aw i love this couple!


I’m Aline, and this is my girlfriend Ashley (: she’s Canadian I’m American so it’s often long distance. We’ve been together for 3 years this August 2nd (: she’s my world, my best friend, and my protector 🖤🖤🖤

  • Ruby: Thanks for helping me ask her out, guys.
  • Sun: No prob, lil strawberry
  • Neptune: Thank you for trusting us, despite our track record
  • Ruby: Aw, it's fine, I just hope we are as good a loving couple as you two
  • Neptune: What
  • Sun: What
  • Ruby: What
  • Neptune: Rubes, we're not dating
  • Sun: I mean, I've dated guys...wanted to, at least
  • Neptune: Same, rarely but same. But we're not, well, to borrow Nora's language, "together-together"
  • Ruby: Wha-, but? WHA?
  • Sun: You sound shocked
  • Ruby: You look into each other's eyes, miss each other within seconds of staying appart, always come together, flirt with others together AND AT EACH OTHER. Look, I have nothing against two dudes just being friends, but that's the most homoerotic friendship I've ever seen, and I know how Weiss and I act.
  • Neptune: You don't get it Rubedude. This is true friendship, no, BROTHERHOOD, as I was taught. We have a bond that goes stronger than anything
  • Ruby: Where did you even learn to treat your bros!?
  • Neptune & Sun: Buddy Cop Shows
  • Ruby: ...
  • Ruby: That explains SO MUCH.
And I swear that I love you.
And I swear that your arms felt like home.
And I swear your hoodie makes me happy.
And I swear that I should come home:
To your heart beating in perfect symphony to mine.
And to the feeling of wishing your body was with mine.
—  9:28 ramblings- a. h

“‘We’ll all take turns as den mothers!’ Batman said. ‘It’ll be fun!’ Batman said.” –Black Canary, done with all her colleagues and these crazy little punks.

Based off of this fantastic text post by incorrectyjquotes. I’ve been giggling about it for a couple days…

anonymous asked:

Person A was cursed as an infant to never grow up - instead of "growing up" and getting a growth spurt during puberty, they shrank down; not stopping until the age most stopped growing. Since there aren't many careers to pursue at 5 inches tall, A joins a freakshow to support themselves and meets Person B, who can breathe fire. A & B argue constantly, each trying to get the other not to be ashamed of themselves, which results in the two becoming a couple.

(Thanks for the prompt!)

Has anyone seen/done any edits that feature some of the Cullen Family relationships besides the couples themselves? Like Edward and Renesmee father/daughter stuff, the three brothers, the sisters all together, etc? Maybe even Jasper and Carlisle, using that respectful - arguing scene from Bree Tanner?

Or some other bonds/ things in common outside the family- like Esme, Rose, (Heidi?) and Siobhan, how they’re all survivors of sexual assault… Garrett, Liam and Jasper being the three rebel soldiers in their human lives…. Volturi, Amun and the Romanians being the three empires of the ancient vampire world. Something about Sulpicia and Kebi and what it’s like to be so close to power and yet so powerless… Ooh or something with all the vampires who’ve lost their mate and how it’s driven them all a bit mad.

Please somebody do these!













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