avengers ships

unpopular opinion: steve rogers is not lawful good aligned because COME ON when has that man EVER respected rules or laws he jumped out of a plane without a parachute, went in alone to a nazi base to save bucky, and rebelled against the entirety of shield because he knew they were corrupt my boy is chaotic good and no one can convince me otherwise

  • <p> <b>Wade:</b> come over<p/><b>Peter:</b> I can't my car only has three wheels<p/><b>Wade:</b> Do you have a tricycle<p/><b>Peter:</b> You were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home"<p/><b>Wade:</b> I was distracted by your tricycle<p/><b>Peter:</b> ok, start over<p/><b>Wade:</b> come over<p/><b>Peter:</b> I can't my car only has three wheels<p/><b>Wade:</b> what color is your tricycle<p/><b>Peter:</b> fuck you<p/></p>

So I was just thinking about infinity war and imagine Tony yelling “Peter” and both Spiderman and Starlord answer and he’s just like
Fuck
Now there’s two of them

when ur otp does the forehead touching thing╰(◡‿◡✿╰)

Hiddleston and Hemsworth

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WHAT IS GOING ON.

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Originally posted by thunder-dawg

and fuck shit up they did.

  • <p> <b>Tony:</b> [to Peter] So, this is how an immature, engaged, high school idiot, with no car, no job, and no money try to become a hero.<p/><b>Peter:</b> That was like eight burns in one sentence<p/><b>Wade:</b> An octo-burn.<p/></p>
  • <p> <b>Peter:</b> Dad when you and dad got into an argument, did you ever... You know...
  • <b> Tony:</b> What?
  • <b> Peter:</b> Have you ever... Stopped having sex with dad in order to win an argument?<p/><b>Tony:</b> You can do that?<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, but...<p/><b>Tony:</b> You mean that if I stop having sex with your father, he'll paint the bathroom?<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, but aren't you worried about how it can hurt the relationship?<p/><b>Tony:</b> Blah, blah, blah. I don't care. I'm getting my bathroom painted.<p/></p>

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