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hashtagpeeta-deactivated2016110  asked:

yes hello. I sense you might be slightly drunk. would you like a drunk drabble prompt? If so, go with Everlark: college party edition. If not, well, you're lame. ;)

OKAY SORRY c-r-roberts IF THIS IS LAME BUT IT WAS HARD TO CONCENTRATE BECAUSE OF GRAY GOOSE.

FUCKED UP IN FAIRYTALE LAND

Katniss tugged on the hem of the short black dress as she teetered on the sparkly black heels Madge had forced her into tonight as they walked down Vine Street to Bump City.  One of Madge’s sorority sisters had told her about the Fucked Up in Fairytale Land party and Madge had promised it would be better than the frat party they had been at last week where the brothers in their whale pants played beer pong to Nsync’s Digital Get Down and she was forced to drink from old boxed wine and listen to one of the brother’s thrilling tales about the time he didn’t wear his tennis whites on his family’s court.

“Madge, I can’t fucking walk in these things,” Katniss whined as she stumbled over the uneven sidewalk.

Madge looped her arm through Katniss’s in an attempt to steady her, but her own pre-gaming on cheap vodka in the dorm left her equally unsteady, “You are so unprepared for college, Katniss.  I told you that you should have watched those Top Model episodes with us.  Just walk with authority.”

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