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So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?🙈 

Musical theatre is great tho like

you want a musical about people who try to revolt because they have to pay to use the bathroom? we got that

how about a rock musical about the life of the 7th President of the United States Andrew Jackson? yup

puppets who sing about loud sex and porn? WELL I’VE GOT A MUSICAL FOR YOU

it does not matter what you want broadway has probably seen it tbh

it sucks to be me-a collection of broadway showtunes showcasing how much the lives of the characters suck and probably why. (and no, this isn’t just the whole heathers the musical soundtrack even though that would fit)

1. RentRent 2. School SongMatilda 3. What Do You Do With a B.A. In English?/It Sucks to Be MeAvenue Q 4. Skid Row(Downtown)Little Shop of Horrors 5. BetrayedThe Producers 6. Hasa Diga EebowaiThe Book of Mormon 7. Freeze Your BrainHeathers the Musical 8. One Jump AheadAladdin 9. The Bitch of LivingSpring Awakening 10. Story of My LifeShrek the Musical 11. Just Another DayNext to Normal 12. Santa FeNewsies 13. Legally BlondeLegally Blonde 14. Pandemonium - The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee 15. At the BalletA Chorus Line 16. Money, Money, MoneyMamma Mia 17. Please Send Me SomeoneYoung Frankenstein 18. Dream a Little HarderTwisted 19. Food, Glorious Food/Oliver!Oliver 20. I Dreamed a DreamLes Miserables

LISTEN

i have never understood people who think musicals are boring/lame. they get away with way more violence, sex, social commentary, and profanity than mainstream movies do, just because its all done onstage in song form

and thats amazing

The worst question you can ask a theatre person:

You: Who are you?

Me:

Me:

Me: I am what I am

Me: TWOOOO FOUUUR SIX OH ONENNNNNENENEEEEE

Me: I am a latter day saint, I help all those I can

Me: I am more than memory

Me: I’m not that girl

Me: Hello. My name is ELder Price.

Me: I’m flying high, defying gravity

Me: I am not a closeted homowhatever

Me: I’m the king of new york

Me: I am a Mormon, and DANG IT

Me: Mark has got his work

Me: AND I’M JAVERT

DO NOT FORGET MY NAME

DO NOT FORGET ME

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welcome to my candy store
a mix that proves musical’s aren’t just for kids.
inspired by this post

1. candy store | heathers: the musical
2. what the fuck? | if/then: a new musical
3. dead girl walking | heathers: the musical
4. spooky mormon hell dream | the book of mormon
5. touch me | spring awakening
6. the internet is for porn | avenue q
7. hasa diga eebowai | the book of mormon
8. sodomy | hair
9. my unfortunate erection (chip’s lament) | the 25th annual putnam county spelling bee
10. birthday, bitch! | bare: a pop opera
11. blue | heathers: the musical
12. a little priest | sweeney todd: the demon barber of fleet street
13. everyone’s a little bit racist | avenue q
14. cell block tango | chicago
15. in love with you | first date 
16. totally fucked | spring awakening