The saltwater croc, or ‘saltie’ can be found in saltwater, as its name implies. The freshwater croc, or 'freshie’ can be found in freshwater, but it can also be found in saltwater as its name doesn’t imply, and it just goes to show why crocodiles can’t be trusted’
“‘But evolution is only a theory!’ — Which is true. I mean, it is only a theory, it’s good that they say that. I think, it gives you hope, doesn’t it? That… that maybe they feel the same way about the theory of gravity, and they might just float the fuck away.”
Frank: Have you seen Lord of the Rings? Colin: No. Frank: That trilogy of films, that’s the most successful trilogy of films in all history and you know why? Colin: Why? Frank: It had a happy ending. It won 11 Oscars cause it had a happy ending. Cause Frodo gets the ring and he throws it into the volcano at the end, he destroys it. It’s a happy ending. He gets it back. Into the volcano with that big eye. I don’t know what that was all about. And he destroys it. It’s a happy ending. He goes through all those trials and tribulations but at the end he gets it back. He throws it in. It’s a happy ending. IT TOOK HIM NINE FUCKING HOURS! But he gets it back, he gets it in. It’s a happy ending. It’s happy. It’s a happy ending.