing cameras. As you walked further along, all sorts of questions were being thrown at you both.Harry kept whispering sweet things to you from time to time, reassuring you that you were doing fine,as he knew you were extremely nervous. He was so excited to have you by his side as this was such a big event for him and you were one of the most important people in his life. 

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As you walked down the red carpet with Liam by your side, you were quite nervous but also extremely excited. Ever since you were a little girl you had watched the VMA’s. You loved to see all the beautiful women walk the red carpet with handsome men by their sides. Never in a million years had you thought that some day, that would be you. You spent all day getting pampered and preparing yourself for the big night and now, as you stood on the red carpet, you didn’t want it to end. You strutted your stuff, stopping for interviews and smiling for the cameras that were pointed at you from every angle you could think of. As you reached the end of the carpet, everybody was complimenting you on how well you handled the red carpet and Liam couldn’t get over hoe beautiful you were.

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Watching Louis perform alongside the other boys at the VMA’s made you feel as if your heart would burst with pride. You’d been together for almost 3 years but you had still never been to an awards show with him as you felt you didn’t belong in the showbiz side of his life, and preferrred to stay at home. Louis convinced you to come to this one as he said it would be really special and would love to have the most important person in his life there to watch him and cheer him on. Just as they finished performing,Louis announced that he had something he needed to say. He walked to the front of the stage, all the while looking at you. ‘Y/N, I finally convinced you to come to an awards show with me and I really want this night to be one you’ll never forget. We’ve been together almost 3 years now and I love you with every little piece of my heart. I look forward to waking up every day just to see your gorgeous smile. I love verything about you. I love your dimples, even though you think they make you look childish. I love your laugh, even though you think it’s obnoxious. I love how every time you try to cook you almost burn our house down, even though you think it’s terrible that you can’t cook.One thing I love the most about you is how Y/N Tomlinson sounds. I love you so much, and I never ever want to lose you. Will you do me the pleasure of being Mrs.Tomlinson?’ he said, getting down on one knee as he pulled the most beautiful diamond ring you had ever seen from his pocket. You ran to the stage with tears in your eyes, 'Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes a million times yes!’ you said. He picked you up and spun you around. You kissed him with every ounce of passion you had in your body,as everybody in the audience clapped and cheered.

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'Go talk to her!’ Niall said to you. 'It’s not as easy as that,Ni.she’s been my idol for years. What happens if I say something stupid or get all tongue tied and just stand there staring at her?!’ you sighed. Beyonce had been your idol ever since you were a teenager, and even being in the same room as her got you all giggly and excited. You really wanted to go up to her as you knew it was a chance that might never come around again but on the other hand you wanted to run the other direction just to avoid seeing her and being all starstruck in front of her. You didn’t want her to think of you as some weirdo that sat staring at her for the whole night. Before you knew what was going on, you felt Niall grab your arm and drag you over to where Beyonce was standing. 'Hey!’ she said smiling at you both, champagne glass in hand. 'Hey! You’ve been Y/N’s idol for years and she really really wants to talk to you, I can see by her face. She was just too nervous to come over in case you didn’t like her or she did something stupid.'Niall said to ehr before walking away.'Awe babe, don’t you ever be nervous comign to talk to me. To be honest,  I really admire you. Your fashion sense is just perfect it’s so on point like girlll…’ 'Oh my god, I actually can’t believ this, I love you so much!’ you said. 'I love you too hun!’ You both had a really great conversation before it was time to take your seats. You even ended up swapping numbers! Sitting in your seat, you smothered Niall with kisses. 'Thank you so much baby, you are actually the most amazing boyfriend in the whole world and I love you so so much!’ you explained, snuggling into him to watch the show. He kissed you forehead and turned to watch the introduction.

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You walked on stage, searching the crowd for Zayn and the boys as you took your position beside your co-presenter, Ed Sheeran. You called out the nominees for the 'Best Song of the Summer’. Together, you called One Direction to the stage to collect their award. When they arrived on stage, Zayn came straight to you and gave you a loving kiss. 'I would like to thank Y/N for being there for me throughout my career. I know it’s hard when we go on tour for months at a time but she has never once thought of elaving. She has always been there for me and I feel like she deserves this award just as much as I do. I would not be here, stnding on this stage with these four incredible lads if it wasn’t for my beautiful Y/N.’ 

*** Hey guys! Sorry it took me so long to update, I promise I will start to update a lot more often but my schedule has been crazy lately! If you liked this, tell your friends and spread the word as much as possible! Sorry they’re really short I’ve jsut been having really bad writers block! Get in as many requests as possible, I want my inbox full!!! Love you all lots,

       Stay Beautiful xoxo ***