autism controversy

Comparisons of Autistic and Not Autistic Individuals at *

Exciting new research is whittling down the differences between people who have Autism and those who do not. We have already proven:

  1. Autistic people hate Marmite. This can be used as a diagnostic test in future, as 100% of the Not Autism Having persons in our test loved it.
  2. Being short is a cause of Autism. (Future studies will test if wearing heels cures Autism.)
  3. Most controversially, this study proves that, contrary to all published guidelines, Autism is a disease that is only found in females. No males at all were observed with Autism.

*Group size: 1 each