Kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your mother? It’s a great story…that involves 95% about how much I love your aunt robin and the 35 other chicks I banged along the way. Don’t worry though, I will eventually tell you at the very end of my robin love story that I did in fact meet your mother, we loved each other yadda yadda and now she’s dead, I mourned and now what I really want to do is go bang aunt robin
YEYYYY EVERYBODY HAPPY! Except 95% of us!!!!