AU idea: the Jedi Order is a league of elite fashion models. Imperial Sith Co. are their rivals that supposedly disintegrated eras ago. But one day Maul comes onto the galactic fashion scene. And young model Obi-Wan fucking crushes him. Also they discover the kid that will fulfill the prophecy of the chosen one; a model that will bring balance to all glamor in the entire galaxy.
I thought drop bears was a rumor? lol :/