aw babe oh my god

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@monkshoodr: how they deal with the first spring training after Mike retires

Okay I love the idea that they just fall hard and fast into the whole domesticity thing without really discussing it. Because my motto is end miscommunication as a plot device except for when I find it convenient.

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“I could come with, you know,” Mike offered, trailing along behind Ginny as she bustled through the house, gathering up her belongings. 

She did, in fact, know. He’d offered with increasing regularity since the beginning of January, but first floated the idea around Thanksgiving. At first, she thought he’d been joking, especially since he’d made such a big deal about getting to finally stay put for more than a few months at a time. Why would he want to uproot himself again just to follow her out to Arizona?

Ginny ignored the offer, just turned back to the fretting retiree behind her and loaded up his arms with stuff.

How had so much of her crap ended up over here? 

(It probably had something to do with the fact that Ginny wanted to leave even less than Mike wanted her to, for all she was better at pretending to be an adult about it.)

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Today in class I heard a girl say "I have abs derick, when I take my shirt off men get threatened and girls turned on" and I swear if this is not a maggie sawyer line !!!!! I wish I knew the context of this but it's still gold 😂😂😂

“Damn James, could you put those away?”

“James, here, your shirt is riding up, stuck to your sweater, it – I – “

“Oh, sorry. Thanks Kara. Sorry Winn – didn’t mean to flash you there.”

“I mean, with those abs? The only thing you have to apologize for is making me feel terrible about my life.”

“Oh no, Winn, you’re so handsome!”

“Yeah yeah, and you’re just super nice, Kara.”

“Eh, I don’t know.”

“Maggie, that’s not nice!”

“No no, I mean, Winn, you’re all handsome and Kara, you’re super nice, but that’s not what I meant. I just like – I mean, James’s abs are great. But mine are better.”

“Seriously, Sawyer? You wanna challenge me to an ab contest?”

“Yeah I’m serious! I have abs, Olsen! When I take my shirt off men get threatened and girls turned on.”

“I can attest to that.”

“Ew, Alex, I don’t need to hear these things – ”

“Sorry, I mean, it’s true. Have you seen her shirtless?”

“What, no, Alex, I haven’t seen your girlfriend shirtless!”

“Your loss.”

“Well now we’re all curious.”

“Winn, you’re not helping!”

“Yeah, he is. Alright Sawyer, bring it. Strip.”

“Hey! Only I’m allowed to tell her to strip.”

Alex!”

“Damn Sawyer!”

“Oh my god you’re so hot babe.”

“Aw, thanks Al! Give up Olsen?”

“Hanging leg raise contest?”

“Let’s go.”

“J’onn! Uh… hi.”

“What the hell are you all… you know what? I don’t want to know. I don’t want to ever know.”

EXO Reaction: when they see you naked for the first time.

Baekhyun: “Damn how did I get so lucky to have you?”

Chanyeol: “Oh I’m smiling a lot? Oh sorry I’m just in awe of you sweetie.”

Chen: “Oh my god babe you are gonna give me a heart attack.”

DO: “Get your fine ass over here.”

Kai: “Have I told you I like to bite?”

Kris: “Babygirl you are so beautiful. I don’t think I’m going to let you get out of this bed in the morning.”

Lay: *just sits there and enjoys the view*

Luhan: “Ok ok you can’t just walk up in here like that without telling me first baby. I almost had a heart attack.”

Sehun: “I am so ready for this.”

Suho: “Alright I am ready for the show.”

Tao: “Aren’t you cold? Do I need to let you borrow some of my clothes?”

Xiumin: “Get ready not to be able to walk tomorrow.”