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Night and Day [Submission]

Author: kim-jignog

Genre: smut, Pole Dancer!AU

Rating: NC-17

Length: Threeshot

Summary: Kyungsoo crushes on the barista named Jongin by day and the stripper named Kai by night.

Admin J: So much research went into this so you’d better appreciate this yall!! As always, amazing characterisation, witty dialogue, poossy-poppin smut yet sweet as candy gaaah i lov prn with feelings  

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the name

a/n: celebrating 150th bts drabble/fic ^~^

nobody really understood why, the whole mechanics of it. the strategic yet natural amalgamation of arteries and blood vessels that materialized across the oh so delicate skin of the inner wrist in raised scarlet script.

the human body was a curious thing. and even in the twenty-first century, our modern scientists had not yet been able to figure out exactly why it was that we were born with our soulmate’s names engraved upon our very flesh.

nothing extravagant, nothing so noticeably garish and tasteless like a drunken mistake of a tattoo the youth of the nation were prone to partake in.

a tiny little thing it was, half an inch at best, formed in neat red cursive along the path of the sinuous veins that flashed just barely through the transparency of the skin.

when min yoongi was born to the world, his mother despaired.

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just some guys i named my pokemon after. everyone else was named after the tenipuri fellas ohoh

at first, i only meant to draw hanamaki and treecko, but then i wanted to draw out the other third years, too………..

GUIDE TO UNDERTALE FANS

Regular fan: As regular as they get, that is. Loves the game and it’s characters, has some favorites and ships Alphyne and Papyton (probably). Enjoys some NSFW now and then and is basically pretty cool. There aren’t much of them around, though.

Sans fan: Positively obsessed with Sans. Spends their days reading SansxReader fiction, listening to NSFW Sans audios and has ‘Megalovania’ as their ringtone. Has considered masturbating with a blue lava lamp. Make up half the fandom. Avoid them, unless you’re a Sans fan yourself, then you’ll become great friends. 

The AU lover: LOVES the alternative universes of the fandom. Underswap, Underfell, Outertale: you name it and they are already obsessed with it. Are desperately trying to think of an au that hasn’t been done yet. Not bad people, but it’s a shame some forget about the actual, canon Undertale. 

The Alphyne enthousiast: Although pretty much all fans ship them, these take the term ‘One True Pairing’ to a whole new level. Alphyne is all they talk and blog about and all they draw or write. Nice people, but the gillplay is a bit odd, guys. 

Mettaton fan: The equivalent of the Sans fan, but replace the skeleton with the robot. Are a bit more chill than Sans fans, but do not ever in your life EVER claim that Mettaton isn’t transgender. They will go full superwholockian on you and threaten that ‘nobody will ever find your dead body again’.

The sinner: Wants to fuck all the characters. Goatdad, Flowey, Undyne, even the sweet and pure Papyrus, no-one is safe. They’re funny people and you’ll enjoy hanging out with them, if you can get past the nastiness. 

The cinnamon bun: Opposite of the sinner. Dislikes all sad endings, evil au’s and undertail. Never did a no-mercy run, in fact, refuses to full reset after their pacifist run. Just wants the characters to be happy. Please protect these pure beings.

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I live for Coffee Shop A.U, they are gods gift to humanity.

All credit goes to gaymergirls, for their awesome text post!

where are the ridiculous hamilton aus?? do you all realize the situations we can be putting the founding fathers in. hamilton coffee shop au. aaron burr, beleaguered shift leader, slides up to disgruntled new employee alexander after he’s been vicious to a customer and hisses “talk less! smile more!” in the corner, peggy schuyler throws away yet another cup with her name misspelled.

Link below

http://gaymergirls.tumblr.com/post/131245882236/where-are-the-ridiculous-hamilton-aus-do-you-all

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[yet to be named]

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Hello kids! Here, have some angst ~   (ノ゚∀゚)ノ⌒・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*☆

My first Miraculous Ladybug comic for the My Little Lover AU! I don’t have a name for it yet because I’m not creative, buuuut if you have any suggestions I’ll be glad to read them~

Hope you guys enjoy it~

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Sketches from my twitter.

Well, I’ve started reading another Evil_Little_Dog’s fic “Writing Names on Dragons Wings” (oh my, they’re one of my favorites in writing fanfictions)

And there I saw @dzioo was mentioned, and her art is there?! And her name reminds me of How to Train Your Dragon mostly (FMA ofc too), so I was thinking about FMA/HTTYD AU/Crossover thingy, and doodled these.

I haven’t decided yet to deprive Ed’s leg or not in this one? He has his arm at least :D

/Since Krisar is the anxious/hot mess trollsona, I made Merree to be the happier/handsome one. LOL.

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I got this idea in my head that the Grim’s size sometimes shifted a little based on its mood and possibly how recently someone nearby died or something supernatural like that idk.

This happened.

Second time I stayed up late drawing this old fart and his doom doggy.

The Grim (which still doesn’t have a name yet I think?) belongs to @notllorstel.

aphjapanislife  asked:

(you're still killing me with these awesome aus) can we have some spa au headcanons?

LAUGHS MANIACALLY OH GOD I HATE SPA AU I’M GONNA DROWN IN IT

  • Altea Spa - owned by Allura’s family
  • Keith is a masseur/massage therapist
  • I mean with arms like those - HOO BOIII
    • Seriously his massage technique is amazing
    • People who’ve had him as a masseur always ask for him again
    • what are his hands made of 
  • Lance is a lifeguard hAAAA 
    • just started working at the spa
    • took over Shiro’s original shift as lifeguard
    • BACKSTROKES FOR DAYS
    • likes to teach kids swimming when he has time/or is off-shift
  • Keith KoGAYIN IT UP WHO THAT NEW HOT LIFEGUARD GODDAMN HE’S SO CUTE
    • highkey he wanna give those tan lean shoulders a good massage ;‘^)
  • when Keith is off duty he will try and do anything he can to just peak over at Lance working
  • Keith doesn’t even kno Lance’s name yet - he’s so fuckin gay
    • keith is just a pining gay baby in this AU
  • Esthetician!Hunk GOOD LORD 
    • wanna kno how Lance keeps his skin beautiful and unblemished? 
      • it’s Hunk
    • Hunk knows all the ways through skincare and is skilled in giving skin treatments and facials
    • Crowd favourite in the spa ;)
    • You literally feel better about yourself once you’ve done a session w/ Hunk
    • he also helps carry deliviries for the spa when he has time 
      • he’s rewarded with free deserts at the food area because he’s a special angel
  • Pidge is a nail technician (manicurist/pedicurist)
    • Likes gossiping with their clients during sessions
      • “That’s why their glasses are so big - it’s full of secrets” -Hunk at one point
      • who needs knives when you’ve got sharp nails to claw out the eyes of your enemies
      • Allura LOVES having Pidge for sessions
        • they talk for hours non stop
      • loves catching Keith when he has a stare-session on Lance
        • Pidge: *makes a clawing gesture* Go get ‘em tiger
        • Keith: SHUT UP PIDGE
      • Will take any chance they get to do the “nya” joke because of this
  • YOGA INSTRUCTOR SHIRO GOODBYE
    • was originally the spa lifeguard but was then taken over by Lance
    • now teaches yoga sessions
    • highkey thankful he does this now because it helps him de-stress since he has to put up with those kids everyday
    • Allura likes to join Shiro’s yoga sessions a lot because even she can only handle so much
    • Tfw everyone that joins Shiro’s yoga sessions just like to stare at his ass majority of the time (who can blame them tbh)
  • SPA MANAGER/CONCIERGE CORAN
    • more like Mr. Moseby 2.0
    • IS THE BEST BOSS ANYONE COULD EVER ASK FOR
    • tbh if anyone deserves a break it’s him - someone save coran
  • can we just….steam room shenanigans

ASJDHFSKFS THIS IS GETTING TOO LONG AND MY FACE IS GETTING HOT SO IMMA LEAVE THIS AT THAT HAHAHA FUKC IM DEAD 

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“You have proven to possess the resolve of a true hero. I am Oman Au, the creator of this trial. I am a humble monk, blessed with the sight of Goddess Hylia and dedicated to helping those who seek to defeat Ganon. With your arrival, my duty is now fulfilled. In the name of Goddess Hylia, allow me to bestow this gift upon you… Please accept this Spirit Orb.”

- Monk Oman Au in a Shrine of Trials | The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild