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You know what movie I will always be proud of?

Alien vs. Predator.

Why?

Because it was a stupid premise that was going to get people’s butts in seats for one reason and one reason only, and that was to see the Alien fight the Predator, so they could literally do whatever they wanted with the rest of the movie, they didn’t care, so what did they do?

Put Sanaa Lathan in as the lead, gave her a shield made of an alien’s crest and a spear made of an alien’s tail and said “go fight alongside the Predator to save the world from an Alien Queen”, and that’s what she did. They didn’t have to do that, they could have had a white guy, they could have had a white woman, a black man, even, but no, they went with a black woman and made her incredible. And when she fought her way to the end of that movie, they made sure that the most dangerous hunters in the galaxy recognized her and respected her, and they marked her because they decided “You are a paragon of your species and we honor you as one of our own” so in this universe when the Predators think of the Best that Humanity has to offer, they imagine the face of a black woman of science with long curly hair. 

THAT IS ALL.

  • Person: It's september 1st
  • Me: oh, cool
  • Me, internally: Underneath these stairs, I hear the sneers and feel glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt. I can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my lighting scar to know that they'll never ever give me what I want.
  • I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Pri-

Things that AVPM/S/SY did right :

  • DRACO (Lauren I’ll love you forever)
  • Ron and Harry’s friendship
  • McGonagall
  • “BITCH I AIN’T CHO CHANG”
  • openly gay Dumbledore
  • Albus’s middle name being Scarfy instead of Snivellus
  • Draco admitting to wanting to be friends with Harry
  • them actually becoming friends in the end
  • Lucius Malfoy
  • what am I even listing things for, everything was pure fucking genius

Things that Cursed Child did right :

  • the Malfoys
  • that’s it
Watch them!

You won’t regret it! 

If you want original, full-length, hilarious musicals; here’s a few by Team Starkid (and Tin Can Brothers). From Harry Potter, to DC, to Disney and the creation of fire. There’s a show for every mood!

A Very Potter Musical

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC76BE906C9D83A3A

Me and My Dick 

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF0D250702C0684CD

A Very Potter Sequel

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL86C718AEE71C9DE9

Starship

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC6A915952D67F112

Holy Musical Batman

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96B8289ADF77A8C4

A Very Potter Senior Year

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvep3WS9e8tRA_amclMNdVkVqNazfebXk

Twisted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-77cUxba-aA&t=4226s

Trail to Oregon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxKCX-UvPrI&t=1975s

ANI: A Parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1B1iAeY2c 

Firebringer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmVuNlu0LCk&t=1599s 


Note:

Spies are Forever - Tin Can Brothers

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlF0gFzOX4tD1KJ5ZEnvhD55Qhnz-K0X2

Poe Party - Shipwrecked Comedy - there’s Starkid members in there too and is really awesome

https://youtu.be/jxRiP4GNiyM?list=PLs2T_dNZ-XW6UjWC-qUbZSWJyCLFmsdPP

Flop Stoppers (short film) - Tin Can Brothers

https://youtu.be/lipp_4fco3w

*UPDATE*

TIN CAN BROTHERS HAVE A NEW PARODY SHOW BASED ON SCOOBY-DOO AND THEY’RE UPLOADING WEEKLY ON THEIR YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!! 

https://youtu.be/dEA0hNs0M98



These guys are the reason I am doing a theatre degree at University!

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