aw i ship these so hard

Imagine Chris admitting you’re his celebrity crush.

A/N: This is a request from @unstainedlight and it took me forever to get to, I’m so sorry. But here it is, finally! It’s super cute and I’d a lot of fun writing it (as in I giggled a lot) Enjoy! X

You arrived on the ‘The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon’ set shortly after your husband, Chris. The two of you came in separate cars because you’d come from your movie set, whereas he came from the hotel you were put up in while working in New York; he wasn’t due to film ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ until May. Both you and Chris had been invited by Jimmy Fallon to do your own respective interviews on your upcoming movies and pending projects, or so the both of you thought. As it turned out, those reasons were just bait given to your publicists to get both of you on his set at the same time without raising suspicion; the man had something cheeky planned.

Jimmy had interviewed Chris numerous times now- one could say that they were friends, so Jimmy knew about Chris’ crush on you. He’d said numerous times now, in most of his interviews, that you were a beautiful actress he admired, with values, morals, and ethics that made him think very highly of you; or in short, that you were his celebrity crush. The thing that Jimmy didn’t know, however, was that they two of you were actually married. You’d met Chris in 2014 while having lunch with your friends, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. Chris was a good friend of John’s who thought the two of you would hit it off, and you did almost immediately.

After that day, the two of you starting secretly dating under the media’s radar because neither of you wanted the stress that came with having your relationship in the limelight. Both of you had been in the industry for a while now, so you knew what it was like when you started dating someone. The constant scrutiny, the tabloids and the rumors, the analyzing of everything you do and say, the haters and cynics calling the relationship a publicity stunt and waiting for it to blow up- you didn’t want to deal with that. Those were the things that usually ended a Hollywood relationship which was the last thing you and Chris wanted, so things between the two of you were kept under a tight lid.

Your friends and family knew about the relationship, but everyone did as you both asked and kept what they knew to themselves. During your time as boyfriend and girlfriend, you attended all red carpet events alone and took no photos together so you wouldn’t risk revealing your relationship to the world. It was unpractical, difficult, and occasionally lonely, but it worked out. Of course you weren’t going to keep it a secret forever, at some point you were going to want to reveal to the world that you were with the best person you’d ever met; vice versa. You’d both agreed to keep things hush until things were more solidified, and now that the two of you were happily married- the relationship was to be revealed at your movie premiere which was in a week’s time. But perhaps Jimmy’s cheeky little plan to embarrass Chris would move that announcement up.

“Hey stranger,” you called as you caught Chris in your dressing room mirror; he was up first and was walking towards the stage. He poked his head in and shot you a smile which you reciprocated. “Good luck out there, Captain America,” you gave him a two finger salute which made him laugh as he disappeared around the corner with the stage manager.

“Oh my God,” your makeup artist, Arizona, let out the breath she was holding in. “He is so freaking handsome,” she said then chuckled when you laughed. “I’m so glad I’m not the one doing his makeup, I wouldn’t be able to focus.” You said nothing in response as you closed your eyes to let her finish doing your eyeshadow. “Are the two of you friends?”

“I guess,” you shrugged nonchalantly.

“You know you’re his celebrity crush, right?” She was grinning excitedly when you opened your eyes. “As a fan of both you and Chris Evans, I can say that the two of you would make such a great couple.” You had to bite the inside of your cheek to stop from laughing. “You two should really make a movie together, ‘cause that’d be amazing.”

“Yeah,” you nodded in agreement.

“Okay,” she sprayed your face with setting spray then tucked a stray hair in its place. “All done, Y/N. You look amazing as always,” she complimented with a sweet smile. “And as always, it’s been an honor to do your hair and makeup. If you ever need a permanent stylist, I’m your girl.”

“Thanks Arizona,” you smiled then saw the stage director enter the room through the mirror. “And that’s my cue,” you told her and rose to your feet. You followed the stage director towards the stage and watched the TV, waiting for Jimmy to introduce you and bring you out.

“So Chris, I’m not sure if you’ve seen the interview your buddy Sebastian did with James Cordon a while back.” Chris’ eyes narrowed slightly as he pondered; he watched most of the interviews his friends and cast mates did. “The one with his celebrity crush, Sharon Stone.” Jimmy reminded him; Chris laughed and nodded. “Well, taking a page out of Cordon’s book- I thought I’d bring your celebrity crush here tonight so you can have the same opportunity to try and win her over with your charm and good looks.”

“Oh God,” Chris laughed. “This is not going to end well, I can tell already.”

“Let’s give Y/N Y/L/N a hand,” Jimmy called and you walked out right on cue. Chris caught your eye and you both tried hard not to crack even though the smiles you had on your faces were enough to give your big secret away. “C'mon Chris,” Jimmy teased as he rose to his feet, joining the audience in giving you a standing ovation. “Get on your feet, give a good impression.”

“Right, sorry.” Chris jumped onto his feet and clapped for you until you got to his side. “Hi Y/N, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you.” He shook your hand then leaned forward to give your cheek a quick peck. “We’re going to blow this, aren’t we?” He whispered into your ear before pulling away; you subtly nodded in response.

“Hi everyone,” you waved at the audience and they cheered for you. “Oh wow,” you began addressing Jimmy as the three of you took your seats. “It is so good to be back here. How are you, Jimmy?” You asked and he laughed.

“I’m meant to be the interviewer here, Y/N,” he joked and you chuckled. “I’m great, and you look great too. The New York air must agree with you. You’ve been out here for a while now, right?” You nodded. “You’re filming your latest movie which takes place in Manhattan, are you having fun?”

“Crazy fun,” you nodded. “I love New York, it’s where I started my career and where some of my best friends live so- yeah, I’m having a lot of fun. New York’s basically like a third home to me,” you told him; beside you, Chris smiled because he knew you refer to LA- your hometown- as home and Boston- his hometown- as your second home.

“Third home?” Jimmy quizzed. “Isn’t the saying second home?” You nodded, chuckling softly. “Okay then, so if New York is your third home then- where’s your second home? I know LA is your hometown, so that’s number one. What’s number two?”

“Boston,” you answered, trying not to smile too widely as you glanced at Chris; he couldn’t hide his grin. “It’s um- it’s a place close to my heart, a lot of my friends are from Boston- like John Krasinski, and it’s also where I fell in-love actually, with a Bostonian.”

“You’re in-love?” Jimmy looked over at Chris and pressed his lips together. “Aw, that’s a bummer.” Both you and Chris laughed at that. “Here I was thinking I was going to set the two of you up 'cause you know, Chris- Captain America, is not shy about admitting who his celebrity crush is.” You chuckled softly as you nodded. “He’s from Boston too, so if you think he’s better than your current love- it wouldn’t be hard to jump ship. Right, Chris?”

“Well,” Chris winced, trying hard not to crack. “If she’s already in-love with someone else, y'know- I’m not going to interfere with that.” You bit the inside of your cheek, stifling your laughs. “If she were single, of course I’d go for it, but she’s in a relationship, man. I can’t do that to a brother,” he tried not to laugh as he said that.

“Think about this, Y/N,” Jimmy tried to sell your husband to you. “Chris is a fan of yours, he is practically in-love with you already.” You looked over at Chris and he nodded in agreement with Jimmy’s statement, holding a serious face that made you want to laugh. “And c'mon, how great can your current guy be compared to Captain America? I mean- the choice is simple, right? Right, guys?” He asked the audience and they cheered. “The two of you would be the new Brad and Angelina, minus the divorce 'cause you’re Chris’ celebrity crush and I doubt he’d do anything to risk losing you.”

“Oh, definitely not,” Chris agreed and you turned away, laughing. “I’d treasure you for the rest of my life, Y/N.” He took your left hand in his, lifting it into vision but hiding your wedding bands. “I’d love you in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, till death do us part. But I think you already know that from when we exchanged wedding vows,” he said and revealed the wedding bands; everyone gasped, including Jimmy. “Yeah,” Chris began as you both turned to a stunned Jimmy, chuckling. “I didn’t need your help 'cause I already married my celebrity crush.”

“Oh my God,” Jimmy’s jaw dropped. “How- when- are you guys even- Wait, what?” He laughed, bouncing excitedly in his chair. “When did this even happen? I didn’t even know that you guys knew each other, let alone dated! And you’re married? What the fu-” he cut himself off, his smile wide. “That is amazing, wow! Congratulations, you two! Wow!” The audience cheered and clapped when Jimmy did. “This is exclusive right? No one knew before this moment?”

“Our friends and family know,” you told him, chuckling. “But no one else did, so yes. This is an exclusive on your show. I’m married to Chris Evans,” you said and Chris brought your entwined hands to his lips, kissing the back of your hand.

“Yup,” Chris grinned at you then turned to the camera, “I’m married to my celebrity crush.”

A Eulogy for all the Homestuck ships that didn't make it.
  • JohnKat: Sunk by a meme. Tragic.
  • DadMom: Sunk by a violent stabbing, also Tragic.
  • JadeJohn and DaveRose: Goddamn, Hussie pulled a George Lucas on us there. "You like that ship? Well they're related now, whoopsie!"
  • JohnDave: Well, you'll always have A03 at least.
  • JadeRose: The forgotten Beta ship. You were cute.
  • DaveTavros: You were a thing apparently? Well the fanart was cute.
  • Gamrezi: You'll always have the Shelby Cragg AU's at least.
  • TaVris: Hmmm....
  • GamTav: I have so many sad and complicated feelings towards you. It's hard and nobody understands.
  • GamKar: There was so much unexplored potential and too much offscreen development.
  • JohnRose: Never liked you, but you deserved better than a bunch of people throwing a fit over a t-shirt.
  • Erisol: I'll miss the <3<, and your Sprite.
  • Equara: God remember that anon that really really really hated this ship? Remember the harassment and gore submissions? That shit was wild... and creepy. Don't do this over fictional relationships kids.
  • JasproseJane: Never saw that one coming did we?
  • JohnVris: I will Remem8er You!
  • AraSol: Confirmed? Sunk? Aw well, you had a good run.
  • SolFef: Goddamnit Eridan.
  • EriSolFef: "We coulda had it aaaaaaall"
  • Rufioh/Damara: A foot note in the backstory that could have been explored more.
  • Daverezi: Sunk offscreen no less! A true shame.
  • Karezi: Retconned out of existence and the two don't even talk anymore. Ouch.
  • EquiKar: Fuck all of you this was cute.
  • VrisKan: Sigh. Rest in Peace Vriskan, may the shippers sing you to your grave.
  • Les8fins: Damnit Aranea!
  • Les8fins 2.0: Dammnit Meenah!
  • Meulin/Kurloz: Wow, that was an odd couple wasn't it?
  • Grimluck: I want to believe.
Attempts at Flirting

Context: I’m DMing Curse of Strahd and have given the party (because they’re new players) an NPC named Kamala to help them along. One player’s character, Rory (who is a transfemale tielfing rogue/bard), has developed a crush on the NPC and has been trying to flirt with her (though she’s had very little luck). Her first attempt occurred in an inn while Rory and Kamala were sitting together at a table, Rory strumming her lute and Kamala drinking some wine.

Rory: (IC) *glances up from her instrament* You know, I can do a lot more than play a lute with these fingers.

DM: Ooo, clever. Roll for seduction.

Rory: (OOC) …3?

DM (as Kamala): *brief pause* I would hope so. You’re a rogue. *goes back to drinking*

Rory: (IC) *strums lute more sadly*

Later the NPC finds a secret compartment the PCs missed and they’re starting to ask questions about her past.

DM (as Kamala): I know what to look for.

Rory: But you’re not looking hard enough for love!

DM: ….Roll for seduction.

Rory: (OOC) Woo! 19!

DM (as Kamala): …Perhaps I’m not looking.

Rory: (OOC) Aw c'mon!

Finally as the group is walking toward the inn after a long day of questing Rory gets up the nerve to try one more time.

Rory: (IC) *walks up and takes Kamala’s hand*

DM (as Kamala): …What are you doing?

Rory: (IC) I think… you need to let someone in. (OOC) I rolled a… 17?

The whole group is holding their breath, having been not-so-secretly shipping the two characters.

DM (as Kamala): Perhaps… you are right. I just… don’t want to lose someone again. (OOC) Kamala continues to let Rory hold her hand.

And the whole party begun cheering as their ship began to sail.

Ships Galore

Here are all of the shippy moments from Thomas’ new video because I’m polyamsanders trash, fIGHT ME
General polyam:
1.  "I don’t know, I’m just trying not to bring everybody in the group down, here" - Virgil
2. “I don’t need to belong to a specific Hogwarts house in order to belong with you, guys” - Virgil
Moxiety:
1. Patton’s excitement about seeing Virgil
2. Patton’s snapping when Verge appears, like “yas baby, work it”
3. Patton: “You only help to lift me up, you sweet and sour, misunderstood Shadow Link”, Virgil: “What?”, Thomas: “Just nod and agree, he has a lot of love to give”
4. “You don’t have to be mean to him” - Virgil to Roman about Patton
5. “If you keep talking bad about yourself, I’m going to physically fight you”, “Nobody talks about my child like that” - Patton
6. “I talk badly about myself”, “I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU”
7. mumbled “I will fight you” (you notice a theme here?)
8. Patton’s “SAYS WHO?” when Virgil said he doesn’t fit in
9. “Awwwh, I’m proud of you!”
10. Patton fangirling so hard over Verge’s new clothes he starts choking
Prinxiety:
1. “I want to see what good old Panic! At The Everywhere has to say about this!”
2. Roman’s “Yas boy” when Virgil appears
3. Roman deducing what is truly bothering Verge and not being rude about it
4. “Noooo, hey…” Roman looking genuinely sad, “Not this time around, relax, I notice the effort, you’re good” Roman sighing in relief
5. Roman admitting that Virgil is right
6. Virgil very obviously checking Roman out after he changes
7. Roman’s expression when Virgil changes literally says “Damn”
8. Roman’s cute little escape - “hog-wild”
9. Virgil’s little chuckle because of “hod-wild”
10. Just Roman genuinely trying to be nice to Verge, it’s so sweet
Analogical:
1. Logan’s annoyance at Thomas patronizing Virgil when summoning him
2. Logan noticing that Virgil is making an effort to not be too distressing and acknowledging it
3. Virgil’s side glance at Logan when Thomas was making his speech
4. Logan saying he’s willing to participate if it will help Virgil feel better about himself
5. Logan complimenting Virgil’s honesty
6. “If anyone else here was going to be Ravenclaw, I would think it would be you”
7. Logan’s face of protest when Virgil say he’s not a problem solver
8. “Wonderful. I hope that you feel more like a part of the group, Virgil”
9. Just Logan being calmly and quietly nice to Verge
Royality:
1. “You’re the softest little puffball we got, padre”
2. Patton gushing over Roman’s words
3. Roman thinks Patton’s puns are witty
Logince:
1. Logan complimenting Roman for being on a smart streak
2. BANTER
3. Roman complimenting Logan’s pun
4. “Oh, that’s nice” - Logan about Roman’s new outfit
5. Banter while they sink out
6. Just, Banter in general. It’s so good.
Logicality:
1. “Because he’s my hero”
2. “WE  GET  IT  YOU’RE  ADORABLE”
3. This has the least amount of moments but it’s also got the shippiest moment of the entire video, so
Now, I know some people ship it (I kinda do too from time to time) and to be honest there’s a lot of material in this vid so here are two bonus ships:
Thomas/Roman:
1. “That was great”
2. “Why not” smirk, Thomas was 100% flirting here, it’s pretty obvious
3. “Roman, make it work!” suggestive look
4. “Aw, Prince 2.0h my goodness”
5. Thomas was really flirty, damn
Thomas/Virgil:
1. Thomas summoning Virgil in a baby voice
2. Thomas being awkward and messing up when trying to talk to Verge
3. “And that’s okay, what’s up?”
4. Thomas scolding Logan for calling Virgil odd
5. Thomas working hard to make Virgil feel included
6. “And that is a great example of what we are not going to do with Virgil”
7. Thomas glaring at Roman when he was going to say “paranoid”
8. “Verge, how you feeling?”
9. Thomas’s worried look
10. Thomas at Roman after Virgil changes: “Get on HIS level”
11. “Great new style, Virgil”
12. “That was cute” Vigil
13. Damn that one has the biggest amount of moments actually
In other words, all ships are valid and should be respected.
And I ship everything, I’m not even sorry.

  • my 11 year old sister: *comes running into my room* "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION"
  • me: "what"
  • my sister: *pauses and whispers* "do you ship Keith and lance?"
  • me, sweating, as I never tell her about things I ship that are gay in fear of my parents finding out: *stays silent and hopes she leaves*
  • my sister: "ANSWER ME. DO YOU?"
  • me: *silent*
  • my sister: "A N S W E R"
  • me: "w-wha? Pfft. No, of course not what? Where'd uh- where'd you get that idea from?"
  • my sister: "oh... cause I do. They'd be so cute together! Like aw !"
  • me: *jaw drops* "ok I lied I do o ship them so hard" *shows her my Tumblr*
  • *the both of us proceed to look up klance fan art*
First of all... Yes

Originally posted by alinok

A/N: This was actually requested by @allipotterhead1 (my first request, may I add) and I got a bit carried away but I didn’t want to miss anything out, I hope you like it, I tried my best!

Request: “Jughead x plus size reader, where their relationship is a secret. In which the reader is Kevin’s sister and one time they have a heavy make out session and Kevin, Veronica, Betty and Archie just walk in on them and Betty and Veronica are losing their shit because they ship it so hard, Kevin is totally sweet but excited and already plans their future but Archie asks him why he would date someone like her? I know it’s really specific but I can’t get this idea out of my head and I’m an awful writer… (And I don’t mean to hate on Archie, I really love him, but I love me some good angst)”

Word Count: 2,761 (jeez, this is long)

Warnings: Angst, Archie’s a bit of a dick, there is a swear word, and some makin’ out.

Keep reading

When she returned to her rooms atop the pyramid, she found Missandei crying softly on her pallet, trying as best she could to muffle the sound of her sobs. “Come sleep with me,” she told the little scribe. “Dawn will not come for hours yet.”
“Your Grace is kind to this one.” Missandei slipped under the sheets. “He was a good brother.” Dany wrapped her arms about the girl. “Tell me of him.”
“He taught me how to climb a tree when we were little. He could catch fish with his hands. Once I
found him sleeping in our garden with a hundred butterflies crawling over him. He looked so beautiful that morning, this one … I mean, I loved him.”
“As he loved you.” Dany stroked the girl’s hair. “Say the word, my sweet, and I will send you from this awful place. I will find a ship somehow and send you home. To Naath.”
“I would sooner stay with you. On Naath I’d be afraid. What if the slavers came again? I feel safe when I’m with you.”
Safe. The word made Dany’s eyes fill up with tears. “I want to keep you safe.” Missandei was only a child. With her, she felt as if she could be a child too. “No one ever kept me safe when I was little. Well, Ser Willem did, but then he died, and Viserys … I want to protect you but … it is so hard. To be strong. I don’t always know what I should do. I must know, though. I am all they have. I am the queen … the … the …”
“… mother,” whispered Missandei. “Mother to dragons.” Dany shivered. “No. Mother to us all.” Missandei hugged her tighter. “Your Grace should sleep. Dawn will be here soon, and court.”
“We’ll both sleep, and dream of sweeter days. Close your eyes.” When she did, Dany kissed her eyelids and made her giggle.

this is so adorable/ sad i need to die

ninjago fandom: beginner’s guide
  • senpai lloydkins is god and you cannot stop him we learned that the hard way
  • do not ship lloyd with anyone it’s unsafe
  • do not ship nya with anyone it’s unsafe
  • you know what actually just avoid the shipping fandoms in general that’s better
  • sensei wu is awful join our Burn Sensei Wu cult
  • Misako was also pretty awful 
  • Jay is REALLY DUMB but he TRIES HIS BEST so it’s ok
  • almost nobody is straight and i dont think you’ll have much luck convincing people otherwise
  • crossovers never happen please be the first to do it
  • there’s an odd amount of really good artists and it’s normal to feel threatened
  • show dominance through cute ship art
  • bonus points if you draw big bro kai and little bro lloyd
  • aged up lloyd? Perfect. Tiny and angry Lloyd? Beautiful.
  • In this house we respect Kai Ninjago even if he has dumb hair
  • Morro is a GARBAGE BAG who is an AWFUL PERSON but he deserves a REDEMPTION ARC
  • Everyone loves everyone except themselves please help
  • This fandom is always trying to kill itself it’s normal

Feel free to add more to this list cause im sure there’s more www

To the Meta Writers...

… despite currently feeling like SPN doesn’t deserve all the effort you’ve put into meta-ing this series - because you know this series far better than certain show writers - and I trust you to love and care for our characters a million times more than I trust them; reading through all of your speculation, hopes and interpretations has really made this season enjoyable. 

Thank you. You put so much time, effort, and yeah - love into doing this, and I just wanted you to know, you are appreciated for it. Sometimes it’s hard when you’re a shipper to see anything but that ship, but meta writers give perspective to it, remind us of character arcs and development, and that ultimately, what we want is to see these characters we’ve come to love grow, and be happy. I’ve been (quietly) following a few meta writers this season, and hugs are due to you all, but especially to my go-to metas: @awed-frog​, @tinkdw​, @bluestar86​, @elizabethrobertajones and @mittensmorgul​. Thank you; I don’t have enough thank yous for all you’ve written.

And if it turns out that we were all wrong, that the show really is only about two brothers driving off into the sunset unfulfilled, and that gay love won’t pierce the veil, well, fuck it; that’s just boring, and unimaginative. We’d have obviously been baited if that’s how it ends, because there is no way all of the meta writers that have been seeing the same things have been imagining it. 

Thank you, meta writers; you are loved for what you do xx

When she returned to her rooms atop the pyramid, she found Missandei crying softly on her pallet, trying as best she could to muffle the sound of her sobs. “Come sleep with me,” she told the little scribe. “Dawn will not come for hours yet.”

“Your Grace is kind to this one.” Missandei slipped under the sheets.

“He was a good brother.”

Dany wrapped her arms about the girl. “Tell me of him.”

“He taught me how to climb a tree when we were little. He could catch fish with his hands. Once I found him sleeping in our garden with a hundred butterflies crawling over him. He looked so beautiful that morning, this one … I mean, I loved him.”

“As he loved you.” Dany stroked the girl’s hair. “Say the word, my sweet, and I will send you from this awful place. I will find a ship somehow and send you home. To Naath.”

“I would sooner stay with you. On Naath I’d be afraid. What if the slavers came again? I feel safe when I’m with you.”

Safe. The word made Dany’s eyes fill up with tears. “I want to keep you safe.”

Missandei was only a child. With her, she felt as if she could be a child too. “No one ever kept me safe when I was little. Well, Ser Willem did, but then he died, and Viserys … I want to protect you but … it is so hard. To be strong. I don’t always know what I should do. I must know, though. I am all they have. I am the queen … the … the …”

“… mother,” whispered Missandei. “Mother to dragons.” Dany shivered. “No. Mother to us all.” Missandei hugged her tighter.


A Dance with Dragons - Daenerys II

Missandei and Daenerys
by Veronica V. Jones © Fantasy Flight Games.

So...Hamlet.

First off, here am I waking up this morning after Hamlet. 

Originally posted by amons-follower-jasa

Second off, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! I just…there are NO WORDS! The play starts out with HIddleston sitting at a piano, silence, then he starts playing AND SINGING! It was this absolutely heartbreaking song and the whole theater is dark except for one spotlight right on Tom. Then all of sudden FANFARE LIGHTS, SET CHANGE, PANDEMONIUM as the play truly begins. @imaginaryboyfriendcollection and I were sitting in the last two seats on the end, in the front row literally ON THE STAGE. I was on the very end so I was right by the stage entrance and the entire night the actors kept freaking me out because I couldn’t hear them creep up behind me preparing to come out on stage. This also meant every time Hiddleston came out on stage from my side his lovely most wonderful smell of happiness, rainbows, and sunshine would waft past me. It was the greatest high ever! My favourite part of the play was when Rozencrantz and Guildenstern are sent to figure out why Hamlet is going crazy. Rozencrantz and Guildenstern are played by two AMAZING women and so they changed the gender of the names to RosAcrantz and GuildAstern. My favourite was Ayesha Antoine who plays Rosacrantz (seriously Tom NEEDS to date a WOC I SHIP THESE TWO SO FUCKING HARD!) Anyhoo back to the scene, Hamlet is sitting on a couch brooding wearing a hoodie, black jeans, war paint on his face, and his shoulders a draped in the flag of Denmark. When Rosacrantz and Guildastern walk in with a black BeatsAudio Pill speaker playing an upbeat song, Hamlet jumps up and a dance party ensues. I believe this is where the couch humping part came in but I can’t really remember because I was so in awe of everything. But the moral of all of this is Ayesha Antoine and Tom Hiddleston are soul mates and my OTP and my true ship and good god I need them to date after this because they were amazing together and shes all short and petite and he’s all tall and amazing and just UGHHHHH I LOVE THEM! Anyhoo, the play continues, Hiddleston crys real tears and at one point a teardrop drips off his nose and poor baby he looked so sad and miserable. Don’t even get me started on the sword fight between Hamlet and Laertes all I could think about was Coriolanus and that interview where Tom says his sword broke and went flying through the audience. Since I was sitting literally RIGHT THERE I could just see that sword breaking and flying at me or someone losing their footing or something. Another thing to note is throughout the entire play everytime Hiddleston would raise his arms his shirt would rise up and his little tummy would peak out and it was cute and adorable and in his death scene he falls to the ground with his arm reaching up and you can see his abs peaking out and basically I couldn’t cry at the death of Hamlet because I was too busy oogling Tom’s abs staring at me within touching distance. 

So yeah…that was my night. Please keep and eye on @imaginaryboyfriendcollection blog today as she is a far more eloquent writer than I am and probably remembers more details. But now you know my favourite scene, the fact that Tom needs to date a WOC, and he humped a couch. 

anonymous asked:

Heyy! I'd really love if you could write a scenario for Kiri having a best friend for whom he has feelings for send him an accidental text meant for another person regarding their feelings towards him? And maybe what would happen afterwards or something? THANK UU!!

This is so cute (◕∀◕✿) 


Kirishima was getting fed up, how was it that nearly every single person in UA knew about his crush? Was it so obvious? He thought he’d been treating you the same as everyone else but oh no, right now you were the hot topic of the class A group chat… and the Bakusquad chat…. and nearly everyone else who was texting him was asking about you. 


Shockingly Handsome C’mon bro. They totally like you back

Eijibro 💪: Don’t you all start this

🌼 🌌  Ochako  🌌 🌼: Yes yes! It was all in the way _____ was looking at you  💕 

Mina 👽 👑: Eiji and ____-chan sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G  😍 You two have been at it since middle school anyways~

Shockingly Handsome :Why don’t you ask them out. Do it. DO I T.

Eijibro 💪: …I can’t. What if I ruin everything :(

Daddy Explodokinks 💦 😍 😣: Coward. Also who the fuck keeps doing this to my name???? 

🌼 🌌  Ochako  🌌 🌼: Who knows? 😇

Thighs of Steel™👌: URARAKA! Me too???… and Kaminari?

🌼 🌌 Ochako  🌌 🌼: … He set his own name…

Thighs of Steel™👌: Regardless- You shouldn’t be afraid to take a chance, Kirishima. There’s an obvious chemistry and the worst that happens is you stay friends. 


He scoffed at their optimism. Sure you two were super close, best friends even, but what were the chances that you liked him after knowing him all this time. You even knew him back when he was a nobody, you’d seen him for what he was. Besides he was perfectly happy to be your friend; not that anyone ever believed him. Even Iida was trying to prey on that weakness, using his stupid logical arguments that always made so much sense. Why couldn’t they just leave it be?


“Will you all cut it out! Just because I like _____ doesn’t mean they like me back. I know you’re all trying to be nice but they’re way out of my league and I don’t need you all winding me up like this.”

He threw his phone down onto his bed, tears brimming as he caught himself on a negative thought track. He couldn’t understand why they all thought so much of him. 

After a couple of minutes of silence he went to pick his phone up, to apologise for his outburst only to drop it again in horror. 

He hadn’t checked who he had sent that message to. 

Oh god

You knew. 

Now he really was ready to cry. This was the worst thing that had ever happened and he was ready to lie down on his bed and wait for death to take him. Why? Why was this happening to hi-

-Bzzt-

You’d replied.

He squeezed his eyes shut, gripping his phone until he was sure it might break. What were you going to say? Was it all over for him? Were you going to laugh?

His fingers knew the correct pattern to open the message but his eyes weren’t compliant with his cause.

-Bzzt-

Once again he nearly dropped the phone. 

Okay it’s time to be brave. What kind of man is scared to look at a few texts?

“Oh my god really? I mean. I know this wasn’t for me to see but I’m so happy I did. You like me? And WHAT THE HELL?! Out of your league. Don’t start that with me. I guess I’m trying to say I like you too”

“Read but no reply??? …. Oh god did I get it wrong????”

“Holy shit just ignore me. Ignore it. I’m sorry. Just forget it happened”

Before he could stop himself he was calling you. Like hell he was going to let you doubt his feelings, and now he knew they were reciprocated nothing was going to stop him from yelling it from the rooftops. 

“K-kiri-”

“ILIKEYOUALOTSOPLEASEDATEME.”

“I- What?!”

“BOYFRIEND ME.”

He hadn’t quite meant to be so brash. He blushed at the awful rushed phrasing he’d “”chosen”” to use. Why couldn’t he focus like a normal person. Oh great now you were laughing. He’d messed it up before it could even begin.

“Pffft, hahaha. Yes. I will boyfriend you so hard… This isn’t exactly how I’d dreamed this would go but I like it.”

His chest swelled. You always understood him.

“Me too… babe.”

Levi's a savage but he loves Eren
  • Levi: Eren stop doing that
  • Eren: Levi what? I'm not doing anything
  • Levi: Yes you are. Stop doing that
  • Eren: *pouts lips cutely* Levi just tell me what I'm doing!
  • Levi: *blushes* being so damn cute
  • Eren: *blushes* Hey! W-w-why are you blushing! Baka!
  • Levi: *smirks* Aw did u get shy? You're so cute
  • Eren: *gets even redder* shutup! I'm not cute!
  • Levi: *pulls Eren into a kiss*
  • Hange: *dies from excessive blood loss*
  • Levi: *pulls back and stares at Hange's dead body* Good fucking riddance

anonymous asked:

In the wolf au, is Kirishima dating Denki, hanta, Mina, ect or is just kinda a wolf thing? Not that I mind either way I'm just super curious lol. Also it's so lovely, your work is so sweet.

Anon said: hello fran!! How are you? I hope you’re doing great!! sorry to bother you haha but I wanted to ask something!! So, in your wolf!kirishima comic it says that Denki’s pack and so is sero and mina, does that mean that they’re wolves shifters too?? And will we ever get to see them?? (also is there kamisero? Sorry my weak heart loves them yeet)

Ohohohohohohoho I’m glad you both asked about Kirishima’s pack cause boy do I have answers - okay first things first, Kirishima is only dating Bakugou and he’s the only wolf shifter in the pack (well, Mina is also a shifter, just not a wolf shifter)

In the AU pack dynamics are loosely based on how wolf packs work in the wild: in nature usually there’s an alpha couple (the “alpha male” and his mate) and the rest of the pack is made out of their pups! So by all means it’s just a family unit - once the pups are old enough to fend for themselves they leave the “pack” to form their own family - they’re social animals, so they need a pack to be happy and safe, and that reflects in the AU too. In this universe though it’s pretty normal for wolf shifters to date/marry non-shifters or shifters of other kinds, and when that happens the resulting kids might or might not have shifting abilities, which results in the process of forming a pack being a bit all over the place

In Kirishima’s case, he was born by two non-shifters who had shifter blood in them - as a wolf shifter his wolf side needed a pack to feel well (let’s say, other wolves to play with and learn from and so on) so as a kid he used to spend a lot of time with Fat and Amajiki (both wolf shifters!) who acted as a surrogate pack for the wolf in him - now he’s old enough to have his own pack tho! And while ideally that would mean he builds his own family with another wolf shifter, he ended up falling for Bakugou, who’s a non-shifter and a man, which means the family plan sorta went down the drain. His wolf still needs a pack to be happy tho, and that ended up meaning he latched onto Mina (a childhood friend) and Kaminari and Sero (Bakugou’s close friends) who by this point are as close to him as if they were actual family.

So in theory Kirishima’s wolf side sees the pack as himself and Bakugou as the alpha couple and Mina, Sero and Kaminari as the “pups” - practically though Kirishima’s human side has a perfect grasp on his wolf’s instincts, so all in all it ends up just being five pals loving each other like family, no power imbalance at all (…he does get clingy after his pack members spend time with people outside of the pack, but he doesn’t ever try to stop them from socializing outside of the group and cuddles and general close proximity are all he needs to make his wolf feel better!)

…as you can see, I spent more time on this AU than strictly necessary haha

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members of GOT7 as members of BTS

it just fits perfectly, ok? also im just getting into GOT7 so im sorry if you disagree :(

PS the matches wouldn’t b the same if i did BTS as GOT7 so lmk if you want that version


Mark:

Originally posted by mayfifolle

  • Definitely Yoongi!!! 
  • Quiet and mysterious but soooooo fucking daddy 
  • YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN
  • hates every1 in their group
  • sometimes rly cute when they’re embarrassed 
  • smiling and covering their face
  • those are my sweet suga boys


JB:

Originally posted by saranghaeyojw

  • v
  • quiet, facial expressions are their weapon
  • usually not a daddy kink, but definitely kinky
  • lips lips mouth tongue lips
  • eye contact while fucking
  • why is this so smutty im sorry

Jackson:

Originally posted by bigbangbabes

  • Daddy Jackson = Daddy Namjoon
  • those boys are always chasing that chocolate DON’T @ ME
  • was finna be Jimin bc those boys just cannot keep their shirts on wyd
  • also almost Kookie bc sporty boiiiis
  • but do you know how much Jackson looks up to RM tho??? i had to do this
  • and that voiceeeeeee like fuck
  • + dance monster bye


Jinyoung:

Originally posted by jypnior

  • a debatable Jimin
  • trying sooooooo hard not to be cute 
  • you can’t help it guys, just give up
  • savage
  • “i love you, jr” “my name is jinyoung”
  • can be v daddy if they want
  • tbh bottoming in every gay ship don’t @ me


Youngjae:

Originally posted by youngjai

  • kookie
  • ugh this was hard i honestly only had these two left ik im terrible :(
  • sleeps w the leader 
  • quiet on shows and stuff but talks w the group
  • tbh too quiet
  • probably fucking sum1 in the group
  • slow sex bye
  • im sorry my babies
  • Edit: cries and you cry with them


BamBam:

Originally posted by chattyang

  • j-hope, duh
  • omg so funny lights up the whole room aw hes so cute
  • but then
  • FUCKING DADDY AS FUCC OUT OF NOWHERE
  • now go ahead and fucking @ me
  • “how do you know im not big, how do you know” 
  • *grabs crotch 12 times per show*
  • hip. thrusts.
  • kings of glowing up
  • im shook, thoroughly shaken.


Yugyeom:

Originally posted by markificent

  • Jin
  • aw maknae + hyung
  • no but fr gentle giants
  • so cute pls ouch
  • but when they give you that look tho
  • you know that look
  • like, they’re my babies
  • but ik that they can put it down if they want to
  • Edit: the group prob plays pranks on them

Autistic Cassian with hyperempathy, who hates killing with every inch of his being but does it anyway because he believes it will help his cause, and because he has his orders and he has to follow them. Whose best friend is a droid because it’s less social rules to fuss about and because K2 gets him in a way that not many others do. 

Autistic Jyn whose facial expressions don’t always come across the way she wants them to and who gets shit for being uncaring but who just has a natural flat effect. Who has a hard time getting along with other people and she can’t tell if it’s just the way she is or if it’s a side effect from being left alone so many times in the past. 

Autistic Bodhi who is very prone to shut downs and who has an awful time with verbal communication because he stutters and slurs and has a general hard time getting words out. Who has a special interest in ships and piloting that becomes an even more predominate part of his identity after the Bor Gullet. 

Autistic Chirrut who stims with echolalia and his staff. Who has mastered biting sarcasm but who still has days where the only thing he can say is “I am one with the force; the force is with me”. Who likes to sit around and braid Baze’s hair and listen to the other man talk about different kinds of blasters, sometimes for hours at a time.  

Autistic Baze who gets Chirrut to sit on his lap for those good pressure stims. Who tends to speak as little as possible to conserve energy but who always has the words to talk to Chirrut. Who always has on his heavy armor and carries his blaster because they have a good weight and the reassurance of protection should the need arise