aw look at that cutie pie

VIXX: dating Hongbin would include

▪ aw this cutie pie

 ▪ lots of shy glances from across the room 

▪ esp when you know he likes you but neither of you will do anything about it 

▪ except stare at each other while one isn’t looking, and hoping the other would say something

 ▪ you’d probably find out that he likes you from someone else cough cough Hyuk cough 

 ▪ (he would get beat up by Binnie ofc but it’s all worth it bc none of the members can stand the obvious tension between you two) 

▪ him stuttering over his words as he apologizes for that imbecile’s behavior, but he’d let you know that he really liked you for a long time

 ▪ always thinking of you while shopping and making sure to bring you back something from his travels 

▪ won’t be able to sleep if you’re not next to him, so Skype and FaceTime calls are vital to both of you 

▪ sends you random videos of Ravi or Hyuk doing ‘magic tricks’ as he’s laughing behind the camera 

 ▪ also telling you to check out their new dance routine… and he doesn’t know whether to blush or smirk as he sees you drooling over his sweaty body and heavy breathing 

 ▪ he does the latter, and pulls you into him while making sly remarks 

 ▪ “if you wanted to see me all sweaty and out of breath, you could’ve just asked" 

▪ but he’ll probably blush after bc he’s never this forward or flirtatious 

 ▪ you taking his offer, tho, and let’s just say neither of you are allowed to be in the dorms together anymore

 ▪ it’s ok bc anywhere with you is his favorite place

 ▪ dates with him are always spontaneous and never planned but super duper romantic 

 ▪ trips to the ice cream shop to get treats for the other members ends up with both of you eating all of it and hiding from their wrath 

 ▪ everyone picking on yall bc they’ve never seen a couple more perfect for each other 

 ▪ seeing you in his sweaters will make him melt and he’d be left with no choice but to cover your face with kisses 

▪ honestly so oblivious when someone hits on him. It’s when you grab his arm or become more touchy that he realizes something is off 

▪ won’t even tease you about it or care about the other person, he just loves the fact that you love him enough to get protective 

 ▪ loves to feel your body pressed to his when you’re in crowded places, he knows you get anxious and cling to him sometimes

 ▪ back hugs from Hongbin are the mf best 

 ▪ wraps you up completely in his big arms and presses his face against your neck 

▪ he’ll then proceed to pick you up and sit you down on his lap while watching movies 

 ▪ him always waking you up with gentle kisses “wake up, beautiful" 

▪ I can see him being handsy and touching you everywhere during make out times 

 ▪ but he’s so patient and takes his time with you, never doing anything that you’re hesitant to 

 ▪ so supportive of you and loves it when you support him through everything

 ▪ good luck kisses are his favorite kind of kisses 

▪ loves showing you off and honestly doesn’t care when other people compliment you or flirt with you, he knows you’re all his

 ▪ basically the definition of soul mates 💝

Originally posted by ottokaji-vixx

Sebastian Aho #2 - Girl Problems

Originally posted by amxwolf

A/N - heya everyone! this is super cute and super fluffy and I hope it brightens your day because I couldn’t stop grinning while writing this whole thing. 

for the anon request: Can you write a sebastian aho imagine where they meet for the first time, please?

_X_

You are not proud of your grocery shopping habits okay? Bur sometimes being a student is hella stressful and you only realize that you only have a bottle of ketchup and a couple bottles of beer in your fridge at midnight when you are trying to pack your lunch for the next day. So you go to the 24-hour grocery store a block away from your apartment at close to one in the morning. I mean, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do, right?

So here you are, wandering around the store with your basket half-full of the essentials when you realize that your period is supposed to be start in two days. You walk down the feminine products aisle and startle a little bit when you run right into someone.

“Oh, I’m so sorry!” you apologize right away, “I’m not used to people being here this late.” when you looked up you almost swallowed your tongue. The person you just ran into was a really cute  guy who had a look of pure terror and confusion on his face while staring at a wall of various boxes of tampons and pads. The man blushed at you like he was embarrassed to be caught in the act, making you have to bite your lip to stifle a laugh.

“No, no. My fault.” the mystery man assured in an accent you didn’t recognize fully, “Just confused.”

“about life in general so you decided to take a midnight trip to a supermarket, or confused about what the hell happens to women’s bodies every month because you have a poor girl at home in need of some assistance?” you smiled and quirked an eyebrow at him.

Your question brought out a shy smile on his face and you suddenly realized that you wanted to do everything your power to keep that beautiful thing there. “Last one.” he replied and made wide, help-me eyes at the aforementioned wall.

“For your girlfriend?” you asked, half out of concern of what kind to get for cutie-pie-stranger‘s damsel in distress, and half for selfish reasons.

“No, my sister.” you did a mini fist pump in your head, “Is first time and she really embarrassed and neither of us prepared.”

“Aw, poor girl.” you smiled warmly before picking up a box of your personal favourite type of pads when you were a teenager and handed it to him along with a duo box of tween tampons and panty liners. “she’ll want to stick with pads for right now, but if she wants tampons these ones should fit her body better.”

Mystery-man looked at the boxes you just handed to him like they were from outer space then looked back at you with his eyebrows furrowed in confusion, “Fit?”

You laughed at that, “Oh honey, you are in way over your head. Come on, you are going to need a few more things to help your sis out.” you quickly picked up your own box of tampons and turned on your heel to start through the store once more. The stunned man quickly caught up to you as you went on your hunt for ibuprofen.

“What you doing here so late then?” he asked

“School is hell and I’m generally a mess.” you replied bluntly making him chuckle, “plus it’s much easier getting shopping done without anyone around, than trying to fight through mothers of four with their snotty-nosed toddlers having temper tantrums on weekends.”

You searched the display in front of you quickly before spotting the little box of life-saving pain relief and handed it to him.

“You not a mess.” he said with puppy dog eyes looking at you. God, you think you might be visibly swooning, “You very helpful and nice.”

You beamed back at him before admitting, “The only reason I am actually capable right now is because I have, in fact, been a woman my whole life so I deal with this bullshit a lot.”

He smiled back at you while you continued on through the store. You talked back and forth, trading questions about what you both did with your lives and you were surprised to find that he was actually a Carolina Hurricanes player. You accumulated a heat pad and some tissues before you pulled him into the dessert aisle. You went right for the big chocolate bars, handing two to him and then grabbing a box of cupcakes with thick pink icing and rainbow sprinkles on top.

He raised an eyebrow at you questioningly when you handed him those items “Trust me, both you and your sister will thank me later.”

“I don’t think I will ever understand girls.” he smiled and shook his head.

“You don’t need to understand us, just understand some of the shit we have to deal with sometimes and being able to help is just fine.” you smiled back at him, as you started walking to the cash register, “Alright, you should be set to go then. And try not to make a big deal about it because your sister is probably really embarrassed even though it is the most normal thing in the world.”

“Thanks for all your help…” it suddenly dawned on him that he hadn’t asked your name.

“(Y/N)” you supplied and his face brightened making you giggle a bit

“Sebastian.’ he replied and you smiled at that too, having a name to associate with one of the cutest people you had met in your life.

“Good luck Sebastian,” you smiled and tried not to look disappointed that this was probably going to be the last time seeing him.

“Wait!” he called after you, “…Could I maybe… get your number? Y’know, in case I need anymore help?” he asked shyly.

You bit your lip lightly, “Hmm… that depends.”

Sebastian’s face fell a little bit, “Depends on what?”

“If you are actually planning on using my number as a helpline, then no. If that was just a bad pick-up line and you really want to take me out sometime, then of course.” you winked

Sebastian’s face immediately let back up and he let out a little chuckle in spite of himself, “You are something else, (Y/N). And I really like it.” you were now blushing at his words but you traded phones and in the next thirty seconds had the name and number for this cute boy that you met at the supermarket at one in the morning while helping him look for tampons. What a story, eh?

You both checked out quickly and Sebastian walked you out to your car. Before getting in he swooped down and kissed you on your cheek and you felt all of your insides turn to goop.

“Goodnight, (Y/N).”

“Goodnight Sebastian.” you smiled and hopped into your car. He blew you a little kiss as you pulled away from the parking lot and you didn’t stop grinning from ear to ear for the whole ride home.

_X_

Up next: Andre Burakovsky!

Elephant’s Memory

Written by: spencerreidsmiles

This was a request by @gnarlytricksbro! This reid x reader fic is an alternate version of the Criminal Minds episode “Elephant’s Memory” where the reader comes in and saves the day for Spencer.

Trigger Warnings: Bullying

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Since Scott had become a true alpha his time had been limited which was why English class, the only one on one time you got with your best friend, had become your favourite class. So when the twins slumped down, taking a seat either side of you, you sighed and glared forward not wanting to pay either wolf any attention.



“Hey cutie pie, you wanna tell us where Scotty went to?” You ignored the comment and moved your attention to the teacher who was talking at the front of the class.  Scott walked into the class, glaring at the twins as he took a seat behind you.



“Look who showed up.” The other twin muttered, grinning at his brother. The rest of the class went much of the same way, you and Scott ignoring them while they tried to gain your attention.

 



“Hey (Y/N) what class you got?” You turned to see Stiles and Lydia hurrying up the corridor behind you.



“Gym I think we’re doing track again which means I’ll be with Isaac.” You smile as Lydia hands you a bobble, knowing you well enough to know that you hadn’t brought one yourself.


 

“I’ve got lacrosse training with coach and Lydia’s got art.” Stiles mumbled, frowning when you chucked your gym bag at him and tied your (Y/H/C) hair into a messy bun.


 

“Well good luck just remember Isaac’s faster, last time you almost passed out.” Lydia smiled at you both before exiting to her art class, you and Stiles walked together until you came to the changing rooms where you waved him good bye and hurried to get changed.



 

“Well hey there cutie pie.” You had been doubled over, hands on your knees, as you tried to catch your breath.



“What do you want?” You grumbled. He grinned and held out a bottle of water which you gladly snatched from his hands, downing most of the liquid.



“Just thought I’d be nice and check on you… I mean I was on my second lap and I couldn’t run past you again without feeling mean.” He chuckled, taking the bottle back and walking up the path.



 

“Well… thanks for the water.” You muttered, following him. By the time you’d caught up with Isaac the class was over and you were more than happy to head to the showers and get into fresh clothes.



 

Lydia, Malia and Stiles were waiting outside for you and once Isaac came out of the boys changing room, his hair still soaked, you all headed to the library.




 

“Watch my bags.” You dumped your bags on the table and wondered around in search of a book you hadn’t read yet.




 

Aiden’s POV:

 

“Hey (Y/N)’s behind you.” Ethan muttered under his breath. I glanced over my shoulder and saw some guy talking to her, his hand snaking its way from her arm to her back. I could feel a bitter growl catching at the back of my throat and it wasn’t until Ethan placed a hand on my arm that I’d realised my eyes had shifted.



“So we should hang out sometime.” I looked back over to see (Y/N) backed against a bookshelf, trying her best to convince the boy to leave her alone without hurting his feelings.


“Thanks but I’m really busy.” She said quickly. When he moved closer I was surprised to find my brother stepping over to them.



“She said she’s busy so you can leave.” I joined Ethan’s side, glaring at the boy who just sneered at us.


 

“Come on Cutie pie.” I nodded my head away from the boy and placed a hand on her arm, leading her away, surprisingly she followed me.


“Thanks… I should go back to the pack.” She whispered uncomfortably. I nodded and smiled, making her blush a little as she left, thanking Ethan as she walked past him.



 

“Really you’re going to stick with cutie pie as a nickname.” Ethan smirked as I followed him out of the room.



“Yeah it makes her mad because she spends all her time trying to seem like a big, brave human.” I shook my head as we left the school and headed to our bikes.

 

 


 

“Hey cutie pie.” Aiden chuckled when you jumped and swung the basket of food you were holding at him. “Woah, sheesh just saying hello.”

 


“Oh my gosh I’m so sorry I thought you were… something you know, scary.” You blush as he lets go of the basket and makes a face in mock offence.


 

“I’m terrifying.” He frowned at you.


 

“Not really… I mean sure when you first came to town we were scared but now…” you trailed off as you tried to reach a jar on a high shelf, mentally cursing the store for putting it up so high.


 

“Aw Cutie pie, looks like your too short.” You glared at the smug werewolf, who rolled his eyes and grabbed the jar for you. he followed you around the rest of the store, helping you fetch things and carrying the basket when it got to heavy.


 

You spent most of the time trying to figure out why he’d been so nice to you for the last few weeks, the other told you he just wanted to get into Scott’s pack but he never brought up the pack when he was with you, he was more concerned with whatever you were doing or wanted to do.


 

“Um… hey do you need help carrying those home?” You turned to face Aiden with surprise, you hadn’t expected him to offer.


“If you can manage some bags… gee thanks.” Your blush was clear to the both of you but thankful he preoccupied himself with taking all of your bags, using his werewolf strength to carry the heavy load all the way to your door.


“Well now, seeing as I’ve helped you all week I think you owe me something.” He smirked at you, the smug look quickly slipping from his face when he saw you panicking. “Oh no I meant you should go out with me, like on a date.” He set the bags down on your door step and looked at you expectantly.


 

“Oh sure, there’s a lacrosse practise match tomorrow and Lydia’s got something going on so… I have free time that I was going to use to study…” You drifted off in thought only looking up from your hands when Aiden ruffled your hair.


“See you tomorrow then Cutie pie, I need help with English anyway.” He winked and jogged down the road leaving you a little stunned.



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Reaction (Twice): When you do aegyo

Jihyo: “Oh my, look at this little cutie pie right here.”

Originally posted by chimchams

Tzuyu: “No fair, you’re not supposed to be cuter than me.”

Originally posted by la-rosa-del-sur

Dahyun: “Look, I can be cute too.”

Originally posted by withsana

Sana: “I think you made me love you even more.”

Originally posted by misamo

Momo: (You’re Mina) “I just want to kiss your cute face so much.”

Originally posted by misamo

Mina: *Simply watches in awe as you act cute for her*

Originally posted by etherealtwice

Chaeyoung: “Am I as cute as you yet? I don’t think I can do aegyo as well as you, jagiya.”

Originally posted by msmina

Nayeon: “Hey there cutie pie.”

Originally posted by qirl-qroups

Jungyeon: “Look, we’ll act cute too.”

Originally posted by only2yeon

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Little baby boy, aw, mama loves u. *insert gentle kisses here*

IAM THE GUY IN THE SECOND PART LIKE “hold up, who said you could put it down, let’s just, yup. THAT’S IT YOU GIGGLY BABY YOU, LOOK AT THAT BODY AND YOUR LITTLE TAPED FINGERS, I LOVE YOU,” And yes, the guy in the second part of the gif said all that, no you don’t need proof, it’s science. 

giGGLY BABY OHMGOD He looks so good in red, wow, and look at that fucking watch it’s so big 

BRing on the smoulder. - From that one movie I cannot remember the name of because I HAVE AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF MOVIEQUOTES BOUNCING IN MY HEAD BUT THE WORST MEMORY AT THE SAME TIME????? 

Everytime I see any of the people doing this I automatically think of that happy llama song, it is drilled into my brain, there is no stopping it I’M SORRY. (not really, cause I like that song.) 

… Daddy.

PEW PEW PEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW I shoot u. WAIT I REMEMBER THE MOVIE NOW, TANGLED, IT’S TANGLED HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT yes. 

This picture. This fucking picture. THIS FUCKING PICTURE IS SO GOD DAMNED GREAT AND IT IS A BLESSING AND JUST WOW okay, I’m cool, I’m calm. EXCEPT NOT REALLY CAUSE LOOK AT THAT GRAY SWEATER AND ON THE LEFT YOU CAN SEE HIS LITTLE (not so little) MUSCLE BUT YOU CAN SEE IT ON THE RIGHT TOO AND WHEN A GUY WEARS A SWEATER LIKE THAT AND YOU SEE MUSCLE, GOOD SHIT, THAT’S GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE, 1111110000/10 PLEASE WEAR THIS OUTFIT AGAIN. 

L e a t h e r   D a d d y   h o l y f u c k i n g s h i t 

I know that’s  just the door behind him, but at first glance it looks like a piercing AND HOW GOOD WOULD FINNEGAN LOOK WITH CARTILAGE PIERCINGS HOLY FUCK I WOULD LIKE PLS. (bonus, I love his taped hands, like sometimes I just imagine getting fingered with that tape on his hands, I’m sorry, I”M SORRY VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)

I SHIP THEM, SHIT I LOVE THEM SO HARD, WHAT IS THEIR SHIP NAME, I D G A F I’M MAKING ONE UP NOW IT IS CALLED, GOD’S FUCKING GIFT TO MANKIND. Thank u. 

Ya bb, we all already knew this lmao??? CAtch up???? 

Look at this cutie pie, aw, SAVE A HORSE, RIDE ME.. Even though that doesn’t really make sense. Cause it would be the other way around… WE cAN STILL ATTEMPT, I AM GAME AF. 

Does he have one of those expendo arm thingies, because if so, I agree, I LOVE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE SO FUN LIKE YOU CAN JUST GRAB EVERYTHING AND PEOPLE GET PISseD AT YOU WHEN YOU GRAB THEIR STUFF AND wow, he is great.

*insert Seth and Finn ship name here, because I’m pretty sure now they are my fav ever, don’t touch me*

PLAY ME THEM SICK JAMS BABYCAKES, I AM ALL EARS. okay but just imagine him playing a song for you right, and he starts singing you little songs with that adorable accent adn you’re just there, sobbing and like he just does the little, you know the little whisper I love you thing, but it’s more mouthed than whispered, ya feel me, AND NO I’M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE, SHUT UP TANYA. 

icouldscratchyourbackbetterthanthat WHAT NO WHAT I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING HAHAHAHA I DON’T HAVE A WEIRD OBSESSION WITH BACKS AND IMAGINE MYSELF SCRATCHING THEM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HHAHAHAHAHHAHahaha 

Okay so I got this one off instagram and one of the comments was “look at his hard nipples,” AND OKAY NOW I CANNOT STOP LOOKING AT THEM BUT THEN LOOK AT HIS FUCKING ABS, SON of a bitcH. 

Look at this. Look at my baby. LOOK AT MY PROUD LITTLE BABY DEMON LION, I AM SO PROUD OF U FOR BUILDING THAT, ILY okay but this boy, he is just one of those guys that is such a giggle dork, like you would do the weirdest, cutest shit together BUT HE WOULD ALSO BE DADDY DOM AFAFAF BECAUSE HOLY HELL, HE CAN SWITCH 180 DEGREES IN LIKE .0023 SECONDS 

*trying hard not to imagine Finn with tattoos BUT HOW HOT WOULD FINN LOOK WITH TATTOOS AND SLEEVES AND HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS SO GOOD, I THINK IF HE EVER GOT A SLEEVE IT WOULD BE IMMEDIATE DEATH FOR ME LIKE, RIP MY PUSSY CAUSE no one else would be even getting near it cause no one is on the same boat as tattooed Finn… Except Baron. Cause I love him so much.* 

Ya and vagina loves u back Finnegan. 

Originally posted by prowrestlingnow

This reminds me of that one snapchat filter, ya know the one THAT LIKE THE EYES GET ALL DROOP BLACK AND IT SCREAMS AND AFTER YOU’RE LIKE “wth just happened?” yeah, this is snapchat filter worthy. 

Originally posted by hiitsmekevin

“hey Shannon, when are you gonna stop calling people leather daddy?” WHEN ALL THE DADDIES STOP WEARING LEATHER, THAT IS WHEN I AM GOING TO STOP CALLING THEM LEATHER DADDY, WHICH MEANS NEVER, NEVER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR leatherdaddyleatherdaddyleatherdaddyleatherdaddyleather *heart eyes motherfucka* 

Originally posted by 100proofvodka

JESUS fucking christ FERGAL WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW… no wait. THE BULLET CLUB HAHAHAHAHAH I’m so happy. 

Originally posted by 100proofvodka

Look at this cutie. LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO. HIS SHIRT HAS FINN BACKWARDS. I love him so much wow, I would be in such a happy relationship with him bc he is such a huge dork and I am a huge dork, BUT DOM. I need that too. Best of both worlds. 

Originally posted by 100proofvodka

… I have nothing to say to this, he is sweaty and close AND SWEATY AND SMILEY AND HE DOES idk why this is so attractive to me, BUT THE HEAD DIPPY THING AND THEY LIKE SCRATCH THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD, i love that so much, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME BKLUSH AND I CAN’T CONTROL IT PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME BECAUSE I AM BLUSHING AND TYPUING FASTER I’M SORRUY 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

Finnegan is pm a lovely little bean who I would gladly let frickle frackle my rackle. Good. Yes, excellent. 


Stay thirsty my friends. @hardcorewwetrash 

cute connverse hc no one asked for
  • Okay, a thing that’s been on my mind is Bollywood.
  • Beautiful, musical Bollywood with its colors, its songs, its originality! Imagine Connie being plenty desinterested about it (’’I feel they’re overdoing the same ol’ american topics on our culture!’’) but STEVEN, STEVEN LOVES IT. HE LOVES THE COLORS, THE CLOTHES, THE ROMANCE, THE M U S I C, OH MY GOD CONNIE LOOK !! CONNIE YOU MUST TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE LIKE HER PRETTY PLEASE!!
  • Connie, who is more comfortable now in the dancing-in-public thing , agrees because Steven is so in awe and it’s making his cutie pie face and she can’t say no to it okay?
  • They try to copy the dancers styles and, while they are both pretty clumsy at first, they learn and they are having so much fun
  • sTEVEN OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO WIGGLE YOUR HIPS LIKE DEEPIKA PADUKONE OH MY GOD HAHAHA IM ALMOST JEALOUS
  • ((Practically it’s visual learning, remember that he lives with gems that dance 90% of their time ))
  • Connieeeeeee!!!!! That thingie you do with your feets is so cool!!! It looks like you are flying!!! 
  • okay now im thinking about steven floats and THEM DANCING IN THE AIR
  • MAYBE STEVONNIE HAPPENS AND THEY ARE DANCING IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!
  • oh my god, Stevonnie the goddess will totally ROCK in a Bollywood musical, just IMAGINE HER IN A SARI DANCING OVER BEACH CITY NIGHT SKY
  • Ronaldo sweared he saw a god-like crature looking pretty similar to alien moon goddesses representations
  • ‘’tHEY aRe BeTween uSSS’’
  • Imagine the gems joining them in their movie nights 
  • IMAGINE THE MAHESWARAN KNOWING AND JOINING TOO
  • Just Steven and Connie being happy and cute dancing and sharing beautiful moments 
  • ((When Connie cried with a romance bollywood movie, Steven was so proud))
  • What do you want my next hc to be ?
The Different Parts Of Louis Tomlinson

sooo i’m sure there must be about a thousand masterposts on louis but i decided to do just one huge, massive masterpost because i just wanted to get all of louis in one thing. seems impossible bUT LET’S DO THIS!

(this is long as fuck and i’m not even sorry)

(credit to the owners of the pictures and gifs used in this thing; i do not own anything besides the stupid comments, if you want credit to be given to something of yours let me know here!)

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Cartman and Kyle snuggling and laughing at something dumb Kyle said…

Cartman: Haha aw man Kahl, you’re so cute.

Kyle: *Stops laughing and looks away.*…goddamnit Cartman..

Cartman: What?

Kyle:..I’m not…I’m not cute, dude…

Cartman: You certainly are cute.

Kyle: I’m not!

Cartman: You are, stop denying it, Kyle. It’s a fact that you’re a cutie pie. *Pokes his nose*

Kyle: Uuuuhghhh nooooo-

Cartman: Haha look at you all flustered, my cutie little monster-

Kyle: *Covers face with his hands* Oh my god stooop

Cartman: My cutie poo Joo Joo-

Kyle: I’m going to die.

Cartman: Aw don’t die my smoochie pookie gumdrop Jew-

Kyle: LIANE HELP YOUR SON IS BEING STUPID

Cartman: My mom would agree that you’re a cutie bootie jewey smoochie pumpkin pie-

Kyle: Arraahahhh!

lanky first baseman luke wants to get your attention in the stands and so he dives into the dirt getting his perfectly white pants all dirtied up and afterwards when you’re waiting around for one of your friends at the bathroom he shakily touches your elbow and says, “d-did you see me slide?” and when you say yes he blushes and looks down at his feet as he turns them inward and mutters “i did it for you"