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wanna chat? pt.20

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i’m not dead yet but i’m v close

eponine = alya
enjolras = marinette
grantaire = nino
marius = adrien

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13:04

eponine: dont listen to marinette

enjolras: Ummm????
LIsten to Marinette

eponine: no fuck u

enjolras: :P

grantaire: ????????
what did you do  

eponine: NOTHI N G

enjolras: She tried to chase Chat after the akuma attack and almost fell in the Seine 

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Jonghyun/Taemin; The Great Gatsby; PG

tumblr au where someone keeps sending jonghyun a fanmail with the entirety of the Great Gatsby bc why the fuck not

jjjjong: the only post on their blog says “he lives in an egg” holy fucking shit
Nanaman: Well, i mean, theyre not wrong

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OKAY MILD STELLA GIBSON BREAKDOWN BUT like OKAY i’m watching 2x06 (only the parts stella’s in tho…as if there’s any other way to watch this haha) and LITERALLY like. okay. first off all of this is being autocaps’d by my phone but like. i know stella is very straight-laced and detail-oriented and justice-driven but in this episode she breaches protocol at what could be a crime scene and goes in before an investigative team gets there against an officer’s word because she thinks rose stagg might be trapped in there and like. i know it’s all Detective Superintendent Ice Queen or whateverthefuck but like. though she respects the law she also knows when it’s bullshit. she knows when there are shades of grey and understands that every situation is unique and thinks that going above the law is necessary in some situations. though she’s incredibly competent and just, she still knows when the given definition of doing her job well is false and inhumane.

and then mr man tears jim burns has the gall to say that she should know better than to drop the charges on sally ann, and like…he’s correct in a sense because the only reason they have to drop the charges is like (as he would put it) “feminine hysteria” and he obviously doesn’t get that and can’t possibly get that but stella gets it immediately and knows that, given her past experiences and her degrees (i mean if she’s done anthropology then i’d imagine she’s had some kind of education in psychology, even if minor), that the law is only going to do harm here. and like…though stella prioritizes the law and enforcing it, she cares much more about the wellbeing of the innocent and the grand scheme of justice and as a result was willing to drop these charges. also wild speculation but like..what if she’d had a miscarriage? again jim burns can’t possibly understand (and also makes LITERALLY no attempt to whatsoever) but what if stella could really, genuinely understand? and what if she couldn’t? what if she just felt such deep compassion for sally ann that she could understand the woman’s experience without actually having experienced it? that begs the question, who is more lawful in this situation: jim, who follows the law to a high degree without trying to understand sally ann’s predicament, or stella, who goes above the law because she makes the effort to understand sally ann’s predicament?

anyway stella gibson like. she really gives a shit. she’s the kind of cop who prioritizes the innocent people above the law, and she wants justice to be served but only for the people who have done wrong, not the people for whom the course of justice (mostly judicial, not punishments) will only do wrong by. like…at first i found her kind of odd as a cop because she’s got these nice clothes and a no-bullshit agenda and a high degree of education that could get her by in much more elusive careers, but like…her job fits her perfectly. the problem isn’t stella herself but the lack of ethics within the police force due to the maybe-too-diligent following of the law. or something. idk i just love stella gibson

wanna chat? pt. 12

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holy shit its late

the miracuchat is wild and somehow we got to coffee marshmallow mème frappuccino?? i dont???? what were we even talking about??????????? i feel like this is @frostedpuffs​‘ fault for some reason

(ayy = alya
niNO = niNO
coffee marshmallow mème frappuccino = adrien
flowers are flowery = mari)
((it gets a little confusing so youre gonna want to pay attention to text styles))

goodnight


17:24

something about optimism has changed their name to coffee marshmallow crème frappuccino

niNO: if i can
just
what the fuck

coffee marshmallow crème frappuccino: ;*
ilysm marsh
mwah mwah mwah

niNO: al?????

flowers are flowery: Alya why do you have adriens phone

coffee marshmallow crème frappuccino: um bc he got up to get coffee
i had an opportunity
i took it
pls know that this boy has autocaps and autocorrect on
its v hard to keep up The Aesthetic™

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Me listening to Blue Neighbourhood
  • Me: *listens to cool*
  • Me: Connor's kinda cool
  • Me: *listens to heaven*
  • Me: ok... Connor's basically an angel going to heaven
  • Me: *listens to youth*
  • Me: Connor is pretty young
  • Me: *listens to lost boy*
  • Me: I'm sure Connor has been lost before
  • Me: * listens to for him.*
  • Me: Connor is a boy
  • Me: *listens to suburbia*
  • Me: I'm sure Connor has lived in the suburbs
  • Me: *listens to too good*
  • Me: Connor is so good
  • Me: * listens to blue*
  • Me: I'm sure blue is at LEAST in Connors top ten colours

Much in the way that Maxine always writes in lots of kisses and moments of casual affection for the boys (because she’s One Of Us and probably wanted to make sure they didn’t say “alright see ya later mate *nod*” as a goodbye again on her watch), if anyone ever let me anywhere an Emmerdale script it would literally just look like:

[Liv and Robert hug]

[Aaron and Robert have plotty and serious conversation except Robert also has his hand stuck in Aaron’s hair]

[Robert and Charity take a break from the plot to snipe at one another]

[Robert runs his hand through Aaron’s hair again]

I’m weak and easy to please