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13.01 coda (ft. deancas feelings)

“Can you tell me about my mother?” Jack asks them, right before taking a drink from his beer bottle. Drinking at age sixteen is one thing, but starting to drink when you’re barely three days old is another. Then again, it’s not like Jack’s going to drink himself to death if getting stuck with an angel blade didn’t leave a mark.

“She was a good woman,” Sam begins. “She wanted the best for you, and whatever she did, it was to protect you. She went off the map just to keep you safe.”

Dean nods, remembering Kelly’s determination to keep Jack alive. “Sam and I didn’t know her before she got knocked up with you, but she really cared about you. Hell, she gave up her own life to give you one.” Dean shrugs, pushing away his empty bottle to grab another from the pack. He opens it, purposely avoiding Sam’s eyes. “If that’s not love, then I don’t know what is.” Jack nods slowly, seeming to take the words to heart.

“And Castiel?” Jack asks next, lowering the beer bottle from his lips. “What was he like?”

Dean’s throat closes up.

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  • Iida: Bakugou! As a hero in training, it would be beneficial if you could try not to curse in public so if you could-
  • Bakugou: Oh, I completely understand.
  • Bakugou: What words do you want me to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cock face, dick face, dick head, dickwad, cocksmoker, cock sucker? What about words like tits, pussy, twatch, snatch, clitface, cuntface, thundercunt, dipshit, douchebag, dumbass, dumbfuck or dipshit? I’m sure you’re trying to avoid words like bullshit, bastard, bitchtits, buttfucker, asshole, asshat, assclown, asswipe, jackass, shithead, shitface and whore, right? Are we counting words like piss, cum, cum dumpster and cum guzzler?
  • Iida: Um…
  • Bakugou: Oh goddamit! I almost forgot about fucker, fuckface, fuckstick, fuckwad, fuckboy, clusterfuck and of course, motherfucker. Are these all the kind of words that you’re avoiding, four eyes?
  • Iida: Uh yes I guess any of those, I would uh, like you to stay away from.
  • Bakugou: Okay, well, good luck with that.

anonymous asked:

I don't know if anyone has mentioned it but at 1:13 there's an article by the observer called "unseen letters show Hemingway's fight against celebrity and bullshit publicity". Celebrity and bullshit publicity.... Amazing...

He was outraged by the biographical blurb on an edition of The Sun Also Rises, his masterpiece about a lost generation damaged by the first world war. He complained to his editor, Maxwell Perkins, insisting its publisher must “at once remove that biographical crap ie SHIT about me on the back wrapper”. He wanted them to know that “unless that material comes off all the wrappers immediately, and any reference to war service or my private life such as marriage etc removed, I will never publish another book with [them]”.

He continued: “It is no good my trying to keep my private life out of things and avoid bullshit publicity if it is then to be spread in mass production.” The publisher destroyed the offending jackets.

It just occurred to me that uhhh a lot of people have a really common and fundamental misconception about evolution.

You know the whole ‘survival of the fittest’ bit that always gets interpreted to mean ‘the strongest/bravest/smartest’

You see

that’s the wrong ‘fit’

The ‘fittest’ from the evolution PoV doesn’t mean ‘fit’ as in ‘good physical shape’. It’s fit as in ‘to fit’. Survival of the fittest doesn’t mean the strongest gets the crown, survival of the fittest means that the one who best fits the environment they’re in gets to survive. They’re ‘the most fitting’ aka fittest. 

And I feel like if could maybe publicize this a little wider we could avoid so much bullshit from so many people including 99% of social darwinists (which btw, fuck social darwinists). 

mono-drama24  asked:

What's your opinion on the Jinki nightclub thing? People are talking about disbanding? (Personally, idc because he could've done a lot worst and what he did was harmless, he'll I've done a lot worst and I've beenFAR gone)

okay i’ve been more-or-less trying to avoid this bullshit but ya know what i am!! so done this is gonna be long and ranty DONT MIND ME (this is also so fucking messy okay i’m sorry)

okay so, i’m not going to explain what’s happening to people who don’t know, just look it up.

this whole thing is so stupid honestly. i think all that came out of it was revealing a lot of fake fans and the fact that jinki may want to think a bit more about his drinking habits (simply because he’s a very very well known person and almost CONSTANTLY in the public’s eye).
all that happened was he was shitfaced drunk and this girl was (correct me if i’m wrong) dancing on a table, and he was stumbling around bein drunk and shit and he tripped and because when you’re drunk your eyes don’t work lmao?? he thought her leg was a pole and grabbed onto it for support (only twice). she wasn’t even the one who reported it to the police, it was her boyfriend!! she didn’t know what happened or who did it, her friends had to tell her. and anyways, multiple witness reports (including the girl’s friends, jinki’s friends, and some random bystanders) have said that he obviously fell, and only grabbed her leg for support. he wasn’t sexually harassing her, or much less molesting (or r*ping) her.
once all of this was found out she dropped the charges which means even she thought there was no reason to press charges, because it was obviously an unintentional.
i don’t blame her (or her boyfriend) for this at all!! i think she reacted how most any human would react in a similar situation.
anyway, this whole thing wouldn’t have happened if the media hadn’t gotten ahold of all this and started releasing information before much was known, releasing information before it was actually confirmed, and straight up releasing false information.
also!! even when she dropped the charges, jinki was the one who pressed for a proper investigation!! he even apologized profusely, even though he had not technically done much of anything (he did grab her leg which deserves an apology, but he still didn’t do anything serious)!! this whole situation is so stupid and the fact that people are actually insisting AND MAKING PETITIONS for jinki to leave the group makes me so fucking angry. yes, he should think a bit about his drinking habits but goddamn?? i’ve done worse than he did and i’m not even close to his age. he’s literally a grown ass man who was out with friends (he almost never seems to go out for a drink anymore anyway?? it’s not like this is a regular occurrence).

but i am going to say, that if it was proved he had done it intentionally, and he had actually sexually assaulted her, i would have a very VERY different opinion, but since that is very much so not the case, i am going to tell people to get their heads out of their asses and actually read the reports?? you don’t yet have an opinion unless you know all the (confirmed!!) details.

i love jinki to the moon and back, and that hasn’t changed just because he got blackout drunk and tripped, okay?

“About the anti-anti-historical Hetalia submission: I’m heavily on the historical Hetalia side of the fandom and I’ve never encountered anyone who tried to tell me off for incorporating historical events in my fanfiction. I have, however, seen people argue not to incorporate recent events such as, to use an example from last year, the Brexit vote in their fanworks. That is something I, as a person who has always loved political satire ever since I became interested in politics, will never understand … also considering Himaruya actually addressed the Brexit vote in official Hetalia strips.“


The problem is that nearly nobody knows that when people make such fan works, that they’re meant to be political satire.  And indeed, most of the works I see on DeviantArt that do contain politics are serious.  They can be considered borderline propaganda and the creators of such pieces tend to do so to spread their political agenda which, quite frankly, a lot of people do not appreciate or fancy that especially when it involves fictional pieces they like. 

I know I myself would not like my political views being shoved in people’s faces, nor would I want it to involve a fictional piece I like because people of all kinds like that piece.  If a Republican made a Hetalia fanwork that promoted their views (saw one do it by making a Hetalia stamp to promote their support for Trump), would a non-Republican appreciate that?

No, I think not.  I think they’d feel quite sour from seeing that.  Likewise, I can see that vice versa for a non-Liberal when seeing a Liberal promoting their views by using a fictional piece they liked.

Fictional pieces, if nothing to do with politics, should not be used for spreading or promoting political agenda.  Political satire, in general, is actually quite a controversial matter because politics itself is a topic that is highly despised and most people would rather not spend time on.  A lot of people go to fiction because they want to avoid reality: politics included.

Additionally, I’ve seen people do Hetalia works on recent shootings.  That’s offensive because it looks like you don’t care about these people: it just looks like you care about your fictional piece and want to make it about that fictional work.  The least you can do is give respect to the families who’ve suffered and if you do want to make an artwork to acknowledge it, it’d be best to do something from you, yourself and you.  Even Himaruya doesn’t focus on topics like that.

- Mod V

P.S.: Could you also provide that Hetalia strip about Brexit? I don’t recall there being a strip addressing that, but then again, I’m not interested in strips about England, so I most likely skipped it.

Dear Saison,

What words were you trying to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cock face, dick face, dick head, dickwad, cocksmoker, cock sucker? What about words like tits, pussy, twatch, snatch, clitface, cuntface, thundercunt, dipshit, douchebag, dumbass, dumbfuck or dipshit? I’m sure you’re trying to avoid words like bullshit, bastard, bitchtits, buttfucker, asshole, asshat, assclown, asswipe, jackass, shithead, shitface and whore, right? Are we counting words like piss, cum, cum dumpster and cum guzzler? Oh goddamit! I almost forgot about fucker, fuckface, fuckstick, fuckwad, fuckboy, clusterfuck and of course, motherfucker. Are these all the kind of words that you’re avoiding Saison?

Love,

Brittnay Matthews

Jared Leto x Reader - Just Friends

AUTHOR’S NOTE; I didn’t know how much fluff you wanted or if you wanted them to be a couple or friends? I also didn’t know if you wanted smut or not so I just added a little bit because it fit into the story that was going on in my head. I didn’t want to add a lot and you be like “umm I didn’t ask for that.” I hope this was to your liking and I hope it’s ok. 

WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE LANGUAGE AND SMUT. 

“Bottoms up, Bottoms up, UP! Hey what’s in ya cup. Got a couple bottles! but a couple ain’t enough.” You sang loudly over the stereo while pouring your next glass of alcohol into one of your favorite cups. You’d be lying to yourself if you said you weren’t already slightly tipsy, but you hadn’t drank enough to drown out the misery just yet. 

2 years you had been in a relationship with the same man, 2 years you had been faithful to him and 2 years you had sacrificed for him only to have him cheat on you in the end. 

The trivial task of tidying up your apartment was the only barrier you had against your looming emotions of grief, but ever so slowly you began to notice that even cleaning wasn’t going to block out the pain much longer. So you decided to introduce a little anarchy to the mix by adding alcohol which seemed to do the trick just fine, but being tipsy wasn’t enough. You needed more. 

Distant feelings of unease plagued your chest and you could feel the tears stringing at the brim of your eyelids, but you refused to fall apart. Your now ex-boyfriend was not worth the tears or the heart ache, but you couldn’t figure out what you hated worse; the break up or the fact that you felt like your time wasted. For 2 years you were the dutiful girlfriend only to have him cheat on you with someone who wasn’t even half of what you were. Son of a bitch. 

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John x Reader

Requested by Anon

Warnings: string language, mature themes


You let out a shaky breath as John leant in to kiss you. For week, the two of you had felt it building, the small gestures, faint touches and glances. His lips pressing against yours started a whirl of motion that neither of you had the notion to stop.

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anonymous asked:

I want to get into chaos magick but don't know where to begin. Any tips or helpful resources? Thanks! :)

Sure! 

Books:

Condensed Chaos - Phil Hine  

My personal favorite book on chaos magick. It’s an easy read and Hine has a knack for explaining difficult concepts clearly and with humor while completely avoiding the pretentious bullshit found in many books on magick. It’s a good way to test the waters and see if chaos magick appeals to you. 

Liber Null and Psychonaut - Peter Carroll

Easily the most popular chaos magick book and as close to required reading as chaos magick gets. Most modern works on chaos magick rely heavily on Carroll’s work. 

The Book of Results - Ray Sherwin

An often overlooked chaos magick classic from the 70s. Short but enlightening. 

The Psychonaut Field Manual - Arch Traitor Bluefluke 

A comic book introduction to chaos magick with lots of excellent exercises. Might be a bit confusing for absolute beginners. 

  Practical Sigil Magic - Frater UD

Probably the most extensive work on sigil magick to date and great if you want to get more in depth with your sigil work. 

Tips:

  • Practice, practice, practice! Don’t fall into the trap of thinking you need to read and learn everything before starting out, jump in with both feet.  Most books on chaos magick present exercises pretty early on and you’ll learn the most by doing them in conjunction with your reading. Liber Null in particular has a lot of excellent practical exercises.
  • Strive for technical excellence. Push yourself to learn about a variety of techniques, develop your own theories, and refine your techniques. 
  • Austin Spare is the granddaddy of chaos magick and his work is amazing however it’s also a very difficult read. It’s probably worth holding off on diving into his work until you have some experience under your belt. 
  • Meditation is your friend. 

Good luck and welcome!

reasons to avoid kakegurui:

  • the bullshit fanservice that serves no purpose to the overall plot
  • the bullshit fanservice seemingly gets worse with each passing episode

reasons to watch kakegurui despite the aforementioned reasons to avoid it:

  • the main character is so complex, it’s legitimately difficult to figure out her personality, backstory, and motivations (and not in the fake deep ~mysterious~ sort of way)
  • every character in this story is, on some level, a terrible person and gets exactly what’s coming to them – and with the main character delivering swift justice, this is all immensely satisfying to watch
  • there is one character who’s motivated purely by spite: “don’t look down on me” – honestly? #relatable
  • the only genuinely nice character in this series seems like your average harem anime protagonist at first glance, but is honestly 100% a perfectly nice guy who does his best to support his morally questionable best friends

anonymous asked:

I wish bill had social media

tbh i’m glad he doesn’t. like yeah he’s disconnected and it’s harder to keep up w him but it’s not the worst thing ever. social media is insane and if i were him, i wouldn’t have any either. i like my privacy and i know he does too. plus if he did have it he’d probs post like once every 78 years lmao 

Royalty Mess: Prologue

author’s note: this is a prologue to my new story of Shawn x Royal Member. also, the first part will be published soon. feedback is always welcomed x

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They say, never let a Royal go out with celebrity, it’ll cause so much trouble and drama in the country, all over the world is the worse example. But they have never said that they can’t keep it as a secret. As long as the media doesn’t nuzzle their nose into their business. But you know, they’re sneaky asses. Always.

Luckily, Princess Y/N of Southampton has been very good at it. Her relationship with a singer, Shawn Mendes, —it was something different. She knew that she couldn’t let the media to poke their noses into her private life. She was master at keeping it in a huge secret. It was indeed stressful but power of love always won over that.

Running in circles and all other directions to avoid bullshit and rumours, either from their parents and fans too, were constantly under their both feet. But besides that, their love didn’t fade away and everything was okay.

Princess Y/N of Southampton seemed to be rather modest than some kind of party animal like her other siblings and relatives. She kept things in straight position, everything were organised and what else ever seemed to be correctly done. She was and knew that she has to act and be like prodigy kid but for her it caused a lot of stress and pain which led into an anxiety. The Queen has said that it’s a phase and doesn’t believe the doctors that much. To forget the doleful part here, we should lean to the main plot.


Y/N was up to surprise Shawn today as he was in London and having a sold-out concert. He didn’t know you had already arrived back to the palace. Her latest message to Shawn was that she is still in Copenhagen, giving some conference to people of mental health, like some doctors and nurses but the truth is that she had already left the country three days ago. As malicious it can sound, Y/N never meant to lie, just to surprise. Her intention wasn’t to scare Shawn, only give bits of surprising sparkles.

It wasn’t that late morning, ten o’clock in the morning, when one of the butlers in the palace knocked on her door and told her to wake up. He had to recieve a letter to the princess from The Queen herself. She knew about Southampton’s loving Princess’s relationship with a heartthrob Canadian but she didn’t really accept that what was going on between them. Her Majesty thought it was bloody silly and foolish to date with a guy who is not heritaged from the royalty line or isn’t royal at all. It seemed to take Y/N back into a thought that she was in Victorian time. 

anonymous asked:

Do you have a list of books on Magick that you could provide in still new to this and I can't seem to be able to find anything On Wicca Or chaos magic anywhere

Unfortunately I can’t help much with learning Wicca as I’ve never practiced it myself but I can help with the rest!

Chaos Magick

Condensed Chaos - Phil Hine 

 My personal favorite book on chaos magick. It’s an easy read and Hine has a knack for explaining difficult concepts clearly and with humor while completely avoiding the pretentious bullshit found in many books on magick.

Liber Null and Psychonaut - Peter Caroll

Easily the most popular chaos magick book and as close to required reading as chaos magick gets. The exercises in this book are invaluable.

The Book of Results - Ray Sherwin

An often overlooked chaos magick classic written in the 70s. Contains a lot of useful rituals and exercises. 

The Psychonaut Field Manual - Arch Traitor Bluefluke 

A comic book introduction to chaos magick with lots of excellent exercises. 

Practical Sigil Magic - Frater UD

Probably the most extensive work on sigil magic to date.


General Magick and Witchcraft

High Magic volumes I & II - Frater UD (no PDF of this one, sorry)

Ceremonial magick for the complete beginner, presented from a chaote’s perspective. 

Mastering Witchcraft - Paul Huson

This books from the 70s so it’s a bit dated and likely has some “problematic” content (I honestly don’t recall) but it’s a very solid introduction to non-Wiccan witchcraft. 

Liber ABA/Book 4 - Aleister Crowley

 If you’re interested in Thelemic magick or Aleister Crowley, this is the place to start. This is an absolutely massive tome on ceremonial magick theory and practice and one of my absolute favorite books on magick. If you do pick this up get the revised and annotated version (you’ll be able to spot it easily as its 800+ pages), it contains tons of rituals, tables, charts, and a great deal of Crowley’s other writings. Don’t expect to read this book cover to cover. 

Magick Without Tears - Aleister Crowley

Also known as “Uncle Al explains it all”,  this is a series of letters from Crowley to one of his students explaining and clarifying various aspects of Thelemic magick. Probably the clearest and easiest to understand work Crowley produced. I recommend reading this in conjunction with  the “Magick in Theory and Practice” section of Book 4. 


I hope that helps some. If you want recommendations for more specific topics, let me know. 

Man, every time I see the words ‘crystal child’ I remember the weirdest thing that happened to me back in my retail days.

There I was, innocently shelving DVDs, when this woman came up to me. She looked pretty ordinary which is why what next exited her mouth was so deeply distressing. “Thank you,” she said to me, so genuinely emotional that I thought she was going to start crying.

“uhh….” said me, a copy of Terminator II in my hand, frozen on its way to the display.

“Your aura,” she said so insistently that for a moment  I worried I had just forgotten that auras were things people could real life perceive and regularly spoke about, “you’re a crystal child. I appreciate what you’re doing for our planet. I know it can’t be easy.”

I was so fukken thrown I just told her she was welcome then, after she was gone, I went to the computer to look up what the everloving fuck had just happened to me. Um, good job weird hippie lady, you have got a talent for noticing autistic people in the wild. I’m pretty sure I’m not a psychic star person here to save humanity. I feel like I would know if I was. 

anonymous asked:

Ut, if bros reaction to realizing their s/o is a REALLY affectionate drunk, like lots of physical affection like lingering hugs and kisses and lots ove compliments and "I love you"s

-*-Undertale-*-

-Sans-

Not usually one to get drunk, or even approve of drinking so he’s not likely to find out until you go and get some alcohol for yourself. When he first finds out your drunk he’s kind of disappointed because really? You’re going to destroy your body like that? But then he starts noticing how affectionate you’re acting. If you’re not usually like this, he’ll probably melt because–despite what he wants you to believe–he adores physical affection and little reminders that he’s loved and that maybe he’s not as shitty as he thinks he is. You should probably be this affectionate towards him when you’re not drunk too, honestly, he really needs it.

-Papyrus-

Totally aware that you’re drunk, and while he appreciates the affection, he’d rather you let him take care of you so that you’re not in too much pain by the time you sober up. Expect a lecture about controlling your alcohol intake when you wake up.

-*-Underfell-*-

-Red-

Likely is drunk whenever you are, and he’s one of those really, really sad drunks because he finds it harder to filter his words, ya know? So the fact that you’re acting really affectionate with him while he’s like that helps him not have a drunk mental break down wherever the two of you are drinking. Red doesn’t usually remember anything he does when he’s wasted, but he almost always remembers having you hold him and tell him how much you love him and how great you think he is. You’ll usually wake up (he always gets up first, always) to him holding you as close as possible. When he notices you’re awake he just mumbles something about thinking you looked kinda cold in your sleep. Don’t call him out on his really obvious bullshit, he’ll avoid you for the rest of the day. Please just let him love you.

-Edge-

Edge has a legendary tolerance for alcohol. Some would even go so far as to say he can’t get drunk. So really, he’s not at all surprised that you’re trashed when you try to keep up with how much he’s capable of drinking, though he is surprised when you move from your seat to sit in his lap just so you can hold onto him. Edge doesn’t mind, of course, but he does try to keep anymore alcohol away from you when you do this so you don’t get alcohol poisoning. When you start showering him in compliments and telling him how much you love him, he’s blushing. Praise may be something he pretends he gets a lot, but when you actually give it to him he’s already thinking about kissing you and possibly getting to the most private place possible because honestly? Edge wants to display his love for you in a much more intimate way. He doesn’t though, because you’re drunk, and he would never take advantage of you like that. Instead, he just covers your face in kisses and takes you home so you can get some rest.