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AU's I'd love to see
  • You accidentally chained your bike to mine and I can’t leave until you get back au
  • I’m the tour guide on your fancy package holiday au
  • We both really want that parking space au
  • I’m your new neighbor and I’m using your wifi au 
  • I work at the checkout and you’re clearly not old enough to buy that au
  • It’s pouring with rain and there’s space under your umbrella au 
  • There are loads of empty seats on this train but you chose to sit next to me au 
  • I tried to parallel park and hit your car, do you want my details au
  • We live across the street from each other and you really need to get some curtains au
  • I’m an interior decorator and you hired me to fix up your apartment au
  • We’re both actually con-artists trying to scam each other au 
  • You dined and dashed in my restaurant but you left your coat behind au 
  • Please stop picking flowers from my garden au 
  • You left your phone number in the library book I just borrowed au 
  • We turned up to this party wearing the same outfit and you look better in it au 
  • Someone in this building is listening to my favorite song au 
  • I found a USB and it’s full of your holiday photographs au 
  • My hamster escaped and I think he went under your door au 
Library AUs
  • You’re in my spot AU
  • It’s a week before finals and you’re actually sitting in front of one of the computers on a laptop??//??
  • You found me crying in the corner because I have no idea what my assignment even is
  • You keep requesting the book I need so I can’t have it the whole time and we leave each other passive aggressive notes in the margins
  • “Can you please help me reach the book up there? I’m too short to reach it and you’re the hottest tall person I’ve seen around”
  • I don’t mean to sound like a creep but I couldn’t help but notice you borrowed my favourite book and I just wanted to tell you that you’ll love it
  • I don’t mean to sound like a creep but I couldn’t help but notice you borrowed my least favourite book and I just wanted to tell you that you’re gonna hate it
  • Your headphones aren’t plugged in all the way and I can hear your music
  • I fell asleep and you’re the person who woke me up when the library started closing
au ideas i thought of at 4 am
  • were in class and you keep throwing paper balls at me why are you doing this au
  • youre in orchestra and im in band, we take our rivalry seriously but holy shit youre hot so hey while they’re warming up wanna make out behind the curtains? au
  • i really cant chose between wanting to cuddle you and wanting to fuck you au
  • ok so im a celebrity and im single, and youre that one fan i see whos literally hella cute lets date au
  • its 2 AM and im knocking at your window, wake up and lets go on a late-night walk or something idk can we just hold hands already au
  • i didnt bring food for lunch but hey can i have half of your sandwich au
  • were in wrestling class and were partners and were in this really fucking awkward kind of sexual position right now au
  • im totally stronger than you but i let you win that arm wrestling contest au
  • we stayed up all night in bed texting each other and while i was confessing my feelings to you i passed out so all i left you with was “i kind of…” and thats it au
  • were in drama and we have this kiss scene together, i dont think i mind this one bit au
  • we did a trust fall but you were too weak to fully catch me au
  • were getting it on in bed and you fucking keep on whispering memes into my ear please stop this au

Random List of AU’s

  • Accidentally called a phone sex line but you picked up and I didn't recognize your voice AU
  • Whoops I fell smack into you and we both fell over on this crowded bus AU
  • I’m going on a huge trip and we’re sitting on the airplane together AU
  • Accidentally read your diary AU
  • Im an art student and you’re one of the models AU
  • Youtuber AU
  • You’re a member of my brother’s band AU
  • We keep running into each other, everywhere and it’s scaring me AU
  • It’s always just us two on this school bus but we sit so far apart from each other AU
  • We both got hurt and we’re sitting in the ER comparing stories AU
  • We were in middle school together and highschool and now we’re in college together goddammit AU
  • Teacher/Student AU
  • Im a good girl with high standards from my parents and you’re the local criminal under house arrest, but I like you AU
  • We both hid in a changeroom in the mall when it closed for the night AU
  • I’m gonna help you move AU
  • I sent nudes to the wrong number AU
  • We both run food trucks next to each other and we’re competing somewhat AU
  • You come to this ice cream shop everytime you’re feeling down, which is often. Like a lot. AU
Nature AUs

I got caught in the rain while walking home and I saw you dancing in the rain in the park and you invited me to join you AU

When it’s really sunny I like to walk around with an umbrella because I burn easily and today I saw you doing the same thing as me and when we passed each other on the sidewalk we stealthily nodded AU

It’s super windy and that poor girl’s dress keeps flying up so you and I are using our bodies to shield her from the pervs AU

It’s snowing really hard and it’s super late and my car broke down in front of your house can I come in please I promise I’m not a rapist or a robber AU

I’m your neighbor and you have a big ass oak tree in your yard that sheds leaves all over my yard and you came and collected all the leaves and brought them to your yard and made a huge pile and played in it for an hour and you are an ADULT why are you so damn ADORABLE AU

Whenever there’s a thunderstorm I like to go outside and hold an umbrella above my head to see if I’ll get struck by lightning and I’m wearing a fuzzy sweatshirt and I jus static shocked myself and I thought it was lightning so I jumped really high and squeaked like a smol child and you saw and now you’re laughing your ass off AU