audio tour

the signs as 2000′s songs

Aries:  Missy Elliott, “Get Ur Freak On”

Pisces:  Nelly, “Hot in Here”

Taurus:  Chamillionaire, “Ridin’”

Gemini:   Destiny’s Child, “Bootylicious”

Cancer:  Shakira, “Hips Don’t Lie”

Leo:  M.I.A., “Paper Planes”

Virgo: Pussycat Dolls , “Don’t Cha”

Libra:  Avril Lavigne, “Complicated”

Scorpio:  Amy Winehouse, “Rehab”

Sagittarius:  Kelis, “Milkshake”

Capricorn:  Britney Spears, “Oops!…I Did It Again”

Aquarius:  Gwen Stefani, “Hollaback Girl”

If Tour Doesn't Kill You, I Will
  • If Tour Doesn't Kill You, I Will
  • PUP
  • The Dream Is Over
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For a second, let’s be honest
Nothing will clean your filthy conscience
Everything you do makes me wanna vomit
And if this tour doesn’t kill you, buddy, I’m on it

Why can’t we just get along?

Clean Speech in London
  • Clean Speech in London
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“Let me tell you, people are mean to each other, but no voices are as mean as our own voices are to ourselves. Is it true or is it false? It’s true, right? Every day when you look in the mirror and your mind is telling you all the things you’re not, if those things are you’re not cool enough, you’re not pretty enough, you’re not popular enough, you’re not successful enough, you’re not special, you’re not wanted, you’re not unique…those are NOT the things you are not. Let me tell you the things you are NOT, okay? You are NOT somebody else’s opinion of you. That’s what you’re not. You are NOT going nowhere just because you are not where you want to be yet. You are NOT damaged goods just because you’ve made mistakes in your life. Those are the things you’re not. Let me tell you the things that you ARE. Would you like to hear the things that you are? You are you OWN definition of beautiful and worthwhile and no one else’s definition. You are wiser, stronger, and smarter because you made mistakes in your life, not damaged. And lastly London, England, you are someone who is probably standing here tonight going through your own battles, fighting your own ghosts, trying to cover up your own scars, stressing about your own stresses, but - rather than wallowing in them, you got up, you put on an awesome outfit, and now we’re all standing here together having the best time of our lives at a concert on a Saturday night! That’s what you are!”