avoiding my drafts

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“Shut up, or I’ll shoot you myself.”

“Ah, ah, Agent Hale. Not a sanctioned hit. Your double-o licence will only get you so far.”

“I’m sure most people would consider it a public service.”

“You wound me, Hale. There’s no need to be mean just because my mission success rate is higher than yours.”

“That’s only because they didn’t assign you Argent.” 

“Well, I have a shiny new mission file which begs to differ.”

“I’m going to kill Martin.”

“You really need to stop threatening everyone with murder.”

Agent 003 has been tracking mass murderer and criminal mastermind Kate Argent for years. Agent M decides that it’s about time a second agent was assigned to the case. Enter 005. 

i feel like i mentioned beach volleyball being a thing nobles should try on here before (i probably did at this point i’ve exhausted all my ideas) but i still think it’d be hella cute if the household hosted a beach party at lukedonia

since lukedonia is an island and stuff, they have beaches already. the only downside i can see is since it’s in the bermuda triangle, there’s probably a bunch of wrecked ships or planes… but who knows, there might be an area they clean up for the beach party.

of course the human kids can’t participate (or they could and they’d just rewrite their memories later) but i can definitely imagine karias bringing this idea up to the other family leaders… and it coming to fruition with the approval of raskreia and the resources of frankenstein. can’t deny that raizel will definitely be curious as to what a beach party is too. human kids wonder why there’s nobody for miles

nobles attempting to surf, which is hard considering floating only prevents you from falling into the water rather than balancing on a board on a wave…. cuties. still wanting that beach volleyball death match tho. gonna have to use a special volleyball so that it doesn’t break on first serve pffsh.

attack on titan/shingeki no kyojin starters

❛ The strong feed upon the weak. ❜
❛ You have to fight. If you don’t fight, you can’t win. ❜
❛ You seriously don’t know why humans eat potatoes ? ❜
❛ Nothing can surpass a human’s curiosity. ❜
❛ I want to see and understand the world outside. ❜
❛ I’m going to kill them all. Every fucking single one of them ! ❜
❛ If you don’t want to die, think. ❜
❛ This world is merciless like that. ❜
❛ Look around yourself… At all these big ass trees. ❜
❛ The hell did you just wipe on my shirt ?! ❜
❛ In this world, only the victors are allowed to live. ❜
❛ Someone who can’t sacrifice everything can’t change anything. ❜
❛ My specialty is slicing up flesh. ❜
❛ Anyone who wishes to experience my skills first hand, step up. ❜
❛ Hello there. It’s been five years. ❜
❛ You have beautiful hair. ❜
❛ I disposed of some dangerous beasts. Mere animals that just happened to resemble humans. ❜
❛ I just wanted to save her/him ! ❜
❛ I’m strong. Extremely strong. Stronger than all of you. ❜
❛ Don’t get me wrong. It’s not like I trust her/him. ❜
❛ If she/he betrays us or goes berserk, I won’t hesitate to put her/him down. ❜
❛ Is it okay if we cut off your hands and legs ? ❜
❛ Whether you have the body, dead is dead. ❜
❛ To endure becoming a monster, you have to discard your humanity. ❜
❛ You have done a great deal and you will continue to do so. ❜
❛ If you don’t help me, then, to me, you are a bad person, right ? ❜
❛ I want to marry her. ❜
❛ There’s nothing wrong with valuing your own life. ❜
❛ I hope you won’t get mad at me for saying this, but… you’re not a strong person. ❜
❛ This is just my opinion, but when it comes to teaching someone discipline… I believe pain is the most effective way. ❜
❛ From the moment we are born, we are free. ❜
❛ The difference in judgement between you and me, originates from different rules derived from past experience. ❜
❛ If you think reality is just living comfortably and following your own whims, can you seriously dare to call yourself a soldier ? ❜
❛ You can’t hope for a horror story with a happy ending ! ❜
❛ He’s/She’s my family. ❜
❛ You don’t have to worry about me. I’m not a kid anymore. ❜
❛ Don’t eat a valuable witness, you idiot. ❜
❛ If I hadn’t become a soldier, I wouldn’t have to think about who’ll be on that pile next. ❜
❛ Where do you think this farce begins ? ❜
❛ Clueless people who care about saving their own skin will unwittingly set humanity on a path towards self-destruction ❜
❛ I don’t have a horse face like him/her. ❜
❛ I made the wrong choice… ❜
❛ I wanted to believe in my comrades. Because of that, everyone died ! ❜
❛ Surely you understand that a single death can save many lives. ❜
❛ To some, you are a good person, while to others, you are a bad person. ❜
❛ It’s okay, both of you look like criminals, with the same nasty look in your eyes. ❜
❛ After the fact, it’s easy to say, “We should’ve done something else.” ❜
❛ Once I’m dead, I won’t even be able to remember you. ❜
❛ These people aren’t just pawns on a chessboard. ❜
❛ The only thing we’re allowed to believe is that we won’t regret the choice we made. ❜
❛ On that day, humanity received a grim reminder. ❜
❛ I don’t want to lose what little family I have left. ❜
❛ I don’t have time to worry if it’s right or wrong. ❜
❛ If we only focus on making the best moves, we will never get the better of our opponent. ❜
❛ If there is something you don’t understand, learn to understand it. ❜
❛ I just want the weak who get swept along with the flow to be considered human, too. ❜
❛ I wonder, what kind of jokes can corpses tell ? ❜
❛ What is your reason for fighting ? ❜
❛ He’s/She’s probably constipated and having a bad day. ❜
❛ Is your head as hollow as that gun barrel ? ❜
❛ If I pictured how I’m going to die, I probably wouldn’t be able to fight anymore. ❜
❛ It was me… all along. I was the one convincing myself that I was a burden. ❜

FOREVER STARTER CALL

i’m jumping on the trend because fuck it’s actually
a lot easier than constant starter calls when i’m in
the mood for short shit.

basically, MUTUALS;; like if you’re okay with me
tossing up random quick starters whenever i’m
fucking BORED and don’t feel like doing my longer
drafts.