au: les mis

Ok ok but

Enjolras and Grantaire as judges on the Voice.

Enjolras, lead singer of Les Amis, famous for his socially charged songs and his red jacket.

Grantaire for his unique voice and approachable nature. Also the oldest judge on the show (and the one with most wins).

Just.

Good nature bickering and/or flirting during and between takes.

Enjolras and Grantaire as judges on the Voice.
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As World War II beckoned, the allied nation’s people needed someone to rely on, they needed a hero,” A narrator says over speakers, while they pass a wall full of Enjolras’s stats- His pre-serum self versus his post-serum self. He watches as a father lifts his little boy high to be as tall as the life-size picture of him on the wall. “And so, Julian Enjolras became Captain Libertè, and he along with his troop, the Howling Commandos, defeated Guillmere, the leader of a sub-Nazi group, Patron Minette, that dealt with human testing amongst other terrors.”

Enjolras’s heart stops as he sucks in a gasp.

Best friends since childhood, Sebastian Grantaire and Julien Enjolras were inseparable on both schoolyard and battlefield. Following Captain Liberté into the jaws of World War 2, Sergeant Grantaire is the only Howling commando to give his life in service of the Allied Forces.

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!

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was doing sketch requests on mah twitter & @mrcutio asked for ‘bahorel doing a sick kickflip’ and then this…. turned into Les Amis: Primary School Origins

i don’t know anything about kickflips and neither does bahorel, luckily feuilly doesnt seem to mind 

  • so the first meeting Marius brings Cosette along to 
  • (obviously everyone loves her bc she’s a ray of sunshine)
  • only Enjolras and Grantaire don’t come to say hi bc they’re red faced and screaming at each other
  • R is stood on a chair in order to maintain eye contact 
  • “YOU’RE A WANKER” “COME AT ME WHEN YOU HAVE A GENUINE ARGUMENT” “OOOH BOY! YOU WANNA SEE A PROPER ARGUMENT?” “WEAK!!” “”YOU’RE SO FUCKING INFURIATING” THE FEELING’S MUTUAL, TOSSER”
  • poor Cosette,, so small… so confused.,..,
  • “oh man it’s so sad you don’t all get along, they must really hate each other to be shouting like that!!”
  • Courf kind of just squints at her for a while the says
  • “well they’ve been married for three years so”

enjoltaire soulmate au in which your world is black and white and when you touch your soulmate for the first time you can finally see colour

enjolras never believed in the whole ‘soulmate’ thing and didn’t think it was necessary to shake hands with people you meet for the first time
him meeting grantaire and automatically ignoring him bc he’s always drunk and doesn’t believe in his cause
then on barricade day grantaire asking enjolras ‘do you permit it?’ and enjolras finally smiling and taking his hand

the last thing he sees before the guns go off is grantaire’s piercing blue eyes

Enjolras just has a “;)” as his soulmate tattoo
He’s always wondered how someone can literally say an emoji but then Grantaire comes in to a meeting one day like
“Semicolon Right-parenthesis @ you blond dude”

Enjolras literally wants to die

Hogwarts Dating

Enjoltaire Edition

  • Muggleborn Grantaire trying every iconic and cheesy muggle pick-up line on Pur Blood Enjolras who’s ever heard them
  • Enjolras snuggling into Grantaire’s Ravenclaw scarf in winter and not giving it back until late spring
  • Quidditch commentator R who never fails to points out how fabulous Enjolras’ butt looks on that “new” broom he got two years ago before someone take the mic away from him
  • They got their first detention together when Grantaire got punished for doodling in class:
    • “Mr. Grantaire, since you’re so manual you’ll polish everything in the Trophy Room.”
    • “My hands are so good at polishing stuff, sir.”
    • Enjolras snorted so loud he got detention as well
  • Grantaire once sent Enjolras a musical card for his birthday and Enjolras was very confused because??? There isn’t??? Magic involved???
  • Enjolras spending a couple of weeks at Grantaire’s in the summer and Grantaire introduces him to muggle rock and all the bands he grew up with. Enjolras looking at static pictures of baby Grantaire with a fond smile
  • Enjolras couldn’t figure out what his amortencia smelt like until he held Grantaire close for the first time and made the connection
  • Grantaire’s cat loves Enjolras so much he’ll sometimes spend the Slytherin dormitory, sturting all the way to Enjolras’ bed with a doodle stuck in his collar

ok so has anyone ever considered stage actor enjolras and techie grantaire??? 

some important points

- grantaire most definitely plans his lighting cues exactly when they make enjolras’ hair glow like a halo

- enjolras always playing the leading man/love interest characters because he’s just so beautiful and has the voice of an angel

- because of all the women that he very convincingly kisses on stage, grantaire is so sure he’s straight

- this doesn’t stop grantaire from flirting with him whenever possible (and most definitely missing sound and light cues because of it)

- when costumer jehan tells grantaire that enj is gay as hell, he couldn’t be happier

- stage manger combeferre is definitely done with all of the pining and shit like come on guys its distracting from the show

- enjolras’ fellow actors cosette, courfeyrac, musichetta, and marius keep trying to tell enj that grantaire likes him, dammit, but enj is having none of it. theres just no way, and besides, itd distract from the show

- the very small pit of éponine, joly, bossuet, montparnasse, and floreal (who i really should talk about more)

- feuilly is the set designer and he builds them with the help of his boyfriend bahorel and they are killing it

- valjean is the director

- no, cosette got in on pure talent

- valjean aint about that favoritism life yes he is