being ur average tool on this cold winter day
(someone come watch the glee Christmas special with me bc it’s my fav)
Hey Jess, how's it going? Quick question... Imagine you have ended up in a deserted island with a) man in 40s, hairy chest average size tool, but great in bed, possibly bisexual b) a hunk obessessed with his body, manscaped, big tool, but terrible lover, and not in to pleasing his girl, but prefers his girl please him c) one of those hot chicks from your blog reposts, and a lesb. And you can choose only one for the rest to vanish from island (but not you). What will be your option?