avengers dictionary


“Time for my grand entrance.”
“To be or not to be? That’s a dumb question.”
“Poof! I’m gone!”
“Now you see Spider-Man. Soon you won’t.”
“Where do you keep the window cleaner?”
“Prepare yourselves for the magic of Mysterio!”
“Now you see me! Now you don’t!”
“Hold your applause.”
“It’s an illusion!”

The new (and final) season of Durarara is here! Oh man, let’s get to watching, hehe it’s kinda cool how they have a different character narrate each episode, wonder who it’ll be this ti-

oh god

oh god no

Shinra I love you but oh god any narrator but you

anyone but the one who peppers his conversation with smart-sounding four-character kanji compounds and big words and obscure sayings

please no I have the subtitles off Shinra please no show some mercy I’m begging you nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[one very long 24-minute video later]

Okay, I just learned ten four-character compounds through my blood and tears, and I’m gonna compile them here for anyone else who’s planning to go into the Durarara episode armed with a Japanese dictionary. Avenge me.

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