aunt quotes

Hospital Starters
  • [ Requested by Anon about a week ago. Warnings for blood, suicidal thoughts, and medical stuff. Thanks! : ]
  • "Hey, you're awake!"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "You hit your head. There was so much blood that I got scared."
  • "Don't try to get up. You're safe here."
  • "I hate this place..."
  • "How could you do this to yourself?"
  • "The world didn't give me a choice, and now, I'm suffering even more!"
  • "You really came..."
  • "I told you I would be here when you woke up."
  • "How many tests did they do on you?"
  • "If I wasn't drugged up, I could tell you the names of every test they do in this place."
  • "When are they going to let you leave?"
  • "They said that I'll be here for a few days. Maybe a week."
  • "What happened to you? You have so many things sticking out of you."
  • "That's what happens when you're dying."
  • "It's probably time to change those bandages..."
  • "You aren't in pain, are you?"
  • "You were in an accident. You almost didn't make it."
  • "That would explain why I feel terrible."
  • "I thought you were dead..."
  • "I'm not dead, am I?"
  • "I didn't know it was this bad..."
  • "I may not live much longer..."
  • "I'm dying..."
  • "You can't die! There has to be something they can do!"
  • "I'm too far gone for any surgery to fix me."
  • "I want you to know that I'll miss you most."
  • "Don't say that! I don't like it when you talk like this..."
  • "I just want it to happen so I don't have to think about it all the time."
  • "I wanted to say goodbye to you one more time."
  • "If you don't get some sleep, I'm going to hit this button and tell a nurse you're bothering me."
  • "Don't abuse that call button!"
  • "You know that button only works every five seconds, right?"
  • "Maybe if I push it hard enough, more will come out."
  • "I get to come home today."
  • "Did you fill out the release forms yet?"
  • "They hooked me up with a bunch of prescriptions. I'm gonna be high as a kite."
  • Aunt May: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
  • Peter: What about the missions?
  • Aunt May: Fine. Other than missions. And no TV.
  • Peter: My TV's broken.
  • Aunt May: Then no computer.
  • Peter: I need the computer for school.
  • Aunt May: Then no... uh...
  • [Glances at Ned]
  • Aunt May: No Ned.
  • Peter: What?! No Ned?!
  • Aunt May: NO NED!
  • Aunt May: When you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush?
  • Peter: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it’s mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
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Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017-), The Wide Window

(s01e05)

Amren is a bedtime story they told us as younglings to make us behave. Amren was who would drink my blood and carry me to hell if I acted out of line. And yet there she was, acting more like a cranky old aunt than anything.
—  Lucien, page 150. A Court of Wings and Ruin, by Sarah j Maas
  • Doctor: Alright, son, do you drink?
  • Peter: No.
  • Doctor: Do you smoke?
  • Peter: No.
  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Peter:
  • Aunt May:
  • Peter: No.
  • Aunt May: You sure?
  • Peter: Yes!