avengers questions

The 5 questions I ask on the first date:

1.) How’s your life
2.) What Hogwarts house are you in?
3.) Do you know how to hide a body?
4.) What’s your favourite color?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
5.) Do you leave or stay when the credits roll in a Marvel movie. Wrong answer and I will file a restraining order.

A quick map of New York City showing events in the MCU and Netflix shows (UPDATED):

Hulk - Harlem, where The Incredible Hulk and Luke Cage took place (the logo is actually over a specific area Hulk trashed, but that is not all of Harlem)

Daredevil - Hell’s Kitchen, where Daredevil and Jessica Jones took place

Avengers - Midtown, where The Avengers takes place and the general area of Stark/Avengers Tower (it’s a couple blocks north)

Doctor Strange - Greenwich Village, location of the Sanctum Santorum.

Captain America - Brooklyn, where Steve Rogers lived in Captain America: The First Avenger  

Spider-Man - Queens, where Peter Parker lives and where Tony visited in Civil War

Iron Man - Flushing, where Stark Expo 2010 takes place in Iron Man 2

anonymous asked:

What's your favorite recipe?

not combat rations, thats for sure. ive had enough of those for a lifetime. 

but my latest food hit has been pretzel bites. pretzels are an awesome food but rarely available fresh when i want to eat them, which is usually when i’ve woken up in the middle of the night. they’re relatively labor-intensive to make, which is good once the insomnia sets in. keeps me busy. plus, pretzels are sweet on the inside, salty on the outside, just like me. except im also salty on the inside. dont listen to steve.

when i make pretzels, it’s by the metric ton, so the recipe i have makes approximately a million of them.probably you will not want this many, because you don’t have thor or steve to help you eat them. or clint. probably you could just shove some into a vaccum cleaner instead, thatd be about the same. so divide the recipe in half or quarters for normal human consumption. take 11 cups of flour, 1 cup of brown sugar, ½ cup of oil and mix. 4 cups of warm water gets 11 teaspoons of yeast and sits for a bit, then goes in the flour mix. then mix it and let it rise for about an hour. the dough should be sticky to the touch and absolutely awful to get out of your metal fingers. while you wait, wander your living area for some poor sucker to rope into helping you, because stage 2 is easier with help. or you can sit down and wonder why you talk yourself into doing things like this. consider your choices. it’s already too late to go back to sleep; youve got dough rising.

get a deep fry pan or sauce pan and fill with about two inches of water. bring it to a rolling boil on the stove and add in three or so tablespoons of baking soda. you really can’t do too much of that, as long as the water’s not getting super cloudy. preheat the oven to 400 degrees. wake steve up and tell him he has to help. 

get a couple egg yolks in a bowl with a basting brush, and find some kosher salt or sea salt. grease up a few pans. 

flour a surface and roll the dough out until it’s between ½ and ¼ in thick. get your poor unsuspecting minion to cut out bite sized bits. i use an inch and a half circle cookie cutter, but you can use whatever you want, really. tony used a laser cutter last time i let him help, which was…not ideal.

drop the cut outs into the boiling soda water, and let them sit for a few seconds, then fish them out. you can use your robot hand for that, but again, you’ll be getting dough out of it for days. i let them drip dry on a cookie drying sheet, but you could also drop them on a clean dishtowel i guess. you just dont want them to be wet when you put them on the cookie sheet. 

they’re not gonna expand a ton, so just stuff em up close to each other on the sheet. paint the tops with egg yolks and sprinkle with salt. pop em in the oven for 10-15 min or until golden brown. 

repeat the boiling-and-baking until you want to die, then keep going until you run out of dough. while the last batch is baking, take a half a stick of butter, a quarter cup of flour and make a roux in a saucepan. add two cups of milk and two cups of cheddar cheese, some salt and pepper to taste, and a quarter cup of mustard, give or take. im showing you how much to use with my hands but you cant see it. sorry, i dont really measure stuff most of the time. heat and stir till it’s melty and amazing, and dip pretzels on in there. 

by the time you have completed this process and eaten as many pretzel bites as you want–and there will be enough. it’s a dang big recipe–you will want to enter a food coma and sleep forever. or for 70 years or so.

there. insomnia fixed.

Welcome Guide ~

Prepare thy knickers! ;) 


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Bed, Wed, Behead:

Send in three characters to a blog and the admin must choose one to sleep with (bed) one to marry (wed) and one to kill (behead).

Truth or Dare:

Ask a blog admin “Truth or Dare?” then choose from this list or create your own! =]

>> Truth <<

1. If you could pick any character to spend a night with, who would it be?

2. What is your favorite thing about yourself?

3. What is your one regret?

4. If you could go back in time to any period or place, where would it be?

5. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

6. Who was your first TV or music crush?

7. What are three features of your perfect mate? 

8. Who is your OTP? 

9. If you were allowed to change your past, would you? 

10. If you were stranded on an island, what three things would you bring?

11. If you could only watch one show for the rest of your life, what would it be?

12. What is your all time favorite band/song/genre?

13. What is the craziest place you’ve ever had sex?

14. What is your deepest, darkest fantasy?

15. If you had to give up one thing, would it be food or sex?

>> Dare <<

Dares are a bit different online than the usual version. Dares act as “prompts” and the blog admin must write a drabble to fit the dare with the assigned character =] 

1. “I dare you to drink this whole bottle of wine.”

2. “I dare you to run around the house… naked.” 

3. “I dare you to kiss me.” 

4. “I dare you to eat this whole bag of brussel sprouts.” 

5. “I dare you to spend the whole night in (y/n)’s bed.”

6. “I dare you to give me your underwear.” 

7. “I dare you to tell me the truth.” 

8. “I dare you to admit that you were wrong.” 

9. “I dare you to cuddle with me.” 

10. “I dare you to close your eyes for two solid minutes. No peaking.” 

11. “I dare you to admit you have feelings for them.” 

12. “I dare you to take this shot.” 

13. “I dare you to let me drive your car.” 

14. “I dare you to do all the chores for a month.” 

15. “I dare you to tell me you love me.”

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Send a blog two things to choose from and the admin must pick one of the two options. Choose from this list or create your own! =]

1. Vanilla or chocolate?

2. Fish or chips?

3. Day or night?

4. Hollywood party or private pub?

5. Werewolf or vampire? 

6. Books or Tv? 

7. Blonde or Brunette? 

8. Wine or Beer?

9. Summer or winter? 

10. High heels or sneakers? 

11. Red or Black? 

12. Sweet or spicy? 

13. Bare feet or socks? 

14. Blankets or pillows? 

15. Cat or dog?

Head-Canons and Confessions:

Send in an anonymous confession to a blog. These can be personal or related to a head-canon (such as ‘I think _______ would be really rough in bed’) The admin can choose to add to your confession, make it into a drabble, or leave it as is. 

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Being Bruce Banner’s Adopted Daughter Would Include...

Characters: Bruce Banner X Daughter!Reader

Universe: Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: Mention of bullying


Originally posted by littlemisssyreid

-          One thing you have in common: you’re both shy.

-          It took literally weeks for him to get you to talk to him.

-          He was scared it was because you were scared of the other guy. When you finally talked to him it was a weight off his shoulders.

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The Question

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Warning: Swearing, I have a mouth like a sailor, I’m not sorry.

What happens when Steve’s got something up his sleeve, but he’s acting weird. To top it off you run into your ex, who only shifts the night from confusing, into what in the actual fuck? Can the night be salvaged or is will this get the best of you and Steve?

@chrisevansthedoritobastard   @holahellohialoha  
@almightyunnie @imamotherfuckingstar-lord
@iwillbeinmynest  @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked
@goodnightwife  @irepeldirt
@yourtropegirl  @bellejeunefillesansmerci
@buckyb-avengers  @winterboobaer
@mrhowardstark @rileyloves5
@ria132love @mystery94
@marvelfandom-stuff  @tequilavet

“Steve?” You shake his hand that was laced with yours, you stop walking looking at him, your eyebrow cocked at him.

“Huh? Sorry.” Steve shakes his head coming back to earth.

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everything i’m figuring out from the infinity war twitter yelling

because i just wanna put everything down somewhere. may be added to as it’s probably all wrong

  • steve’s a mess- “beard and messy hair, darker suit” not the nomad suit i dreamed off but stealth suit??
  • BUCKY’S AWAKE- “winter soldier and black panther leading armies” my baby is all grown up and killing people
  • peter’s spidey sense is now a thing?
  • thor got to earth with the guardians?
  • loki doesn’t die in the new thor movie!!!!!
  • gamora is gonna fuck shit up- preferably killing thanos
  • i didn’t see it anywhere but i still think that nebula and gamora should be the ones who finish thanos
  • nat and probably steve have gone into hiding/are undercover, explaining nat being BLONDE and steve’s general messiness 
  • tho again- could the russos finally be delving into steve’s PTSD because if so plEASE
  • eternal Lil Shit™ loki is on thanos’ side once again- marvel let my boy be a double agent or something
  • peter has the new suit from the end of homecoming- probs joined tony for something
  • the hulkbuster is back- tony’s attempt to defeat thanos???
  • bad feeling over steve- possibility of a Cap Death™
  • bad feeling over tony????? and peter???
  • peter apologising to bloodied tony???= classic Marvel Deflection™ petey is in the real danger?
  • thanos made a meteor storm?? attempting to do the whole end of the world thing
  • but if he’s able to do that, does this mean he’s got hold of the infinity gauntlet and all the stones?- tHAT MEANS…
  • vision is GONNA DIE
  • no signs of wanda- a Disgrace™
  • bucky has to have been woken up at some point in black panther and probs is working with t’challa to do something
  • MEANING buck is all good now?? yes?? GOOD
  • wakanda is still the best place in the world

Imagine Loki, who serves his eternal sentence on earth by helping the Avengers, seeking out Bucky once he is brought into the Avengers’ fold as well. He keeps pestering Bucky with questions about how his memory and his identity was erased, much to Bucky’s distress. Cap sees it and intervenes, calling Loki a bully and giving him an earful. Loki gives him an enigmatic smile and leaves.

A few days later Loki shows Stark designs for an apparatus similar to what Bucky was put through. Stark gets mad and asks him what does he want to achieve with this contraption; whether it was a new way to possess people’s minds, now that he didn’t have the glow stick destiny. Loki states plainly that he wishes to use the device on himself only, to remove all his memories. Stark is baffled and asks why. Loki tells him that the happy memories remind him of a life which had been a lie, and the bad memories remind him that he is a monster. The memories give him a sense of identity which he isn’t sure he even has anymore. He simply wants to forget everything, and be mindless and numb for a change. Still, Stark refuses, much to Loki’s surprise and vexation.

Delirious (Tony X Daughter!Reader)

Character: Tony Stark X Daughter!Reader

Universe: Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: Sickness

HUMOUR

Request: Tony stark x daughter request? Where she’s sick with a really high fever and completely delirious and keeps saying crazy shit. As concerned as tony is he can’t help not to laugh at some of her antics so he takes video. When she’s better he shows her the video and they both share a laugh over it.


Originally posted by taylorannshazamm

“Y/N, time to get up.” Tony announced, opening the door and then leaving. This was usually enough to get you up.

He waited in the kitchen for about twenty minutes, and you had not emerged. He expected you to come out by now for something to eat and drink, or to hear your music playing, but he heard nothing. He went back into your room and saw you still in bed, not moving since he last saw you. “Y/N?” He asked coming over. Worry filled his mind as he knelt down. He put his hand around your wrist and felt for a pulse, and sighed with relief when he felt it. “Y/N, come on Hun.” He said, going to stroke your hair out your face, but paused and pressed his hand against your head when he felt how warm your skin was. “JARVIS call the school and tell them that she can’t come in today. Also call the Doctor.” He requested.

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this week on “why AA is the only Good avengers universe left”
  • the team has game nights
    • specifically, card game nights, because steve is an old man/dweeb who loves Pinochle
    • everyone hates Pinochle
    • but, everyone loves steve more than they hate Pinochle, so they play it anyway
    • (and apparently, steve is undefeated)
  • the government tries to control the Avengers under a “New Powers Act” and, quote:
    • Tony: “Some government pencil-neck giving us orders? I don’t like it.”
    • Steve: “I’m with you.”
    • WOW!!!!!!
    • they agree with each other…….they Support each other
    • thnk u @god i never thought i’d live ot see the day…….
  • the government aka shady, self-imposed liaison Truman Marsh tries to get rid of Hulk (and replace him with Red Hulk)
    • cue the team expressing unfailing support of their friend
    • cue the team taking Hulk aside and encouraging him not to let “critics like Marsh” get him down
    • cue the team working together seamlessly to save the day even with added pressure from the government
    • cue me weeping
  • last but not least, Steve and Tony continue to be shamelessly married
    • what a world
Know me better...

So I always see blogs do this and every time I want to do it but never get the courage to really post it… But now here we are. 

Ask me anything you want. Send me a number from the idealist or ask me your own question. You can ask me anything you want. 

Here the idealist: 

1.  Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 

2.  Do you have freckles?

3.  Do you always smile for pictures?

4.  Have you ever peed in the woods?

5.  Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

6.  Do you chew your pens and pencils?

7.  What is your Song of the week?

8.  Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

9.  Do you still watch cartoons?

10.  Whats your least favorite movie?

11.  What is your favorite food?

12.  What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

13.  When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

14.  Can you change the oil on a car?

15.  Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

16.   What is your usual bedtime?

17.   What is your astrological sign?

18.   Are you stubborn?

19.   Are you afraid of heights?

20.   Do you sing in the car?

21.   Do you sing in the shower?

22.   Ever used a gun?

23.   Do you think musicals are cheesy?

24.   Favorite type of fruit pie?

25.   Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

26.   Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

27.    Can you curl your tongue?

28.    Have you ever cried because you were so happy

29.    Ever been in love?

30.    Tea or coffee?

31.     Are you patient?

32.     Do you want to get married?

33.     Do you have kids?

34.     Do you want kids?

35.     Do you miss anyone right now?

36.     Do you have any pets?

37.    What was your last dream about? 

38.    Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

39.     Baths or showers?

40.    Would you like to be a big celebrity?

41.    What type of music do you like?

42.    Have you ever been skinny dipping?

43.   Have you ever tried archery?

44.    Favorite swear word?

45.    Are you a good liar?

46.    Are you scared of spiders?

47.    Favorite food?

48.    Are you a gossip?

49.    Have you ever started a rumor?

50.    Have you ever done drugs?

51.   Do you have any scars?


Ask me anything!

This weeks entry into the prompt game at @tonystarkstoga. It’s early and a bit of a rushed job because I’m multitasking but I hope you enjoy another Tony & his kidnappers drabble!


“Fuck this, he’s right.”

Tony preens. He’s always right–well, mostly–but it’s always nice to have other people acknowledge it.

“Just kill him and be done with it,” the masked guy orders after another moment of silent contemplation.

Tony blinks. Tilts his head. Goes over the words again.

“Yeah,” he drawls, even as he not-nervously side-eyes the henchman who’s already reaching for his gun. “That’s almost the exact opposite of what I was going for.”

Masked guy and all of his minions–too bad they aren’t yellow and cute, Tony would have appreciated the sight a lot more–all turn to stare at him. He can’t make out their expressions but he’s pretty sure they’re gaping.

“You’ve spent the last hour going on and on about every mistake we’ve made in kidnapping you, every trace we’ve left behind, every possible outcome this will have,” Masked guy states, crosses his arms in front of his chest.

Which is a fair point. And yes, in retrospect, possibly not the smartest thing Tony could’ve done. But it’s just nagging at him, all the silly rookie mistakes these guys have made, it’s so pathetic. He can’t help but want to make this little game of hide and seek between these guys and the Avengers a little more interesting.

(Let’s not delve into how they managed to capture him in the first place, because that was just low.)

“True,” Tony admits. “But you’re forgetting that I’ve been very helpful too. I think you owe it to me not to kill me until my slightly-less-efficient-than-anticipated rescue team shows up.”

Masked guy snorts unattractively. “Go ahead, shoot him. And then lets get out of here.

Too bad. Well, it was worth a try.

Also where the heck is his team? They’re usually a lot faster than this.

“You know how I told you kidnapping was a bad idea because my overprotective killer-boyfriend was going to rip you into tiny pieces and feed to your friend over there with a smile?” he asks, strains against his bindings. The rope refuses to give though. “Just imagine what he’s gonna do when he finds out you’re pointing a gun at me.”

“Or don’t,” a thankfully familiar voice calls from above, right as the first screams sound. “I’ve heard the reality is always better.”

There’s the gentle “srrrr” of an arrow and then Clint’s standing in front of Tony, smirking down at him. “Threatening them with your boyfriend? Really, Stark?” he raises an eyebrow.

“Yes, well, if you would’ve been on time for once in your life I could’ve spared all of us the embarrassment,” Tony scowls right back. “Where are the others?”

“Beats me.” Clint shrugs, kicks a twitching henchman hard. “Let’s just follow the blood bath and wails for mercy.”

Twenty minutes later, Tony surveys the carnage with a resigned sigh.

“They never learn, do they?”

“They will,” his lover gently squeezes his shoulder. “We’ll teach them until they remember it.”

Make Everything Alright (Loki X Fem!Reader)

Characters: Loki X Fem!Reader

Universe: Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: Anger issues, one swear word.

Request: It’s late at night In the female readers home and Loki gets super angry about something, like, REALLY ANGRY and almost leaves to go do something rash but then the reader pads sleepily out of the bedroom and asks what’s wrong and his anger just melts away. Is that an okay plot line thingamabob?


Originally posted by lokis-quinn

Loki had been dragged out by Thor and the other avengers to have a few drinks. You had decided not to go and stayed home, leaving the poor demigod to look after himself.

However it was bound to go wrong. The Avengers teased him the entire night, leaving him out, and generally joking about his failures, and not once did Thor think to stand up for him- he was probably the worse one. They knew he was trying to change and be a better person, so them excluding him just made him feel like shit.

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