avpm references

  • me: *auditioning for Broadway or whatever* hi today im going to sing a song from my favorite musical
  • judges: *smiles as if i was going to sing phantom or cats or something*
  • me: hit it
  • me: underneath these stairs i hear the sneers and feel the glares-
  • judges:
  • me:
  • me: of my cousin, my uncle, and my aunt
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this is probably my favourite Harry-Potter-reference in AVPM, because a) it’s actually subtle, b) it’s so random and c) it implies that Quirrell had a lot of fun letting a troll loose at Hogwarts and being a total dramaqueen about it

JK Rowling: The story of Cursed Child should be considered canon.

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  • Nahyuta Sadhmadhi, directly after turnabout storyteller: You know who I think is the ugliest person in the prosecutor's office? That Simon Blackquill. You know what I'd give him on a scale of 1 to 10, with one being the ugliest and 10 being pretty? I'd give him...an 8. 8.5. More like a 9. Not, not higher than a 9.8, because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a 10...because I'm worth it.

Draco: *looks here and there* *stealthily slides up his hands up Hermione’s boobs*
Draco: Yesss!!! Mission Accomplished.
Ron: Red vines !!!