author: scotty

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Kirk Friend - The friend that’s always happy but injured 1701% of the time. Super smart and doesn’t want the attention. Illogical™
Spock Friend - The friend that is calm, intelligent and super done with the Kirk Friend but loves them anyway
Bones Friend - Emotional but smart, perceptive and is exasperatedly affectionate for the Kirk friend. At odds with the Spock Friend but in a friendly way. Mom Friend™
Scotty Friend - Needs coffee to function. Incredibly dedicated to what they do. Smol nerd who is constantly cracking jokes and innuendos but can be serious when it’s called for
Chekov Friend - Very smol but can and will kick your ass. Can smart laps around you and is very bubbly. Close to the Sulu Friend and is Energetic™. Gives off an innocent vibe but is actually worse than everybody combined
Sulu Friend - Talented driver. Close with the Chekov Friend and makes bad puns with the Kirk Friend. Smart and likes plants. Gay best friend. Ooh myyyy
Uhura Friend - Queen. Loves all of the other Friends like family. Keeps everybody together and isn’t afraid to beat sense into anybody. Talented roaster. Will verbally burn you and you’ll find out 10 years later. Knows all the words and languages
Jaylah Friend - Doesn’t understand a lot of modern things but knows how to fight like a badass and more importantly like a girl. Super smart and knows how to work. BFFs with the Scotty Friend. Badass makeup. Knows what she’s doing

Au where Scotty is Australian

“Nah, Cap, no chance of getting these engines going in the next hour. We’re up shit creek without a paddle for a while.”

“Turn the bloody heating down, Spock, it’s dry as a dead dingo’s donger in here!”

“I’ll see you tomorrow, Doc, it’s been a day of hard yakka and I’m drinking with the flies tonight.”

“Beam me out, would ya? I’m in the middle of bloody woop woop and I feel like a shag on a rock.”