avenger chickens


Uh, raise the mizzenmast, ship the topsails. That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn’t notice…but we did.

Catch Me (Intro)

Summary: In which a bet leads Bucky to have to catch you every day for a week, no matter what.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 969

A/N: This fic is inspired by this moment in Brooklyn Nine Nine (where Terry drops his coffee mug in order to catch Jake). 

There are going to be multiple parts to this fic and I hope you guys are as excited as me. A lot of fluff is going to ensue from here on out. 

Special thanks to @avengerstories for editing this for me. You are the very best. 

Originally posted by iron-man-captain-dorito

You are walking past the living room when you notice that someone is in there. Abandoning your quest for a sandwich, you enter the room and find Bucky with his metal arm under one of the couch cushions. You don’t even have to ask what he’s looking for. “Lost your earphones again, huh?”

“I didn’t lose them,” he mutters while dropping down to the floor to look under the sofa. “They’ve just been misplaced.”

You cross your arms over your chest and chuckle. “If you say so.”

Bucky abruptly stands up from his position on the floor and fixes you with a hard glare. Most people would probably cower under the scrutiny, but not you. You and Bucky have been butting heads for eight months; a rivalry that began the moment you joined forces with the Avengers. Those eight months have been filled with nonstop arguments, snide remarks, and an overabundance of scowls pointed in each other’s direction.

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Chicken (Steve Rogers x reader)

I’m doing another one with combined requests!

Request:  Hello hello!! Haha I know you probably have a lot of request but can you maybe write one where Steve and the reader were fooling around, playing tag or something and Steve piggybacks the reader. And he was going to set her down but she holds on tightly so he’s squishing her between the couch and him. He tries to get up but the reader doesn’t let go bc it’s comfortable and just fluff haha thank you you lovely person😊 

Can I please have a fluff Steve and Bucky, they have that kind of cuddly and playful relationship (they’re best friends) but in the end one of the boys gets more personal with the reader it’s up to you whichever thank you me love :3

Steve’s fingers dug firmly into your legs as he held on to you, fighting to keep his balance as you thrashed around above him.    

“Hey!  No hair pulling!  That’s fighting dirty!”  Natasha pulled her head back and looked at you with a renewed sense of determination. “You are so going down!”

Bucky’s face turned dark and serious as he helped to steady her balance, “Come on!  Get in there, Romanoff!”  

Thor and Tony were watching from the sidelines, clearly amused that it had taken so long for a victor to emerge.  “Lady (Y/N) is putting up a valiant effort.  They appear to be equally matched in their skills.”  

Tony reached into his pocket, “No way, I’m putting my money on red.”

“This has got to be the most violent game of ‘chicken’ that I’ve ever seen.”  Steve mumbled as he moved forward, returning Bucky’s fierce expression with his own.  “You ready, (Y/N)?”

“Go, Cap!”  Your leg muscles tightened to hold onto Steve’s shoulders as his hands released you, lunging forward to make this a 4-way battle.       

Just as the action began to pick up, Tony’s phone began to ring.  “Oh, come on!  Not now!” He looked down to see who had the audacity to call him at a time like this, when a roar of laughter and a thundering splash came from the pool.

“Son of a bitch!  Who won?!”

A smirk crossed Thor’s lips as he swiftly pulled the fifty-dollar bill from Tony’s hand.

“I did.”


“Stark, thanks for buying the first round!”

“Pfft,”  Tony huffed, “I still don’t know who actually won. For all I know, Thor just stole the cash red-handed.”

Thor then picked up his hammer and gave it a quick swing.  “I should say not!”

“Yeah, he’s clearly still worthy,” Steve said.  “Stealing seems pretty unlikely.”  

As the gentlemen were enjoying their drinks, you and Natasha had been out on the dance floor, and were quickly the center of attention, though not always the good kind.  It only took two men to be taken down as examples to the others before you were free to enjoy yourselves without having to deal with drunken fools all over you.  The men of your team watched as each victim took a hard hit to the floor, knowing full well that you were far from needing their assistance.

“Alright, boys.  Time to show these ladies a good time.  Who’s with me?”  Bucky finished the final swallow of his drink, slamming the empty glass down on the table with resolve.  

Tony jumped up quickly at this, eager to make it a lively evening out.  Steve raised his hands in front of him, declining the offer.  “I’m gonna sit this one out, fellas.  But please, be my guest.”  Thor shook his head, clearly far more interested in his drink than with dancing.  “I do not understand this type of music.”  

You saw the two men approaching and gestured to Natasha to be ready.  Before she could react, Tony grabbed her by the waist and spun her across the floor.  You were pretty sure you heard an actual laugh from her as she was carried out of sight. Bucky was quick to follow, taking your arm and spinning you, then lifting you over his shoulder and flipping you back onto your feet.  He danced with a zealous pace, but you were easily able to keep up, laughing out loud as he took control.

“What’s troubling you, Steve?”  

“Ah, it’s nothin’.” He shrugged his shoulders, watching the ice move at the bottom of his glass as he swirled it in his hands.  “I don’t know…I guess…nah, it’s nothin.” Steve had been watching you intently as you danced with Bucky.  He said he didn’t want to dance, but in reality he wanted nothing more.  Watching you made him ache inside, and the liquor would never be able to quell it.

“If I may,” Thor began, “if you have feelings for (Y/N), you should speak of them to her.  It is clear, even to me, that there is something you are not saying.  Do not be afraid.”

Steve popped one of the ice cubes into his mouth, chewing on it as he contemplated what Thor had said. “Nah, we’re just friends.  I don’t want to ruin that if she doesn’t feel the same.”  He looked back at you and Bucky, still full of energy, now taking control of the floor with Tony and Natasha.  “I just gotta work thru it.”

Keeping his eyes on you, he set down his empty glass and made his way in your direction.  You didn’t see him until he was right next to you and tapped Bucky on the shoulder.  “Alright, kids.  My turn.”

“Aw, Stevie, I thought you’d never ask!”  Bucky grabbed Steve’s hands and pushed him around the floor.  “We might have a fight over who’s gonna lead though!”

Steve quickly broke free of Bucky’s grip and turned to grab you.  You were laughing at the pair, but as the Captain wrapped his arms around your waist, the urge to laugh was gone.  The urge to breathe was gone too.  He stood still, holding you for a moment, contemplating what he was going to do now that he was here.  His eyes brightened and a large grin appeared as he gave you a spin then dipped you backwards, his hands on the small of your back as yours were around his neck.

“You ready (Y/N)?”

“Go, Cap.”


The rest of the evening with Natasha and the boys became more blurred as the night went on; the walk back to the tower seemed so much longer than it was on the way there. Your feet were killing you after hours of dancing in those terrible shoes, and you fully regretted wearing them.  You had decided that you just might never wear them again.

“Steeeeve.  Carry meeee.”

“Wow,” Tony laughed as he walked crookedly behind you, “hold on to that dignity, (Y/N).”  

Steve obliged, kneeling down in front of you so you could hop onto his back.  Wrapping your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck, you marveled at his size and how muscular he really was.  Tilting to the side a little, you rested your head against his shoulder, dozing in and out with the rhythm of his footsteps.

“Thoooor.  Carry meeee.”

Thor followed Steve’s lead, allowing an inebriated Natasha to jump onto his back.  “Jesus, I can barely hold on!  Maybe skip arm day once in while, big fella.”

Tony grabbed his phone from his pocket, rapidly taking photos of the four of you as Bucky critiqued his aim.  “Oh, yes. This will be well documented.  This is how I’m gonna get my money back.”

The tower was dark as your group arrived home.  The others went to their respective rooms, but you and Steve had decided to watch a movie when you got back; the energy from dancing still had your adrenaline going and sleep was a few hours away.  He reached out to turn on a light, but once it was on you both groaned at the harshness of it, so it was turned off just as quickly.

“Alright, hop down.” He was standing in front of the couch so you could fall back onto it, releasing him from your seven-block free ride.


He laughed and began to shake from side to side, hoping you would give up, but you gripped him tighter. “You can’t stay there forever, (Y/N)! I’m gonna win this one!”

“But I like it here!”

Steve sat on the couch, leaning back against you just enough to be uncomfortable for you, but not enough to hurt you with the weight difference he held over you.  “Give up, or I push harder!”

“Ooph!  Not so comfortable anymore!”

“Give up?!”

Despite the pressure against your torso, you laughed with short breaths,  “Never, old man!”

Steve stood quickly and suddenly, reaching back to grab you as he pulled your legs away from his waist. He dropped you on your back on the couch, his eyes now dark and his breath quickened.  He laid himself over you, his legs holding yours in place as he held himself up to look at you.  “What did you just call me?”

“Old…old man…?”  You were stumbling over your words now, barely a whisper.  This had quickly turned into a more intimate, more serious moment in a matter of seconds. You could feel your heartbeat pounding in your chest and your body growing tense as his gaze studied you.

“Do I look like an old man?”

“No,” you whispered.

“No, what?”

“No, sir.”  This was a new side of Steve you hadn’t seen before, and it wasn’t bad.

“Do I feel like an old man?”

“No, sir.”

“How about now?”  he said as he lowered himself, his weight now holding you down.  His lips met yours slowly at first, then growing in intensity and desperation as you responded to him, wrapping your arms around his neck and holding him tighter against you.

Steve suddenly pulled back, his eyes shocked, as a hand firmly patted him on the back and you heard Thor laughing quietly.

“Well done, Captain! Well done.”


Summary: Bucky needs to get away from the city and The Avengers. The one person he knows can help is Clint. \

Tagging: @virtualgirlfriendsan @loricameback @sarabeth72 @marivela14 @mightymelly @angryschnauzer @funnygirlthatgab @harperhug @gwaciechang @bonnie-gates

“Bucky? W-what are you doing here?” Laura asked with a hint of shock. Her brown hair was frizzy from the humidity of the warm spring day in the country.

“Clint said I should come.” I murmured, my shoulders hunched. “But I can go if it’s not a good time.” I added in a mumbled rush. She put two fingers under my chin and lifted my head, my eyes meeting hers. I knew what she saw when her eyes went wide. She saw my reddened eyes and the heavy bags from stress and sleep deprivation.

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Original Sin has gone from a story I was mildly interested in, to a must read

Many years ago (but not as many as you think), the most powerful men in the world voted whether or not to run the world in secret. 

Only one of them disagreed.

They did not.

years later….

Alright now.

New Avengers: The Illuminati: (2006)
New Avenrgers 3 (2013)
Avengers 1 (2013) 

“Tony, I have to finish these papers. Can you go get some eggs from the chicken barn?”

“Nope. Sorry. Can’t do. I’m busy. Counting the grass. And stuff. Yeah. So busy.”

“Tony, I told you many times - there is no reason to be afraid of chickens.”

“I told I’m not afraid of them!! I don’t want to get close to those feathered monsters, that’s all!! And they are Clint’s chickens - he probably trained them to assassinate me or something. Can we go back to New York now?”

“You’re afraid of chickens? What happened? Did they tickle you with their vicious feathers?”

*mimicks Clint* “Did they mimmlmllmlamla….”

“Tony is just not used to farm life. He thinks everything is trying to kill him here.”

“Well … maybe everything is!! Who can know for sure? .. Tony Stark … billionaire, philantrophist … brutally killed by a murderous lambkin!”

*Natasha slaps Clint* “Stop making fun of Tony and go get your eggs!”

“Good luck! … 1000 dollars he is coming back with an eye pecked out.”

“Tonyyy.. What have we discussed about making wagers for a sum higher than 100 dollars?”

“You’re no fun… Fine, seeing that I’m stuck here, can I at least get some booze? Is here a wine cellar or something?”

*comes into the kitchen with sleepy bed hair weee* “What? You think Clint has any idea of wines? He’s a total anti-alcohol-guy! You’re lucky when you see him drink a beer once in a while! But I know a good wine shop up the street! You wanna go there?”

“Bruce?? It’s rich man’s no-fun-area around here! He either mopes around or helps on the farm. No booze, no wine shop! We need to socialize him!”

“Wine shop. Got it. Gonna bring back a few bottles for you losers, and we can get this party started! Bye!”

“Billionaire on the run!! Clint, get your chickens!!”

*snarling noise*

I made this list because i love movies and its for my followers and everyone else on tumblr

A shit-ton of films



The Avengers

Alien (1979)

American Beauty


Across The Universe

Almost Famous

A Bugs Life


The AristoCats

An Education

Alice in Wonderland (2010)


A League of Their Own

Aladdin and The King of Thieves

A Dangerous Method

The Artist



Baby Mama

The Big Lebowski

Beauty and The Beast

Bridge to Terabithia

Big Fish

Back To The Future; Part I Part II Part III

Black Swan 

Big Fat Liar

Because of Winn-Dixie

Brokeback Mountain

Babe (That cute Pig Movie)


The Boondock Saints

Bend It Like Beckham


Bruce Almighty


Billy Madison

Brother Bear

Blue Jasmine

Brave (2012)

Batman Begins



Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon



Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory 

Cast Away


Charlottes Web (2006)

Captain America: The First Avenger

CInderella (1950) 

Chicken Little (2005) 

Chicken Run

Cirque Du Soleil: Worlds Away 

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


Dinosaur (2000)

District 9

Despicable Me

Despicable Me 2

Donnie Darko

Die Hard (1988)



Dumb and Dumber

Django Unchained

Dallas Buyers Club

The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Crystal


The Emperor`s New Groove

Ever After


Ella Enchanted


Eight Below

Easy A

E.T: The Extra Terrestrial 

Edward Scissorhands


Finding Nemo

Freaky Friday

Finding Neverland


The Fall

The Fifth Estate


Gone With The Wind

Galaxy Quest

Girl Interrupted 




The Goonies

The Great Gatsby (2013)

The Great Mouse Detective


Happy Feet

Home Alone

Howls Moving Castle

How To Train Your Dragon



Hocus Pocus


The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The Help

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire


Iron Man

Iron Man 2

Iron Man 3

The Iron Giant

Inglorious Bastards


Interview with a Vampire

Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

The Incredibles



Julie and Julia



Jurassic Park

The Jungle Book


King Kong (2005)

Kung Fu Panda


Kick-Ass 2

Kiki’s Delivery Service


Legally Blonde

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

Lilo & Stitch


Les Miserables

Life of Pi

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea

The Last Unicorn

The Little Rascals

The Land Before Time


Mean Girls

Memoirs of a Geisha

Meet the Robinsons


My Neighbour Totoro

Moulin Rouge!

Men in Black

Men in Black II

Men in Black III


Mars Attacks!

Monsters, Inc.

Miracle on 34th Street

Marie Antoinette

Man of Steel

The Mummy

The Mummy Returns

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

The Matrix

The Matrix Reloaded

The Matrix Revolutions

The Machinist

The Mask


National Treasure

Napoleon Dynamite

Nick and Norah`s Infinite Playlist


The Nightmare Before Christmas



I like that one because Queen Beyonce kicks ass


Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man`s Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World`s End

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Pan`s Labyrinth

Pride & Prejudice

Princess Mononoke



Paranormal Activity

Pretty Woman

Peter Pan (Disney)


Pretty in Pink

Predator (With Ahnald)

The Prince of Egypt

The Princess Diaries

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

The Princess Bride


Quest for Camelot



Raiders of the Lost Ark

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Robin Hood (Disney)


The Road to El Dorado

The Rescuers

The Rescuers Down Under


Slumdog Millionaire


Shrek 2 Shrek the Third Shrek Forever After Star Trek (2009) Star Trek Into Darkness Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron Spirited Away Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Sucker Punch Shaun of the Dead Selena Sherlock Holmes (RDJ) Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Snow White and the Huntsman

Sister Act

Silver Linings Playbook


Spring Breakers

The Silence of the Lambs

Space Jam

The Secret World of Arrietty

The Secret of Kells


The Lion King

The Lion King 2: Simba`s Pride


The Terminator



TRON: Legacy



Thor: The Dark World




V For Vendetta


The World`s End



War Horse

White Chicks




X-Men: The Last Stand

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men: First Class





10 Things I Hate About You

127 Hours

8 Mile

12 Years a Slave

So if you’re like me, you’re staring at the Cap-Iron Man Gift Exchange going “Where do I start? There are so many fics.” To remedy this, I decided to make a list. I can’t quite call it a rec list because I haven’t actually read everything yet. That’s a goal for me. This is more of a category reading guide, I think. But you know what? I think everyone worked really hard on this exchange and there are a ton of fantastic gifts, so lets call it a rec list anyway. I’ve separated it into categories for trope or theme-finding ease. Within each category I tried to follow the order the works were revealed

First up is art. There is some beautiful SteveTony art in this exchange. Go, admire all of it.

Late night sweets (for me! *flails over it some more*)

It’s A Wrap

And breakaway

The Great Reward

Blanket Fort [Art]

ancora imparo

Feel like reading some Identity Porn? (let’s be honest, this is my favorite trope, probably. I always feel like reading identity porn.) - Bam: Four fics!

Your Hand in Mine (616)

Matchmaker, Matchmaker (Or A.I.M. Tries Matchmaking) (MA:A)

To Make Much of Time (616)

of superheroes & swan kings: a rousing tale of action and adventure as only marvels can deliver! (Noir and 3490. definitely high on my must-read list)

Looking for domestic fluff, silliness, or established relationship goodness? Look no further! Seven fics:

Friday I’m In Love (MCU)

Pudding Pop (MCU, Secret Relationship)

The Avengers Tower is Decadent and Depraved (MCU)

Real Life isn’t Quite a Disney Movie (MCU, sing-along fusion?)

Darkened Stars (Comics, Villain!AU)

Gift Exchange (MCU, holiday)

The Reconciliation (ambiguous fandom, Christmas)

Want some angst or intense feels to remedy your fluff overload? Ten fics for that:

Dreams of War, Dreams of Liars (MCU, 34k<–how? How do people write that fast?)

These Cold Nights (616, TW: references to Alcoholism)

It’s Not Your Fault (MCU)

The Wrong Place at the Wrong Time (MCU)

A Postponed Date (MCU)

Paved With Good Intentions (MCU, soulmates, A/B/O)

what wicked penance (616, incursions)

Make-Believe (616, incursions)

things that aren’t broken (616, X-Factor)

The Faint Light of Dawn (MCU/MA:Iron Man)

Do you like supernatural elements? Magic and Fantasy AUs? There are seven of those:

Within the Shadow’s Veil (MCU, Fae!AU)

tasting me like blood in your mouth (616, vampires!)

Spin the Spell (616, magic and love potions)

Pot Calling Kettle (MCU, steampunk)

Sass And Sorcery (616 fantasy AU)

The mystery of Steve Rogers all the way down the Dixie. (MCU and Southern ??)

Leviosa (616, Hogwarts!AU)

There are four kidfics too!

Babyhawke (MCU)

The Holiday Question (University AU, superfamily)

not without you (MCU)

The Sign (ambiguous fandom)

And of course, what would any SteveTony event be without some great Getting-Together flirting and First Kisses? Fourteen more fics featuring pining and falling in love.

Adventures in Team Bonding -or- Steve Rogers’ Guide to Flirting (MCU team fun)

Closer (616 post Red Zone!)

An Alpha for Christmas (MCU, A/B/O, also some Domestic fluff)

Treasure, Explosions and Romance (Marvel Noir)

off with my overcoat, off with my glove (MCU)

Head to Head (616)

Quit While You’re Ahead (Avengers Assemble, Gay Chicken/Undercover Gay)

Roll the Dice and Swear Your Love (for me) (616)

It’s All About Your Perceptions (MCU – Pretend relationship)

The Haircut (MCU)

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (MCU)

In His Image (ambiguous fandom)

Come On, Come On, Settle Down (MCU, Always-a-girl!Steve)

It’s because I Need to, not because I Want to (616, WIP)

Enjoy reading, and have fun guessing who wrote what!