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Free Quill = trouble for Charlie 

when your mom and sister drag you along to do a pap walk with your baby brother and they tell you to act natural but you’re 11 so you just pick up a home&land magazine, open it in the middle and smile at the pages

Submitted by anon - lol poor Austin. Free him too!

things you may have forgotten about austin & ally

• nelson
• “that’s so panda”
• austin literally brought a framed photo of ally to his first awards show
• the cloud watching club
• crime & judgement
• “nice scream, ally”
• “jimmyyyyyy!”
• ally’s baskets are “unbeweaveable”
• dez is related to dwayne wade
• “ew, is that guy really wearing a thong?”
• that time they all got arrested for robbing an ice cream store
• the helen show
• the wanda watson show
• miami h8ter girl
• the butterfly song
• megan simms
• austin collects teddy bears
• pickles the goose
• trish’s full name is patricia maria de la rosa
• “holy unlimited texting, he is so cute!”
• ally wears elbow pads when she makes a salad and goggles when she brushes her teeth
• mimi moon used to be a hand model
• the ally way
• claws dun dun dun
• austin’s fear of umbrellas
• “don’t touch my book!”
• dallas
• cassidy
• billl with three llls
• “guess who got a job at _____!”
• austin and dez both cry at chick flicks
• ally chews her hair when she’s nervous
• “call a pioneer ranger!”
• sonic boom

On Rin's stolen diary

Momotaro Mikoshiba: What does it look like?
Rin Matsuoka: It is the ultimate manifestation of love, passion and every emotion I’ve ever felt in my 18 years on this beautiful Earth.
Sousuke Yamazaki: It’s a ratty pink book with an australian flag on it.

Makoto Tachibana: Remember what you told me that time when we went to the water park and I was scared to go down the giant water slide?
Haruka Nanase: Keep your mouth closed at the bottom, there might be pee in the pool?
Makoto Tachibana: … Yes, but you also said “no matter how scared you are, just push ahead and don’t look down.”
Haruka Nanase: Ah.

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Killer party

Thotful
  • Thotful
  • Cody Simpson
  • Free
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She’s like a medicine to a sick mind
She’ll be a river, so flow with her if you want
She’s like a diamond to a rich man
She’ll be all you need when you’ve got everything and more
She’ll be anything to anyone, but she gives nothing back to me

She’s so thotful, yeah yeah
Thotful as she can be, aw no no no no
She’s so thotful, but she don’t ever think about me
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la li
She’s so thotful, ah no no no no no
But she don’t ever think about me

She gets her looks right from her mama’s side, all right
Her eggs are fried but she will smile and heat your tea
She makes you wish upon a dandelion while she, she picks the money off your tree
She’ll be anything anyone, woah, but she gives nothing back to me

She’s so thotful, yeah yeah
Thotful as she can be, aw no no no no
She’s so thotful, but she don’t ever think about me
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la li
She’s so thotful, ah no no no no no
But she don’t ever think about me
Break it down now

I told her when I grow up I would be a star
So she went down the road and pawned my guitar and said ‘stay home and don’t be a fool’
Then I seen her 'round the corner with a you know who
My man Big Lou, Rolls Royce, top choice
Got a couple houses and a whole lot of toys
But she don’t wanna play with mine
No she don’t, no no no, she don’t want to play with mine

She’ll be nice enough to everyone she meets
Then she’ll gut them till they bleed
Cause she’s so thotful, yeah yeah
Thotful as she can be
Aw she’s so thotful, but she don’t ever think about me
She don’t ever think about me, yeah