SCREAM S3 HUMOR
Previously on Scream
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Emma in College probs be getting started at and shit for being the final girl and the girl probs be like “fuck this!” and leaves the class cause she needs a break.
Audrey staying with Gina in Murdervile, Gina just glaring at Audrey trying to get in touch with Emma, Audrey trying not to punch bae in her face.
Brooke trying to get a hold of Stavo but he won’t pick up cause he most likely suckin faces with Noah, if he didn’t go to New York with her after all that fuss then fam nostavo is bangin, but she’s like Well whatever, looks at hot professor and my girl gets her smug look on cause good dick potential.
Noah poor sunshine child just probably trying to get horny ass Stavo off of him cause they got to meet up with a new Editor most likely cause Jeremy is dead and i’m salty.
Stavo finally gets his horny sexy ass off Noah and they go meet up with the new Edior but the editor probably wants a my way or no way deal and bitch about the way the boys do things or something.
Then there’s a lot of fucking killin and Ghostface harass my girl Emma again but she’s like, “HAHA JOKES ON YOU BITCH IM NOT IN LAKEWOOD” then ghostface tracks her and calls up her peeps like who the fuck is it this time!
Looking back, I can’t remember the truth. I blew everything out of proportion so I could feel the hurt and betrayal and write about it in vivid detail. It was my own method of torture. My own undoing; and I enjoyed every second of it.