Whereas many families enjoyed trips to the park, as a weekly thing, you had taken your baby girl to the Movie Premier, after you and Chris both not wanting to leave her.
Photographers: Chris! Y/N! Over here!
Chris: Look baby! They’re taking your photo. You gonna smile?
Daughter: *Hiding in Daddy’s Blazer*
Y/N: Baby look! Say cheese!
Daughter: Looks at camera for a moment, then back to Chris
Chris: Where’s the smiley face? *He begins to pull the cutest faces ever, until eventually…*
Chris: Atta girl! Come on, we’re gonna talk to the lady over there, who’s almost as pretty as Mummy!
Daughter: Mummy! *Stretches out arms to you*
Of course, there was interviews, and holding a little one whilst both you and your husband were being talked to, was never an advantage. But, all clouds have a silver lining. Or in this case, something a little more flashy. Diamonds, maybe?
Interviewer: So, both of you are new parents, and how are we finding the young lady?
Chris: Well, she can be very demanding for attention, much like her daddy. But, she’s a mummy’s girl. I mean, look at her now!
Interviewer: Yes, she seems to be quite happy with you, Y/N.
Y/N: She’s pretending. A good actor like her father.
Interviewer: And you both? Had a break from the little lady here-
RDJ: I found you! *Looks at daughter* Hey little one! You gonna come with uncle Robert for a bit?
Y/N: You wanna go with Robert for a bit? Do you promise to be good.
Chris: Come here baby, *Kisses forehead,* Now, don’t let Robert do anything bad, okay?
RDJ: As if! Come on baby, let’s go scare everyone
Interviewer: Well, it look’s like you guys have a potential babysitter already!
Chris: *Pulling you closer* No, He’s being a little shit. Downey loves her really, of course, but he think’s he’s the superior parent. He’s got a long way to go before he beats Captain Ameri-Father.
Words: 1039 Pairing: Avengers x Reader (mainly clint and sam) Featuring: Sam Wilson, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers Warnings: Swearing, there are s o m a n y p u n s Requested by anon “Reader has the gift of flight (with or without wings, you choose) and hanging out with the Bird Bros! Constant bird puns optional.” Authors Note: you wanted puns, you got puns.
“You think Clint would like these?” You asked Sam as you walked down the random store aisle with him. You went with Clint and Sam to get groceries for the facility, but Clint was the only one who seemed to actually be on task. You and Sam found yourself in the opposite side of the store, making jokes with whatever you found.
Sam nodded, completely serious. “Get them. Are there two more? We all need a matching pair,” Sam said and started to sift through the slippers on the shelf. Yes, the three of you needed matching bird slippers. You have rebranded the “Bird Bros” as the “Bird Buddies” as you were now a member of their all inclusive group since your owl-like-self fit the requirements.
“Why does he put up with us?” You asked Sam as you held the three pairs of slippers.
“I don’t know; I think he secretly finds it entertaining,” Sam offered. “We should probably find him-”
“Put the damn shoes down; we have work to do!” Clint’s voice walked up behind you.
You shot around and gave him a weird look. “I’m joking; these slippers are the best things I have ever seen. Is three enough? Should we get one for every person in the base, or just keep it exclusive?”
‘’ Hey, Hey Anya. ‘’ He’s snickering, it’s never good when he’s snickering. ‘’ Who’s a spider’s favorite wrestler ? ‘’ He bites down on his lip, lips curling into a smile, ‘’–Dwayne The Arach Johnson. ‘’