au pair shit

  • Person A: Hi, I'm (A)
  • Person B: Hi, you're hot... NO! I-uh mean,... it's hot in here? Yeah, you must be hot too.
  • Person A: we're outside in the middle of winter...
  • Person B: ...
  • Person A: Actually, you look pretty hot in that jacket, maybe if you grace me with your name, you could take it off at my place. 😉
  • Person B: 😳 uh, oh! Yeah- yes,that sounds, yes... I'm (B)!
  • Person A: *giggles* ok (B), this way.

lmao guys and now i’m writing a bbs hp college au centering on delirious i have 0 self control


  • panel question: if you were stranded on a deserted island who would you take with you?
  • katrina: i would take felicity and the lance sisters. *laughs* 'cause i like blondes..

Honestly, I think it’s kinda funny that you waste
Your breath talking about me
Got me feeling kinda special really (so this is what your all about)
- Ke$ha

This is how Levi and Eren vent their frustrations: cleaning the fuck out of their dorm room, listening to the girliest hate songs and singing at the top of their lungs.

Demigod AU

So I don’t have it all mapped out fully but basically in the demigod au Usagi is the unknowing son of of Hachiman, the god of war in Japan who’s worshipped by a lot of samurais especially (in this au hachiman is probably a rabbit obviously). As a result, while Usagi trained normally, he also had exceptional skill and powers (like jumping from high heights and whatnot), and once he gets his daisho, his swords become just as powerful, that one strike can send an army of men flying back if he so pleased. His true power comes through once he gains his daisho. And as a result of being a demigod, he’s immortal, and lives through all the civil wars of the 17th century and lives through each century that follows and because of his power, he mostly just helps out in Japan, he becomes their hero.

What a witch to be engaged to...!

Halloween story for you guys! With adorable gruvia fluff and so much idiocy that only I can manage to write in one piece. Have fun!; No.: 27; over 2.2k words and in the end there’s a little nsfw-ish hint… But just a hint! (and a tiny bit of bad language.) Gruvia, a cute witch who wants to steal souls x a random guy who’s engaged with her by the Universe bc of soulmate bond AU.

{Nalu} | {Gajevy}

She’d never thought about the possibility of her soulmate being a human. Like a real, sexy one – with skin white as snow, raven hair tousled on the pillow as he slept without care to the world; and muscles so lean and defined that she started drooling over it, like literally. And the most important – and alas disturbing – thing, he was without magic.

And clothes, by the way.

It was on the very same level of weird as Lucy’s junk food loving vampire boyfriend.

However Juvia still didn’t understand the pull in her body toward him, and the little voice whispering in her ears. The same smooth voice that declared numerous times already, that he undoubtedly was her soulmate, so her soon-to-be-spouse. She honestly didn’t have a single clue how one of her ancestors ended up to that conclusion.

For crying out loud, she just wanted to steal a soul or two for her brand-new love potion! And then, she realized: she was unable to see the soul of this man.

Who was currently sleeping in very naked.

Her life energy sizzled at the thought within her chest, the globe of energy rising and urging her forward, to feel him…, touch him. The witch shuddered at the imaginary feeling of his muscles over her body as the scenarios ran in her head like ants desperate for crumbs.

Her fingers twitched uncomfortably, and before she could have realized it, her hand was already attached to his pectoral, stroking the white skin with languid movements. Juvia’s eyes widened in the size of pumpkins while watching her fingers unconsciously ran along his muscles, twirl and curl on its surface. They trickily followed the sharp lines and the shadows on his skin as she observed her actions carefully.

This kind of attraction was indefinable, and pretty much unstoppable. Now she could understand Lucy’s nervous stammering about that weird blood sucker; how she was all so clumsy and red when even just talking about the walking corpse.

Juvia snorted out of dismay. No way, somebody could charm her that much. Especially not a human.

“Eeerm…, girly!”

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Honestly I don’t wanna see shit that’s all “I feel so under appreciated as a fan” or “I’m so disappointed in them bc of this” like what???? A whole album dedicated to us wasn’t enough???? Another world tour only months after ROWYSO isn’t enough??? A music video made up of fans all across the globe??? Derpcon and derpcon 2.0??? Hundreds of tweets thanking us for our love and support??? That doesn’t matter??? All because an article in one magazine talked about their relationships and hookups like what ever, they’re all in their twenties or about to be, ofc that’s going to happen. Who cares if one article (which is clearly a fucking joke all around) says something that we don’t even know is true, bc lets be real any type of media outlet will twist words to get views. It doesn’t mean we don’t matter. Don’t act like they haven’t done shit for us or that they don’t put us first. Fuck that negative energy, I want no part in it.


Ginny and Luna get married and become world travelers looking for all the “made up” creatures her father wrote about in The Quibbler

They find, document, and bring back proof of every single one of them

For the sterekwriters bodyswap prompt! beware of Scooby Doo references whoops

Stiles feels weird, and he’s not sure why. He stretches lazily to test the weird feeling, but he can’t find anything out of the norm. Except he swears his sheets feel a lot softer than they did last night. He rubs his face on them and they keep catching on something on his face, so he sits up and rubs a hand along his chin finding a lot more facial hair than he knows he can grow. 

He jumps up and runs to the bathroom. Maybe a witch like casted a spell on him that made him grow a shit ton of facial hair. To be honest, it wouldn’t be the weirdest thing to have happened in Beacon Hills.

The first thing he notices upon sitting up and looking around the room that he is not in his room. In fact this looks suspiciously like Derek’s room, and he doesn’t remember crashing here last night. There was no late night researching happening. Weird.

He’ll figure that out later. First he has to figure out his random facial hair growth spurt. Priorities. He’s surprised Derek hasn’t showed his face and scowled at Stiles for sleeping on his bed. Whatever. He’ll deal with him later.

Once in the bathroom he goes straight to the mirror and well hello. That is most definitely not his face. That is Derek’s face. Wait.

“What the fuck?”

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