aw man i just don't know

the signs as Rick and Morty quotes
  • Aries: I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant, the rest is annoying garbage!
  • Taurus: Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the Shit Store and sell it, or put it in a Shit Museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.
  • Gemini: Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
  • Cancer: Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
  • Leo: Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing.
  • Virgo: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
  • Libra: Yeah sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
  • Scorpio: I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior. If I were you I wouldn't pull that thread.
  • Sagittarius: You gotta flip 'em off, I told them it means "peace among worlds", how hilarious is that!
  • Capricorn: Don't waste your brain on those weirdos... They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful, and then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.
  • Aquarius: Okay, well...sometimes science is more art than science. Lot of people don't get that.
  • Pisces: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?
  • Lance: Aw man! I forgot to write my history paper!
  • Hunk: Don't worry. Just tell your teacher you couldn't write it because of....global warming!
  • Lance: What?
  • Hunk: That's what you do nowadays, blame everything on global warming.
  • Lance: You know, global warming could be a positive thing. Get to wear shorts year round, guys get sweaty and take off their shirts!
  • Pidge: All the earth's water dries up...
  • Lance: So we drink lemonade.
  • Pidge:
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Tony Stark in Earth’s Mightiest Heroes 1.01, Iron Man is Born!

  • Heather McNamara: Aw man! I forgot to write my history paper!
  • Kurt: Don't worry. Just tell your teacher you couldn't write it because of....global warming!
  • Heather McNamara: What?
  • Kurt: That's what you do nowadays, blame everything on global warming.
  • Heather McNamara: You know, global warming could be a positive thing. Get to wear shorts year round, guys get sweaty and take off their shirts!
  • Veronica: All the earth's water dries up...
  • Heather McNamara: So we drink lemonade.
  • Veronica:

anonymous asked:

I hope for the sake of the children, parents explain that Kylo and Rey are enemies and nothing more if they dare to buy their child those disgusting FOD dolls. I don't think it's appropriate. I hope the sells does awful. Rey should had been packaged with Finn or at least Luke. Anakin was literally precontracted to marry Padme through the force just as Han and Leia, Luke and Mara was. Rey had no connection with Kylo. You know where the sexual attention was? It was between Finn and Rey.

for the sake of the children—

Oh man. This was hilarious from beginning to end. 10/10

ask-volley-bts  asked:

🖍 aw man hope ya don't get too many :,0c !! ((asdfghjkl you can just do on e of em))

(because youre a cutie and art is so cute as well! Thank you for giving me a chance to drawing your squad! I didn’t know who you wanted me to draw? so I  drew 95z!) -kat

@ask-volley-bts

  • Adrien: Aw man! I forgot to write my history paper!
  • Nino: Don't worry. Just tell your teacher you couldn't write it because of....global warming!
  • Adrien: What?
  • Nino: That's what you do nowadays, blame everything on global warming.
  • Adrien: You know, global warming could be a positive thing. Get to wear shorts year round, guys get sweaty and take off their shirts!
  • Max: All the earth's water dries up...
  • Adrien: So we drink lemonade.
  • Max:

anonymous asked:

I just like to think about the way Alec would instantly lose his shit if Magnus hit someone (not with magic, although that's the way to Alec's heart and other parts of him wink wonk) I just really love Magnus not even bothering because they're so close and he's stronger than like.. everyone in the room so he just hit whoever it is who's challenging him and decks them in two seconds flat

i’ve written about magnus using hand to hand combat before (more than just once but i have to find the others and make a tag for that)

but god i fucking love this idea and you know alec lightwood would absolutely love it. i don’t even think it would be about not bothering. i think as satisfying and as good and as incredible magic is, sometimes magnus just likes it.

he likes the feeling of his fist connecting with someone’s body. he likes to watch as their expressions change because they’re so damn used to warlocks fighting with magic and only that, and here he is ready and eager to leave them in tatters without a fucking lick of magic. here he is strong enough to end them without even the smallest hint of it.

so really i imagine this so fucking often, someone pushing him, trying to physically intimidate him and goad him. the look he’d get on his face, head tipped down and his brows heavy over his eyes that were sharp as shards of glass. he’d just fucking appraise them, a hint of a smile on his lips, the room gone a dead cold kind of quiet because so many of them knew.

and then it’s so fucking quick because he’s so fluid and he’s so fast, his fist connecting hard with bone and flesh, the sweet crack of knuckles to skin. they hit the floor with a heavy thud, a hush spilling out around him. and he drops down, grabbing their shirt and wrenching them up off the floor, looking them right in the eyes. “do you want to rethink that?”

the first time, alec’s eyes would be saucers although it would be no surprise to him. he knew how strong magnus was, he knew he was a skilled fighter in every discipline. but still to see it… god it would rip through him something fucking awful. his breathing gone heavy and his throat so god damn dry. later it would be different, it’d still affect him but he’d smirk, crossing his arms over his chest and just waiting for it. but the first time he’d be ruined and when magnus glanced at him he’d just see this man looking at him and wanting so much

Criminal Minds: *has an episode where Hotch’s Awful Childhood is once again hinted at*

Hotch’s voice: *wobbles or outright cracks due to emotion at any point during that episode*

Me: *pauses episode and waves arms around furiously for a few seconds while making distressed “gaaahhh” noises*

BTS reaction to their girl crush being roommates with her guy bestfriend
  • I hope y'all enjoy this, I also hope it's what you wanted~ 💙💙 I made so that they confess because without gifs I need more dialogue and it was one of the ways In thought it would work out~ Hope you don't mind. 💙💙
  • ————————
  • Jin/Kim Seokjin:
  • Over protective because he absolutely adores you and doesn't like the idea of you being with another dude. We all know he rambles and it's cute AF.
  • Jin: You can't be roommates with him! You're a girl he's a man, what if he's a pervert.
  • You: I think I've known him long enough to assure you that he's Not a perv.
  • Jin: you STILL SHOULDN'T BE ROOMATES WITH HIM.
  • You: Why? I don't see the big issue!!
  • Jin: I CaRe AbOuT yoU. YOU WOMAN WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT I WORRY FOR YOU A LOT AND LOVE YOU.
  • You: ...
  • Jin: ...
  • Jin: Please like me back at least. We could be a gorgeous couple.
  • ~~~~~
  • Suga/Min Yoongi:
  • You aren't going anywhere forget being roommates with that guy. Min Yoongi is a straightforward man.
  • Yoongi: No.
  • You: But why not?
  • Yoongi: Because I said no.
  • You: And this is supposed make me agree because...?
  • Yoongi: I like you, I get jealous, and I want you to myself.
  • Yoongi: Does that make you agree now?
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • Hobi would be really pouty about it and adorable. Trying to convince you to stay. Hates the idea of you spending nights and days living with some other guy.
  • Hobi: Please stay.
  • You: I already agreed.
  • Hobi: You wouldn't for me?
  • You: -Sigh- I would but.. Ahahha you're so troublesome.
  • Hobi: -cheeky smile- So will you please stay? And just be with me?
  • You: Aw. Baby, of course.
  • Jung Hoseok- The man pulling your heartstrings.
  • ~~~~~~~~~
  • Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • He would awkwardly bring it up and disapprove. He worries for your safety and wants you to be closer to him not further away.
  • Namjoon: Sooo.. Moving with that guy.
  • You: What about it?
  • Namjoon: Isn't it too much?
  • You: It would help me with the pay for it to be split.
  • Namjoon: Are you sure nothing will happen between you guys?
  • You: Positive ~
  • Namjoon: I don't want the girl I like being with some dude I don't know. -Mumbling-
  • You: Cutie. If you want I'll stay. For you.
  • Namjoon: That would be really nice so please and thank you.
  • ~~~~~~~
  • Jimin/Park Jimin:
  • He would be a confused as to why you even agreed to be roommates with him. He would deal with it for awhile, just let you pack and move, but after a bit he missed you coming over more often. Now you lived further away and he hated it.
  • Jimin: Come back home..
  • You: I'm already moved Jimin, I can't just go back.
  • Jimin: You're to far away, I miss you.
  • You: So do I but the payment has been easier to handle with a roomate.
  • Jimin: I'll help you just please come back.
  • You: Don't Jimin.
  • Jimin: Please. -Now goes to holding your face-
  • You: You know what? You and your face are my issue. Okeeehh I'll move back.
  • Jimin: -Cute eye smile- I'm happy to have you more to myself now~
  • ~~~~~~~~~
  • V/Kim Taehyung:
  • Taehyung would barely let you even pack in the first place. He would be holding your hand telling you that you shouldn't move in with him. Childishly unpacking your clothes so that you took longer.
  • You: Tae please stop! Why don't youet me move out?
  • Tae: Because I'll miss you.
  • You: I can always call and visit.
  • Tae: Not as often!
  • You: What do you want me to do about it?
  • Tae: Stay, just stay.
  • You: I can't. -Return to packing-
  • Tae: -back hug with his head laying on your shoulder- Stay for me, because I like you a lot and I hate seeing you go live with another guy...
  • You're not leaving anytime soon! Am I right?
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • Jungkook/Jeon Jungkook:
  • He would watch you pack, sometimes help and let chu leave. After day three he realized all the problems with this change and didn't like any of them.
  • Jungkook ends up going to where you live to get you to go back.
  • KooKie: I need you to move back.
  • You: Um, I'm already moved in comfortably I can't just move out.
  • Kookie: But there's four problems with this.
  • You: Okay, explain.
  • Kookie: One: You're with a guy I don't know and that hurts my heart. Two: You can't call or visit as often as you used too. Three: I miss you and Four: I realized how much I really liked you and I can't handle knowing you're here.
  • You: Jungkook I-
  • KooKie: Please.
  • You: I'll move back home. No need to worry now, honey.
  • Harry: Aw man! I forgot to write my history paper!
  • Louis: Don't worry. Just tell your teacher you couldn't write it because of....global warming!
  • Harry: What?
  • Louis: That's what you do nowadays, blame everything on global warming.
  • Harry: You know, global warming could be a positive thing. Get to wear shorts year round, guys get sweaty and take off their shirts!
  • Liam: All the earth's water dries up...
  • Louis: So we drink lemonade!
  • Liam:
10

Fusion is serious magic, not a trick for dinner parties.

You are not two people. And you are not one person. You are an experience.

You forget you were ever alone. You know, when you fuse, you don’t feel like two people, you feel like one being. And your old names might as well be names for your left arm, and your right.

flawless

Sterek one-shot, word count: 4k. 

~

Derek’s relationship with Stiles is about 40% eyebrow conversations, 40% innuendo, 5% puns (on Stiles’ end), and 15% fighting over the radio in the Camaro.

Except when Lydia Martin comes on. Then it’s 0% fighting over the radio, and 0% complaining, and 0% passive-aggressive commentary, or else Stiles will dump his ass, no exceptions.

“Not even when it’s your birthday in a week and your boyfriend is about to spend hours upon hours of his life baking you an unnecessarily complicated Millennium Falcon cake?” Derek asks.

“Not even,” Stiles agrees cheerfully. He cranks the volume a little higher as he says it, just to be a little shit, and adds, with entirely too much fondness given that this is a woman who regularly threatens to crush men’s skulls under her stilettos, “She’s my strawberry-blonde goddess, you know this.”

“Yeah,” Derek mutters, “I know.”

“And you can quit it with the judgey eyebrows, because I know you listen to Celine Dion in the shower.”

Derek shuts up.

It takes a whole four minutes for the song to end. It’s one of her quieter songs, one that doesn’t get a lot of air time. It’s not that bad, he supposes. A little twangier than he likes, a little more saccharine, but–pleasant. Like a lullaby. What makes it annoying is Stiles sitting over there crooning at the stereo and making heart eyes. No song–or singer–is that good.

Stiles sighs contentedly into the last notes and wriggles his butt against the seat. “I know you and I are, like, werewolf-married, but dude, if I ever met Lydia Martin in person … All bets are off, is all I’m saying.“

It’s not like Stiles really means it (does he?), but it still makes Derek’s hands clench into claws on the steering wheel.

"Yeah, if,” he says, and keeps his eyes on the road.

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You know what also made me laugh about Death Note ? How L always knew what Kira was up to and Light always had to change his plans. I don’t remember everything so I guess he always had another plan just in case but… Wow !

  • James: So what are we going to name her?
  • Jessie: I... Don't know. Let's think of a name...
  • *Awhile later*
  • [Team Rocket have captured Pikachu, and are up in their balloon.]
  • Jessie: Mwahahaha!
  • Ash: Aw man, I thought you guys had stopped following me.
  • Jessie: it's only been nine months.
  • *Audience laugh track*
  • Jessie: Anyway, twerp, prepare for trouble!
  • James: And make it... Triple!
  • Ash: Wait what?
  • [Meowth pops up, holding a baby with James' hair color and Jessie's blue eyes, holding a Pikachu Pokedoll. Jessie takes it into her arms.]
  • Jessie: Presenting...
  • James: Our daughter...
  • Jessie and James: Ashley!
  • [Ash looks up, stunned. He's just as stunned when Pikachu is handed back to him.]
  • Ash: You named her after me?
  • [Jessie and James nod.]
  • Jessie: Which is why we figured we had to give you the proper birth announcement.
  • [They wave goodbye and fly off into the sunset.]
Texts
  • I knew A would make fun of me for the little sweater accident. So we are texting and
  • A: don't die taking your sweater off
  • Me: leave me alone, I am injured I can't function normally
  • A: just saying that (the angel that saved me today) won't rescue you this time
  • Me: leave him alone! He saved my life
  • A: “local teacher wins battle against evil sweater with the help of, in his words, and angel doing god's job"
  • Me: you are an awful human being
  • A: “local man presents case of hipersensibility, might be related to a close to death experience"
  • Me: people have feelings you know? Just because your heart is made of ice doesn't mean that people won't get hurt by your mean words
  • A: sorry, sorry that was the last one I swear.
  • Me: “local girl fails test to participate in the next Mean Girls remake, rumors say she has feelings"
  • A: I knew it was a trap, I fell for the oldest trick on the book
  • Me: what is the oldest trick? Teacher Calls Mean Girl Mean Enough Times To Make Her Stop Being Mean?
  • A: no, that is a modern trick. The oldest trick is Man Acts Like A Hurt Puppy To Soften Mean Girl's Heart

mamatork  asked:

Okay, but can we please take a moment out of all the awful drag Peter wore to appreciate his natural good looks beneath it all? He's always been beautiful and very handsome to many of us, and I don't think he gets nearly enough appreciation as he should! I mean yeah, Davy and the others are great looking guys, but Peter has this angelic quality to his smile that I just adore! (I also feel like his looks don't get talked about as much, but maybe that's just me! 😉)

Absolutely! Well, that’s the entire point, really…that Peter wasn’t “pretty” the way Micky was, but he was “man-pretty,” and the costume people clearly didn’t know how to properly dress/accentuate the features of a handsome man such as Peter or turn him into an attractive woman. But yes, Peter was quite attractive back in the ‘60s, no question about it, and definitely had that dimple working overtime for him. Here’s a few favorite Peter pics…