Vampirestuck Caliborn Audition

Name: Leon

Age: (min 15) 16 (it says I’m 15 on the cast page as eridan, but my birthday was a while back and i forgot to tell anyone whoops)

Pronouns: He/They

Main Tumblr: eridan-ampoola

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Gif:

Answer all applicable questions with gif response

General:

Tell us a little about yourself?

CALIBORN. PSYCHIC VAMPIRE. ARTIST OF MuLTIPLE DICIPLENRIES. CLAYMATION, HOT ANIME BOYS, PIANO, AND OH SO MuCH MORE. BORN uNWANTED AND YET MORE WANTED THAN MY GROSS SISTER. I’M SKILLED WITH A GuN.

I FEED OFF OF A HuMAN’S WILL TO LIVE RATHER THAN BEING A  BORING ASS BLOOD SuCKER. I PLAY WITH HuMANS RATHER THAN HIDE LIKE A BITCH. I’M THE MOST INTERESTING VAMPIRE ON THE PLANET. AND I ENJOY LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH.

If you could tell your past self one thing what would it be?

YOu WILL BE TRAPPED BY SOME DuMB HuNTERS. THEY WILL BE EASY TARGETS BuT WILL CHAIN YOu TO THE WALL. THEY WON’T REALIZE YOu DON’T FEED ON BLOOD. DON’T DRAIN THEM uNTIL *AFTER* THEY uNCHAIN YOu FROM THE WALL. uNLESS YOu WANT A BAD ASS FAKE LEG.

What do you think of the other side?

DuMB. STuPID. NO DRIVE TO ACTuALLY KILL ANYONE. THE LAST PART MIGHT BE A ME THING. HAHAHA THEY DON’T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST uS. WE CAN KILL THEM IN AN INSTANT. THEY RuN AROuND LIKE CHICKENS WITH THEIR HEADS CuT OFF BECAuSE THEY DON’T FuLLY uNDERSTAND HOW TO KILL ME. I’M A PATIENT MAN BuT EVEN I GET TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE CLIMAX OF MY STORY.

Vampires:

We’re you born a vampire or were you turned? What was your life like before this?

BORN THIS FuCKING WAY. IF I WASN’T YOu’D SEE ME SuCKING BITCHES DRY VIA NECK NOT SOuL. “OHOHO” YOu LAuGH TO YOuRSELF. “BuT HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN YOuR STuPID HuMAN SISTER?”
“WELL” I GENIuSLY REPLY “WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN DON’T LOVE EACHOTHER VERY MuCH. WERE NEVER MARRIED. AND JuST ENJOYED DANCING IN SHEETS. YOu END uP WITH uS FuCKS.”

Do you feed off humans or try to find another way?

RIGHT BECAuSE I CAN FEED ON A FuCKING COW. OH HELLO CREATuRE WITH LESS THAN HuMAN EMOTION. LET A FELLOW CREATuRE THAT FEEDS ON YOuR WILL TO LIVE. GET THE SAME SuBSTANCE FROM YOu AS ACTuAL HuMANS. SIKE. THAT’S NOT FuCKING HAPPENING!!!

How do you feel about being a vampire?

WHAT? AM I SuPPOSED TO RESENT IT? OH NO I CAN’T BE FOuRCED INTO DuMB SHIT LIKE SCHOOL. I WON’T EVER LIVE A “NORAML” LIFE. YEAH GROSS BARF. FuCK THAT NOISE. I CAN FuCK WITH PEOPLE ALL I WANT AND NEVER BE BORED.

(( OOC:

I’m a Nightmare dressed like a Gay Meme’ ))