OH here’s a really stupid joke I thought of the other day
Nathaniel: You’re the great Hero of Ferelden, but I know you best as the warden who murdered my father. Do you even remember my father?
Cousland: Even if he wasn’t my father’s oldest friend, if I hadn’t known him from birth, I could never forget the face of the man who put my home to the torch and family to the sword. I couldn’t forget if I wanted to. He deserved worse than what he got.
Tabris: Your father had my people killed and sold to slavery in Tevinter. I found my father in a cage. My cousin’s wife had already been shipped away. If our positions were reversed and it was my kin standing here speaking to your father, he wouldn’t know my name or face. Count yourself lucky, Howe - there’s worse fates that could befall your family.
Mahariel: Uh…. No? Sorry. [Seneschal Varel whispers something] Oh, wait, Howe, that was - Arl of Denerim? The one that kidnapped the queen and let the alienage elves be sold? Oh, yeah, him. I remember him. He was an asshole.