automatic beauty

~ Please do not delete the text, or self-promote, as doing so will automatically disqualify you. ~

Hello beautiful! It has been several months since I chose my fprevious favourites and I have discovered a vast array of absolutely extraordinary blogs since then. So, I am exceptionally happy to announce that I am hosting Ocea’s Updated Favourites, to give these absolutely extraordinary blogs an opportunity to shine! I am looking forward to meeting more darling bloggers and discovering more to-die-for blogs!

RULES

  • Must be following me to be considered. Please do not lie, I will be checking.
  • Reblog this post at least once. Likes will not be counted, but may be used for bookmarking.
  • Do not delete the text, comment or self-promote on this post. Doing so will automatically disqualify you.
  • If you are already featured in my previous favourites, and would like to be considered for this also, you are required to reblog this post. You all have a special place in my heart already, so your chances are exceptionally high!

PERKS

  • A follow from me, if I am not already following you.
  • My friendship! Yay! If you can appreciate the manner in which I articulate essentially every sentence and my seemingly endless (yet predominantly unintended) witticisms and puns, we will get along incredibly well.
  • You will feature on an absolutely darling favourites page.
  • Promos whenever your heart so desires. Provided you are not rude when requesting (for the duration of your reign.)
  • I will queue from you, regularly. You will gain! My followers are absolute gems, they will adore you and you will adore them!
  • I will help you with anything you may need - Including but not limited to blog advice, a non-judgemental and empathetic friend to vent/talk to, reblogging of original content (if it suits my blog style etc), collabs, help with voting and/or campaigning.
  • Random, unannounced promos, just because I adore you. You need not ask for these, they are just my way of expressing my appreciation of both yourself and your flawless blog!

HIGHER CHANCES

  • Reblog this post, more than once.
  • Talk to me, here. I won’t bite, promise!
  • Follow my beautiful Blogs Of January; Eunice (phersian), Christin (meralei) and Mary (cohlet)
  • Follow my secondary blog (selein)
  • Have a similar blog style to me. Although this is not a necessity, it would definitely increase your chances of being selected.
  • Be active, and friendly! If you are selected and I notice that you are mistreating people, you will be removed immediately. I will never tolerate this behaviour.
  • This is not necessary, but you are more than welcome to participate in other promos that I am hosting and/or co-hosting. I remember my applicants quite well.

OTHER

  • Stunning banner made by the beautiful Haniah, you may request one of her creative masterpieces here.
  • Image sourced from tumblr.
  • I will be choosing a generous amount of extraordinarily beautiful blogs to showcase on an aesthetically pleasing favourites page, that you will find linked here when it is completed.
  • If you are selected to feature on the favourites page, and you change your blog style, blog aesthetics, I notice that you are being rude toward your followers/visitors to your blog or you become inactive for more than a week or two, I will not hesitate to remove you from the page.
  • If you are chosen and you decide to change your URL, please do not hesitate to message me here to inform me of the change, so that I can make the necessary adjustments on the page. If you opt not to do so, you will also be removed.
  • I will choose when I am comfortable with the notes. Ideally within about four to six weeks (depending on my schedule.)
  • If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask them here.
  • Please don’t let this flop. If by chance it does, we’re all going to act like this never happened alright? :D


That’s it! Happy reblogging, and if you actually took the time to read this entire post, please know that I already adore you!

Good luck, loves.

Kaelyn. xo

angel au

this contains a mess of ships ok

For whatever reason, imagining an AU where Ethan is a fallen angel really makes me happy? Like Ethan waking up cast down from the sky and he has no idea how to live on Earth, but he bumps into Mark n Amy n Ty n Kat and he ends up just following them around and asking questions about everything?

Ethan with fluffy wings and eyes that glow white when he’s angry? Speaking of wings, Ethan hiding behind his wings when he’s embarrassed or using them to flutter up when Tyler calls him short? Plus everyone automatically finds him beautiful at first sight and Mark has used the “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Line several times because he finds it funny

Angelic Eth not being able to lie? Ever? Which leads to him confessing a lot of things he doesn’t want to, like how he ate the last of the waffles and he doesn’t actually think that hat looks good on Mark and also he’s in love with like everyone on the team, etc.

Plus since it’s really common in mythology for angels to have healing powers? Eth lying in bed with Ty and asking about his kidney, Ty tells him and E just gets really sad and curls up against Ty’s chest? And Ethan is like “you’re okay now” and Tyler doesn’t know what that means but his health has completely improved at his next doctor’s appointment

Or if the first time Eth heals someone is when the rest of the team is super sick and struggling to make videos, Ethan goes to snuggle with them since they’re all sitting in a miserable sick circle on the floor, editing videos. Everyone is immediately like “dude no! We’re gonna get you sick” but Ethan just does it anyways because he’s a cuddle monster and heals them in the process

Bonus if Mark still has red hair when Ethan falls and Eth sees it and get super excited because he wants his hair to look like that! So after a few weeks he finally convinces Mark to take him to the hairstylist but he catches a glimpse of a girl with blue hair and changes his mind? So he comes out of the salon with bright blue hair and angel wings puffed out in happiness, Mark tells him he looks like he’s going to a costume party.

I don’t know why this is specific to this AU but Amy and Kathryn exchanging Eskimo kisses with Ethan? Because they love their blue boy

Plus any time they see a bird in public someone will point to it and say “Look Ethan your mom came back for you”

~ Please do not delete the text or self-promote, as doing so will automatically disqualify you.~

Hello beautiful! I have decided that the time has come to update my queue group! Ocea’s Queueties, much like my initial queue group is specifically created to both showcase a vast array of boho, indie, posh, minimal, modern, luxury and fashion blogs that my beautiful followers and I can queue from at our leisure.

RULES

  • Please be following me. I would advise you not to be dishonest, as I will be checking prior to finalising this page.
  • Reblog this post, at least one time.
  • Do not delete the text, self-promote or comment on this post. Doing so will immediately disqualify you.
  • If you are featured on my previous queue group page and would like to be considered for the updated queue group, you are required to reblog this post.

PERKS

  • A follow from me, if I am not already following you.
  • Your blog will feature on the Ocea’s Queueties members page, that you will find here upon its completion.
  • New blogs to follow, collab with, queue from and fellow bloggers to befriend!
  • A full queue, without fail.
  • My beautiful followers will soon discover your flawless blog, so you are incredibly likely to gain! 

HIGHER CHANCES

  • Reblog this post more than once, you will grab my attention immediately!
  • Have a similar blog style to me.
  • Participate in any or all of the promos I am currently hosting and/or co-hosting.

OTHER

  • Flawless banner made by the beautiful Haniah. You may request one of her creative masterpieces and/or a stunning blog makeover here.
  • Image found on tumblr. It is essentially everywhere and I cannot seem to locate it when I need it. Credit belongs to the image’s rightful owner.
  • I will be choosing a generous number of blogs to feature as my updated queue group. The precise number is unknown, but I would estimate between 20-30 flawless blogs.
  • I will be choosing when I am comfortable with the notes. Ideally within four weeks of the publication date of this post (we’ll see.)
  • Please don’t let this flop. If it does, not only will my queue forever be empty, but we will all be forced to pretend that this never happened. Awks. :D

Good luck, loves. Happy reblogging!

- Kaelyn.

xo

**Please don’t delete the text or self-promote on this post. If you do we will automatically disqualify you**

Hey beautiful souls! Kirsty and I decided to host Gossip Girl Awards, because we just simply love that TV Show. So let’s do it!

R U L E S

- Must be following Kirsty (@nostalgah) and I (@obliviousy)
- Reblog this post at least once (likes only count as a bookmark)
-  Don’t delete the text or self promote on this post

P E R K S

- Two new friends YAAAY!
- A follow from both of us (if we don’t follow you already)
- You will be featured on a fab page created by us (under construction)
- 2 Promos of your choice each week upon request
- Blog advice, html help..

C A T E G O R I E S

- Best icon - Brooklyn, NY
- Best url - Upper East Side, NY
- Best theme - Dan Humphrey
- Best posts - Nate Archibald
- Fave colour scheme - Chuck Bass
- Best new discovery -  Blair Waldorf
- Best overall -  Serena van der Woodsen
- Bori’s fave -  Derena (Dan and Serena)
- Kirsty’s fave - Chair (Blair and Chuck)

H I G H E R  C H A N C E S

- Talk to us (we won’t bite)
- Reblog this post many times - this will make us notice you!
- Have a really cute blog
- Reblog some of Kirsty’s uploads here and mine here
- Apply for Kirsty’s other awards here and mine here

O T H E R

- Banner made by the beautiful and talented @leavingforever//@xlfdesigns
- We will pick the winners once we are happy with the notes
- Good luck and happy reblogging!

You know you love me xoxo, Gossip Girl.

17 disgusting things Trump has said about women:

1. “I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women, I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

2. “Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?” (About Carly Fiorina, his one-time Republican rival, 2015)

3. “(Arianna Huffington) is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man, he made a good decision.” (Twitter, 2012)

4. “Now, somebody who a lot of people don’t give credit to but in actuality is really beautiful is Paris Hilton. I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12, her parents are friends of mine, and the first time I saw her she walked into the room and I said, 'Who the hell is that?’” (An interview with Howard Stern, 2016)

5. (About a 10-year-old girl) “I am going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?” (A leaked recording, 1992)

6. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me, consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” (How to Get Rich, 2004)

7. “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” (Twitter, April 16, 2015)

8. (About his daughter Ivanka) “she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” (ABC’s “The View,” March 6, 2006)

9. (About his wife) “She’s not giving me 100 percent. She’s giving me 84 percent, and 16 percent is going towards taking care of children.” (TIME, May 23, 2011)

10 . After Fox News presenter Megyn Kelly confronted Trump about his disparaging comments about women on live TV he called her “a bimbo” (Fox News, August 2015)

11. “Often when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, 'Can you believe what I am getting?’” (Think Big: Make it Happen in Business and Life, 2008)

12. “I have really given a lot of women great opportunity. Unfortunately, after they are a star, the fun is over for me.” (ABC’s “Primetime Live,” March 10, 1994)

13. (On women) “You have to treat 'em like shit.” (New York magazine, Nov. 9, 1992)

14. “Rosie’s a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.” He has also called Rosie rude, obnoxious, dumb, a pig, and pretty much every other insult you can think of. (About TV host Rosie O'Donnell who blasted Trump for having an affair and leaving his wife)

15. Trump blamed sexual assaults on women in the army on the fact that men and women were working together. “26,000 unreported sexual assaults in the military, only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?” (Twitter, May 7, 2013)

16. “Women are really a lot different than portrayed. They are far worse than men, far more aggressive ” (The Art of the Comeback, 1997)

17. “You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka. My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall, she’s got the best body. She made a lot money as a model, a tremendous amount.” (The Howard Stern Show, 2003)

and I’m sure this cunt has said much more

The signs as types of beauty
  • Aries: Devilish beauty; the kind of beauty that comes from laughter and all things fun
  • Taurus: Hidden beauty, the kind that is modest yet so bright
  • Gemini: Extraordinary beauty; beauty for all things that stand out
  • Cancer: Timeless beauty, the kind of beauty that is so familiar and so recognised
  • Leo: Breathtaking beauty, the kind you notice automatically
  • Virgo: Unexpected beauty the kind that you realise when you least expect it
  • Libra: Pure beauty, the kind you can not fault
  • Scorpio: Edgy beauty, the beauty that comes from something you wouldn't expect, the kind that surprises you
  • Sagittarius: Brilliant beauty, the one that you see in someone's eyes, the way they light up , the way you can see their happiness
  • Capricorn: Soft beauty, the kind that you love to be around the kind that makes you smile
  • Aquarius: Unique beauty, beauty that catches you off guard, the kind you cannot stop thinking about
  • Pisces: Vulnerable beauty; the beauty that comes from wholeness, truth, they way you recognise a truthful person instantly
  • p.s this is not the beauty the signs have, it's the beauty that the signs and their traits remind me most of

This is what I love about OUAT. Belle comes looking for help, she tells Emma and Killian that she’s estranged from her husband, and a few things happen. Emma deems that Granny’s is not good enough, she wants to do better for her friend. But she can’t go right now. So Killian and Belle go alone. And there’s not a hint of worry or jealousy or any of the silly drama that you’d get in some other shows when the main character’s boyfriend goes off alone with a newly-single friend.

Emma wants better for Belle, and doesn’t bat an eyelid at the idea of Killian helping her find that. Because this is a real relationship and real friendship and there’s trust and yeah. I just love that.

OKAY BUT NOW THE AWFUL THING

I’M GOING TO BE MAD ABOUT THIS ALL MY LIFE UNLESS I SOMEHOW FIND OUT THIS ISN’T TRUE

BUT HOW DARE YOU CAST A GIRL AS BELLE

AND THEN PROCEED TO AUTOTUNE HER VOICE

Tic Tac’s is publicly condemning Donald Trump over his recently discovered misogynistic comments about women, including this one:

“I’ve gotta use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her,” Trump says. “You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

you cannot morally oppose the eating of dogs during yulin when you yourself eat cows, pigs, lamb etc. that are probably subjected to equally brutal treatment

“I did try and fuck her. She was married.
I moved on her like a bitch,
But I couldn’t get there.
And she was married.
You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful.
I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss.
I don’t even wait.
You can do anything…
Grab them by the pussy.
You can do anything.”

The President of the United States of America

anonymous asked:

aww see even seb said you're beautiful you shouldn't feel embarrassed by your con pics! tbh i just wanna see the look of complete adoration in your eyes when you actually met seb, being such a hardcore fan heh. the sebastian stan glow as even con workers have referred to it, people have after meeting seb! (afterglow? ;) tbh i find wvery con pic awesome because the fans are SO HAPPY, that makes them automatically beautiful!

Yeah, well, I know Seb was just being nice. He’s a lovely person. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to post my pictures w/ him publicly. I held in my tears until I got back to my hotel room, but I cried after seeing both of them. I literally hate how I look in them and it bums me out. I had such a good experience meeting him. He went beyond my expectations - making the video for my friend and just being so nice. Yes, I have two pictures with him, but I can only look at him in them. I’m sorry and I do appreciate you being SO kind. I really do, but I can’t post them. :( Just writing about them makes me emotional.

Donald Trump recorded having an extremely lewd conversation about women in 2005.

At that point in the audio, Trump and Bush appear to notice Arianne Zucker, the actress who is waiting to escort them into the soap opera set.

“Your girl’s hot as shit, in the purple,” says Bush, who’s now a co-host of NBC’s “Today” show.

“Whoa!” Trump says. “Whoa!”

“I’ve gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her,” Trump says.“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

“And when you’re a star they let you do it,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”

“Whatever you want,” says another voice, apparently Bush’s.

“Grab them by the pussy,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”

In. Credible.