austin robert carlile

  • Mom: what do you look for in a guy
  • Me: umm thats a hard question
  • Mom: what do you mean its really easy. Do you want a guy who has lots of money or a guy who is sensitive??
  • Me: hmmm nope no guys like that.
  • Mom: *raises eyebrow*
  • Me: hmmm maybe a guy with lots of tattoos, he has to use the word flaming homos, he has to have brown eyes and piercings, his best friend has to be alan ashby, he has to be in the band Of Mice And Men, his name certainly has to be Austin Carlile
  • Mom: * rolls her eyes leaves the room*
  • Me: * continues listing characteristics and facts about Austin Carlile as I follow my mom around the house after about twenty minutes finally finishes the list* Yeah mom thats what I want in a man
  • Mom: * nods her head and whispers wtf*
Austin Carlile.

I’m still really sad that he left Of mice & men but also very happy because his health is far more important. I’ve been saying for years that he needs to take a break. He pushed himself so hard for his fans, he was so dedicated to us, he was even sick and not feeling good the last time I saw him and still put on an amazing show, I’m so glad I had the opportunity to see him live twice. Of mice & men will always have a special place in my heart, will always be one of my favorite bands, and will always be missed. Austin I hope that by taking a break and focusing on your health that it makes it easier and less painful on you. To all the fans, thank you for being so kind and understanding, because I have seen some messed up things being said about this and that’s absolutely ridiculous, you can really tell who the real fans are. Thanks for giving us great music all these years! Definitely a band to remember! 

Me as a fangirl


Me: Ohh thats so sweet I think its great that he found someone who makes me him happy

- A couple of months later-


Me: * rolls eyes* Okay now you have become a problem

Friend: what happened to im happy for him

Me: that was before i realized that she gets to have sex with him while I’m over here reading smuts every damn day

Friend: yeahhhhh I’m gonna go