The 104th cadets are suspecting Erwin and Levi as the muffler and underwear thief.
Characters: Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Jean, Sasha, Connie, Erwin & Levi
from 14:14 - 17:13
Erwin: I swear upon the victory of mankind, I would never do…..
Levi: The one who has the muffler is him *refer to Erwin*
Levi: Let’s cut this out! This is getting troublesome, Erwin! You guys listen, he *refer to Erwin* drank too much to the point he couldn’t remember anything. And then, when he woke up in the morning, somehow the muffler was wrapped around his neck, that’s all to it
Erwin: I’m sorry, to drag this to such a mess, I was about to tell everyone but I hesitated, it seems to be a wrong decision, I should have told you all from beginning. But rest assured, your precious muffler is safe within the vault
Eren: Such things, don’t tell me, commander is a pervert
Sasha: There is a saying don’t judge person from appearance only
Erwin: That’s a misunderstanding! I swear, I didn’t steal the muffler, moreover, regarding Armin’s underwear, I am really innocent!
Erwin: What? Is the anything else? I am not hiding anything anymore!
Connie: Wha…no..it’s not that… it’s not only about how drunk commander was, but for someone who is capable to steal her muffler without Mikasa’s notice. Additionally, to wrap it around commander’s neck, that person must be not a normal pervert, that’s my opinion
Eren: You’ve got point here
Jean: Moreover, before that, that person must be highly skilled in order to be able to snatched Mikasa’s muffler, among SC members the person who fits the criteria is…
Levi: Why all of you are looking at me?!
Erwin: Levi… You…
Levi: Even you are suspecting me now? You gotta be kidding! Moreover, how did it come to this? What would I gain from doing such things (stealing the muffler)?
Eren: Captain… just for our confirmation, what is your alibi last night?
Levi: I told you already, cleaning!
Eren: Where did you clean?
Levi: The public bathroom
Eren: Public bathroom… that means
Sasha: It’s the place where Armin’s underwear got stolen
Levi: You bastard…
Eren: Captain, from what time to what time was your cleaning duty time?
Levi: Tch, last night until this morning
Eren: Was there any witness?
Levi: Huh? Who was going to be there? If there was people there, I would have not been able to clean the bathroom.
Eren: That is not count as alibi, captain! It’s fine, just tell us the truth
Levi: Eren! Aren’t you having too much fun with this? Oi, Erwin! Tell these idiots, I have no interest in women’s muffler or man’s underwear! Oi, Erw… you…
Levi found out that he had mistakenly used Armin’s underwear as wiping cloth
Characters: Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Erwin & Levi
Erwin: What is it?
Armin: It’s about my underwear… when I placed back the examination answer sheet earlier, I thoroughly checked whether I have left any proof (that he sneaked in to Erwin’s office), during that time I didn’t spot my underwear here…
Erwin: That, even if you asked me…
Levi: When you said underwear, did you mean the wipe cloth on your hand?
Armin: Wipe cloth?
Levi: If it is so, then it was me who threw away that wipe cloth (at dustbin in Erwin’s office).
Armin: Captain is?
Levi: I found it on top of the drainage last night while cleaning the public bathroom, so I thought it was a wipe cloth and use it. After that, I proceeded to clean the dining hall but Erwin called me. Then, because I have been keeping it with me, I just threw it here when I came to Erwin’s office.
Armin: My underwear was used as wipe cloth?
Eren: But it is a relief right?
Mikasa: It is still better than stolen by a pervert.
Armin: But…a wipe cloth?
Eren: Don’t be so sad, Armin. Hey, let’s go!
Levi: Oi, wait!
Erwin: What is it? Please spare me from any further matter.
Levi: That’s not it…so does it mean that I had wiped the dining hall with unwashed Armin’s underwear?
Eren & Armin: [gasp]
Levi: Tch [wipe hand on Eren’s shirt]
Eren: Wait captain! Please don’t wipe your hand on my shirt!
Levi: Eren, the entire dining hall need to be cleaned again and you are going to finish it by lunch time.
Eren: That is impossible! I…I need to study! Right Armin, Mikasa? Say some…why they are not here???
Happy birthday cherrymoyaya !!! I know this is late, but I hope this will cheer you up! You’ve been working hard lately, so enjoy some humor in this gag drama CD!
honestly ive been here for the release of 4 one direction albums and every year in the days leading up to the release people will post gag audios and tell you its a new 1d song as a joke and tbh i still fall for every single one and every time i press play in anticipation rick astley tells me that we’re no strangers to love and i get so sad. this has happened probably more than 50 times. i fall for it every time. how many times am i going to have to listen to whatmakesyouhaha.mp3 instead of a new 1d song before i realize that all of you are liars.