avengers dictionary

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“Abracadabra!”
“Time for my grand entrance.”
“To be or not to be? That’s a dumb question.”
“Poof! I’m gone!”
“Now you see Spider-Man. Soon you won’t.”
“Where do you keep the window cleaner?”
“Prepare yourselves for the magic of Mysterio!”
“Now you see me! Now you don’t!”
“Wa-lah!”
“Hold your applause.”
“It’s an illusion!”

The new (and final) season of Durarara is here! Oh man, let’s get to watching, hehe it’s kinda cool how they have a different character narrate each episode, wonder who it’ll be this ti-

oh god

oh god no

Shinra I love you but oh god any narrator but you

anyone but the one who peppers his conversation with smart-sounding four-character kanji compounds and big words and obscure sayings

please no I have the subtitles off Shinra please no show some mercy I’m begging you nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[one very long 24-minute video later]

Okay, I just learned ten four-character compounds through my blood and tears, and I’m gonna compile them here for anyone else who’s planning to go into the Durarara episode armed with a Japanese dictionary. Avenge me.

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