au hogwarts

nct127 hogwarts au; johnny

-a gryffindor!!! same
-lemme tell u,,,,,the sorting hat didnt think twice
-he tries to be a good student
-but no
-lmfao he always forgets to make his homework
-anYWAY
-u were a gryffindor too
-altho the sorting hat was like :////ur more of a ravenclaw tho
-but u were like nOPE
-so hes like aight
-anyhow
-in year 2 u wanted to pull a prank on your friend
-so u prepared ur friends desk lmfao
-but hecc
-that lil bitch goes to sit with her hufflepuff friends
-aka not on her usual spot
-so u bloody panic cos,,,,,,,,
-the teach already arrived
-the spot stayed empty tho so u were ok
-so yall were like 20 minutes into the lesson
-until seo youngho busted thru the door
-u were praying that he was gon sit next to that red head at the back
-bUT NO
-he sat at ur friends desk
-u almost cried
-then the table broke in two pieces
-lmfao johnny looked so terrified
-his ass had to clean the trophy room on saturday
-u felt so bad omfg
-so on saturday while all ur friends went to hogsmeade smh
-u arrived at 11am sharp in the trophy room
-and u saw mr. filch explaining how to properly clean
-u hide bc,,,,,,,,mr filch will whoop ur ass
-so after like 15 minutes of them talking and u almost falling asleep lmfao
-mr filch finally leaves
-and johnny starts cleaning
-so u just walk in and start cleaning too
-and johnny’s like???
-so he taps ur shoulder and u turn around
-and ur cute ass almost gasps bc,,,,woAh
-‘why’re u helping’
-'im the reason ur desk broke’
-'oh lmao cool’
-so yall continue cleaning in silence
-ur so akward but u can see johnny smirking and u lowkey wanna beat his ass
-after a while and yall still havent talked johnny truns around
-and u get so startled jfc
-like u legit shriek and fall on ur butt
-johnny just chuckles
-and u draw ur wand cos ur not about that life man
-'u wanna fite boi’
-and he just picks u up and places u back on ur feet
-'yo thanks for helping me today but i think i’ll be fine now’
-and u lowkey are disspapointed bc maybe he rly hates u now
-so u frown and mumble out an 'ok’
-but before u step outta the trophy room hes like
-'wanna go to hogsmeade next saturday :))))))’
-and u almost shit ur pants wth
-so u just smirk and give a lil nod before dashing to ur bestfriend
-and johnny is smiling rly proudly aww
-he thought u were absolutely adorable
-and u spill everything to ur bestfriend aight
-'get some’
-lmfao theyre ass got beat
-anyhow
-u were actually nervous???
-tryna keep that #tsundere act up was harder than u thought jfc
-finaLLy it was saturday
-and u woke up at 11am
-'lmfao shower hoe u stink’ -ur bestfriend
-so u did
-and put on some cute clothes bc thats what a cute person wears
-so ur frien smack ur but cos yo booty poppin idek anymore 
-annYWAYS
-after like 10 minutes u arrive at hogsmeade
-and u sit down and wait
-u wait for like 2 minutes bc ur hella impatient
-'istg if he played me like this i will mofokin-’
-'hey sorry im late i bought u some chocoballs :D’
-he won ur heart rite there
-'ahh its no problem’
-yall talk so much!!
-and you find out he isnt as bad as u thought
-and u kinda forget about ur tsundere act bc u just feel so comfortable around him!!
-so yall start heading back around 6pm and kinda dash inside bc yall are late for dinner smh
-ur rite on time hecc
-so u actually sit next to eachother
-and ten is like *insert eyes emoji*
-so after dinner johnny gives u a hug and u kinda scurry of to ur room bc u a shy bby
-and johnny just watches in awe
-'aye fam who dat’ *wink* -ten
-johnny flinches bc hecc man dont interupt his day dreaming rudeass
-'isnt that y/n ?? ’
-and johnny turns his head around so fast he almost breaks his neck
-and hes like 'so thATS HER NAME’
-ten is laughing so hard like he fell on the fucking floor
-'ur biNCH ASS HAS  A CRUSH AND U DONT EVEN KNOW HER NAME LMFAO’
-ten balasted bc,,,,,,dont fuck with johnny man
-anyhow
-fast forward aight
-in year 4 yall still havent confessed and i swear ten is about to flip some shit oml
-but u two are in the gryffindor common room
-and ur making ur project together
-joking around and laughing ugh cuties
-and suddenly johnny just pecks ur lips
-like tf hoe where did that come from???
-'boi wyd lol’
-he actually becomes shy??
-lmfao ur smirking sm
-so u peck his lips
-'ur my boyfriend now’
-and he just nods rly cute
-ugh ur heart is about to burst
-so ten saw everything happening lmfao
-hes screaming into a pillow
-lmfao same
-yall are like the hogwarts power couple or smth
-everyones like :’)))
-and honestly ur both so whipped for eachother hecc
-omfg you two were walking around the castle at night once
-at like 2am u were getting tired so u headed back
-but the fat lady was asleep
-and yall bloody well now that if u wake her ur ass is gonna get beat
-so u two just kinda curl up before the entrance
-ugh ur so adorable together im gonna have a stroke

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The other day, I wondered how the world of Harry Potter would be different if all students were sorted every year, rather than only in their first. So I wrote this.


Little is changed from Harry Potter’s first year at Hogwarts. Still he sits under that hat, thinking, not Slytherin; still the Hat considers his potential before sending him to Gryffindor. Still he is joined in Gryffindor by Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, still the Slytherin he so feared to be in will hold Draco Malfoy. Little is different about the placement of the older students, for all the Sorting Ceremony is made longer, and the Hat’s song a little changed, with their participation. Fred and George Weasley, like their younger brother, are still in Gryffindor. Ambitious Percy Weasley may be in Slytherin by now, maybe not yet, but he is a Prefect regardless. Oliver Wood or someone like him will still be Harry’s first Quidditch Captain.

In Harry’s second year, he and Ron are in more trouble than ever for missing the Sorting Ceremony. Now the Hat must be got out again to Sort these two boys who have caused such a stir, to confirm what surprises no one: both will remain in Gryffindor this year. (This time, Harry is once again thinking his wishes to the Hat, but instead of not Slytherin, he is pleading, Gryffindor, Gryffindor – picturing the warm Gryffindor common room that is the first home he has ever known, the first place that has welcomed him rather than shut him away. The hat, once again, obeys his wishes.) Both boys are relieved to find their House much the same as they left it; Hermione Granger is in their midst again, joined by Ron’s shy little sister Ginny.

Neville Longbottom, who had been plagued throughout his first year in Gryffindor by doubt as to his right to be there, is with them again, too. They missed his silent drama at the Ceremony, too, as the boy sat under the Hat that could see into his mind and reflected on the end of term. He had remembered standing up to the three classmates he thought he could call his friends, only to be left behind – hexed, as he so often was, ridiculed. More proof that he did not belong in the brave House. But he remembered, too, Dumbledore’s voice at the end-of-year feast – praising him for doing what was hard. He remembered being awarded House points for this simple act, and with the meagre sum, winning Gryffindor the House Cup. That heady feeling of being, for just one moment, a celebrated hero – that was like nothing else. That was worth a year and more of self-doubt. So Neville now unpacked his bags in the Gryffindor dormitories again, and, like Harry, he felt for the first time that he was home.

Harry has grown complacent, all his friends staying with him from his first year to his second. He hears the warnings of the older students on his Quidditch team (some of whom go from one House’s team to the next from year to year), the reminders that he will need to make new friends soon, but he does not really believe them. He cannot imagine his world changing even more than it has.

This is why he feels as though his stomach has dropped out of his body, as though he has fallen into some bottomless pit, when things change in his third year. He is still in Gryffindor, yes, and still with Ron, thank goodness for that, but Hermione Granger is no longer of their House. Hermione, who spent the last term of her second year as a statue, whose research was the only part of her that got to be a part of the battle in the Chamber of Secrets, who scrambled and sweated when she was unpetrified to pass all her courses in the remaining days of term – despite the promises of the administration that classes missed by the basilisk’s victims would not be held against their grades. Hermione, who had been called an “insufferable know-it-all” so many times that it had almost stopped hurting, who had felt so frustrated with the cavalier attitude her fellow Gryffindors took to classwork. She was now a Ravenclaw, the blue insignia on her robes matching that of Ginny Weasley, who seemed to have shrunk in on herself after the events of last term. (Ginny, like Harry in his first year, sat under the Hat in her second year thinking not Slytherin, not Slytherin, but then she had paused, and thought, not Gryffindor, too, because Riddle had possessed her despite her red-and-gold robes, and because she did not feel brave.)

Ginny, Hermione, and Luna Lovegood (here is one girl the Hat cannot imagine placing anywhere but Ravenclaw, though it will surprise itself in years to come) soon find each other in the Ravenclaw common room, and form an odd, but tight, bond over the first few weeks of term. Hermione finds that it is nice to have close friends who are girls; she never had this in her two years in Gryffindor. She still finds time to talk to Harry, to help him with an essay in the library or to keep him company on restless Hogsmeade weekends or to walk with him to Hagrid’s hut. They are still friends, and good ones; no disparity of House can change the bond forged in fighting a mountain troll together, and all they have been through together since.

She explains this, at last, to Ron Weasley in the days before Christmas vacation, when the dark looks he has been sending her all term finally come to a head in a shouting match outside the Divination tower. Ron, too quick to view matters in black and white, had seen her Ravenclaw badge as a betrayal, a defection. Had imagined that this was her choice, rather than the honest assessment of the Hat. Had felt left behind, discarded, second-rate, dismissed like his brothers’ hand-me-down robes that he wore. With Harry to remind him not to be an ass, to remind Hermione that Ron was always like this, they made up soon enough. Hermione laughed and called Ron an idiot, but fondly; and he laughed back, and told her that the blue and silver only made her look more the nerd. The trio were reunited, even if they were in different houses.

And, after that fight at least, perhaps the difference of house was a blessing in disguise. Crookshanks could not worry at Ron’s rat when they lived in different common rooms. There was no fight between Ron and Hermione about their pets; when Scabbers went missing, there was no talk of foul play, only an agreement between the three friends that they would try to find him. The three were still present in the Shrieking Shack, two Gryffindor children and one Ravenclaw, to bear witness to the true identity of Scabbers, to bear witness to the reunion of the three living Marauders. They still saved Buckbeak; they still lost Pettigrew.

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Hogwarts house midnight snack
  • Gryffindor: Gets out of bed in knee high socks or huge sweatshirt. Goes to the kitchen and eats a whole big mixing bowl of Cheerios with a gallon of sugar in the middle. Thus, creating a thick milk/sugar ratio. Crawls back into bed and continues to play video game.
  • Ravenclaw: Brings kindle into kitchen and makes ramen. However, they put it in a cup so that they can sip it as they read. Their cat watches and leans against their ankles.
  • Hufflepuff: Comes out in a comforter burrito. Goes to the fridge and brings out crazy foods including rice cakes. Goes back to binge watching something like Merlin, or Dr Who. Ends up bringing a whole liter or soda back to their room.
  • Slytherin: Comes out in underwear with their hair all crazy. They don't talk to anyone else but go into the pantry to look for biscuits. Ends up making a giant cup of tea with a piece of cake. Growls at the dog to make sure he understands that the food is not theirs. Then goes back to doing who knows what in their bedroom.