auldrant

someone: tales of the abyss sucks 

me: what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch? i’ll have you know that i graduated top of my class in the oracle knights and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids against the new order of lorelei and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in fonic artes and i’m the top sniper in the entire order of lorelei. you are nothing to me but another target. i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on auldrant, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying these things to me on the internet? think again, fucker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across auldrant and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you’re fucking dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s not even with mystic artes. not only am i extensively trained in the sigmund style, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the malkuth imperial forces and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent you little shit. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. you’re fucking dead kiddo

im yellin constantine and zatanna burst into felix faust’s house, proceed to beat the shit out of him, then once they found out felix didnt do anything at all they were just like “oh sorry bye”