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kindergarten AU from my first stream ever today! thanks anyone who watched (it was 3 people, i supposed)

something i fished out from the trashcan to color *sweats*

this is the comic for this AU part 1

im thinking that yurio’s grandpa is the kindergarten owner, yuri has to see their grossness every day, and yuuko is the caretaker

Sniper Lance!

I really love these types of headcanons! Just…anything involving any type of badass Lance. Thank you @plouffe-dans-leau for suggesting this, I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to actually get to it.

•Lance pretty much grew up in a gun range.

•his father and uncle were snipers and took Lance to the gun range as a way of bonding.

•turns out Lance is a natural, and his father and uncle teach him everything they know. They can’t help but be proud of their little son/nephew.

•and as the years go by, Lance just keeps getting better. But he also wanted to fight, like his father and uncle.

•so he signs up for the garrison, hoping to learn to be a trained fighter pilot and make his family proud.

•of course than he gets whisked away by a giant robot lion to fight in a galactic war.

•when the bayard turned into a type of rifle, Lance was so happy, but it was very different from what he was used to ( which is a lot! His father made sure to train him in practically every gun he could.) so when no one was using it, which was a lot harder than originally thought, Lance practices with it relentlessly to get a better handle on it.

•and Lance realizes how much he misses his family. On Earth, he knew that he could always call or Skype, even when he would be able to deploy, he still would have some contact.

•but out in space, he can’t even send a letter to them letting him know he’s ok. (Doesn’t stop him from writing them though.)

•when Pidge makes the comment about him not being the sharpshooter, it definitely shakes his confidence. All his life his father and uncle have told him what a sharpshooter he is, how he’s better than some of the men they’ve worked with. But what if thy were just saying that because he was family (they weren’t. They literally think he’s one of the best.) and it slips in with every other insecurity about his position on the team.

•hearing Shiro call him their sharpshooter does lift his spirits, and helps him regain some confidence in his skill.

•the only people who know about Lance’s crazy skills are Hunk and Coran.
•Hunk has known Lance since they were kids so Hunk heard all about Lance’s skills from Lance’s family.
•Coran accidentally walked in on Lance when he was doing a casual long range training, (in other words, Lance was on a very high level on the training deck and kicking ass.)

•but of course, none of the others really believe that Lance is this trained shooter who could probably pin a fly to the wall with a butter knife with precise accuracy. (He’s like crazy good)

•great, now all I can think about is how his uncle wouldn’t just stick with just guns, he would practice with bow and arrows as well, and Lance just knocking them dead with his crazy accuracy. He’s pretty good with throwing daggers as well, but he’s better with bows and guns.

•Lance joined the archery team. Took them all the way to nationals ( is that something archery does? Not exactly sure.)

Wow, this took a completely different turn than I thought. But now just think about how, during a diplomatic mission, they’re challenged by some nobleman of that planet, either to try and discredit them or to distract them and the other nobles from some nefarious plot. And pretty much only one of them can compete in the nobleman’s choice of contest. Archery. Of course Hunk, the pure ray of sunshine that he is, immediately tells Shiro to choice Lance to do this. Shiro is a bit apprehensive about it at first, not sure how well Lance is with a bow like he is with a gun, but he agrees and lets Lance compete, even though there are some nay-sayers(cough cough-Keith and Pidge-cough). Anyways, the contest is that both contestants must start at a certain distance from the target and with each hit, they have to move farther back, first person to miss the target loses. So they get underway, and Lance is just slaying the nobleman, who is starting to struggle. But Lance sees something is off, and immediately puts two and two together, so instead of the next arrow hitting the target, Lance takes out the Assassin trying to take out one of the royal family.(which Is even farther away from the target, Lance got like eagle eyes, nothing gets past him) of course, there is some panic when this happens but once everyone pieces it together, the nobleman is arrested and Lance didn’t just save a planet’s monarchy, he proved to his entire team that he really is their sharpshooter.


Wow, this got way longer than I thought. I just love these au/headcanons so much! So, if you guys have any questions pertaining to this ^ or to any other au’s I have made, or if you want to give me an idea for an au, please feel free to send an ask! I’m always looking for new ideas for au’s! Again, thank you @plouffe-dans-leau for sending the idea!

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My go at @beanpots‘ Day and Night AU! The design for Yuuri is my favorite!!

fuzzyevie on Instagram requested the Day and Night AU for my 600+ followers milestone so here’s half of it! I don’t know if I’ll ever get around to doing Viktor…

Don’t mourn Day for here comes the Night, soothing and encompassing the remnants of the fiery Day.

Long Exposure Characters as Cheese

Joey: Swiss
Mitch: Pepper jack
Sidney: Gruyere
Scratch: Kraft Trick or Cheesy Macaroni 
Cliff: Cottage Cheese
Javier: Clown Brand Cheese Puffs
Buddy: String Cheese
Dean: Mold and not good mold nasty ass mold
Sue: Brie
Neil: Camembert 

Ne’er-do-wells

“So do you think you’re going to see her again?”

Fluttershy smiled and shook her head as she finished bandaging Rainbow Dash’s arm. “Well, I’m sure I’ll see her around. But honestly, Dash, it isn’t anything like that. We just went out for coffee.”

Rainbow snickered. “It sure sounds like you want it to be something like that, though.”

Fluttershy preoccupied herself with putting her supplies away, which conveniently required that she turn away from her childhood friend. “Don’t be ridiculous. Besides, I’m sure Applejack isn’t even like that.”

“Come on, Doc. She just happened to invite you for coffee when you were… what was it? Grocery shopping?”

At least Rainbow couldn’t see her blush while Fluttershy’s head was tucked away in a cabinet. “You make it sound like it’s the craziest thing in the world, but that sort of thing happens. We shop at the same store a lot, and we just happened to start talking one day. There’s really nothing more going on.”

“Uh huh.” Rainbow gingerly stretched her arm. “Then why are you still talking about her?”

Fluttershy turned around and frowned. “Because you are! Now, since we’re finished here, could you please get off my table? I might have an important client come in.”

“Yeah? What, you got a hamster scheduled to come in or something?” Rainbow asked skeptically, although she obeyed.

“At least the hamster’s owners would pay me.”

As soon as she said it, Fluttershy regretted the words. Rainbow’s cocky grin was gone in an instant, and she turned to look at her shoes instead of facing Fluttershy directly. “Look, Shy…”

“No, don’t. I’m sorry, I only meant it as a joke.”

It didn’t seem to cheer Rainbow up. “I’m working on something. I’ve got some dough coming in, I’m sure of it this time.”

Immediately, Fluttershy pursed her lips into a tight frown. “Something with Sunset?”

Rainbow winced. They’d had this argument before. “Yeah, but –”

“Where’s the money coming from, Rainbow?”

Rainbow hesitated, and it was all the answer Fluttershy needed. “Well, it –”

“Save it. And you can keep the money, I don’t want anything to do with it.”

Rainbow threw out her arms and took a step closer to Fluttershy. “What? No way! Come on, this is good news!”

“Nothing with her is ever –”

Fluttershy stopped abruptly as the door opened up. ‘Speak of the devil…’

Sunset Shimmer was wearing a serious expression that Fluttershy rarely saw on her. “Get yourselves looking presentable, we’ve got company.”

“Hey, Doc! It’s your hamster appointment!” Even if the nickname always irked Fluttershy – it was Sunset that started using it first, after all – at least it meant that Rainbow was back to a joking mood.

“Who is it?” Fluttershy asked.

“It ain’t no hamster,” Sunset said, scowling. “We’ve got a john snooping around?”

“Son of a…” Rainbow folded her arms. “Well, what’s he want?”

She wants to speak with the owner. Told her I’d come get you.”

“You told her what!?” Rainbow shook her head in disbelief. “Sunset, we agreed to keep Fluttershy out of all this!”

Sunset crossed the room quickly. “Keep your damn voice down if you don’t her to hear you. And what was I supposed to say? ‘Yeah, she’s out right now but my friend and I are just loitering around her shop’? That’d go over real fucking well.”

“Dammit.” Rainbow turned back to Fluttershy. “Look, Shy, we’ll take care of it, just –”

“You two have done more than enough, thank you.” Fluttershy pointedly looked away from both of them. As she walked across the room to the door, Sunset moved out of her way without a word.

While she walked to the reception hall, Fluttershy tried her best to think of reasonable things to tell the police officer. Of course, that would be a lot easier if she knew what she wanted. How did she even get involved in… in whatever this was? All Fluttershy wanted to do was run her veterinarian clinic. Sure, people all too often refused to take a woman seriously as a professional, and she was barely scraping by on the few customers she did have, but she was happy with her lot in life.

But then Sunset came along. She didn’t know how Sunset and Rainbow had met, but it wasn’t too long after that Rainbow just up and quit her job. Fluttershy wasn’t sure what she was doing, but she knew whom she was doing it with.

And one day it just sort of happened. Rainbow and Sunset showed up, and they were hurt. Nothing serious, but bad enough that they went to see her about it. Although she hated the idea of Rainbow fighting, Fluttershy assumed that was all it was. They didn’t have the money for a proper doctor, so they came to her. But then they kept coming, and eventually, Fluttershy found that she just couldn’t keep lying to herself about it.

One more moment to brace herself, then Fluttershy walked into the reception hall. She may have been poorly prepared to face an officer, but she wasn’t at all prepared for what she found.

“Sorry to interrupt, but – Fluttershy?”

“Applejack?” They both simply stared at one another for a moment, before Applejack shifted to a warm smiled and Fluttershy began laughing. “I’m sorry, it’s just… well, Sunset said it was a cop.”

Applejack chuckled. “Well, not exactly. I’m a private investigator. Didn’t I say that before?”

Fluttershy froze in place, doing her best to maintain her smile. “No, uhm, you didn’t mention that.”

Applejack didn’t seem to notice anything was wrong. She grinned sheepishly and adjusted her hat. “Well, ‘fraid it’s true. So, got any ne’er-do-wells hangin’ about?”

Fluttershy was quite certain that her heart was going to beat itself to death against her chest. “No, I… why do you think that?”

“Aww, I’m just joking with ya! I know you’d never get caught up with anythin’ like that.”

“Oh, uh, right. Of course not.”

Applejack sighed and looked around the room. “Kinda a shame, though. I had a lead that a couple of suspicious characters were known to hang around this place. I had high hopes that this would be a break in a bootlegging case I’m workin’.”

“I certainly haven’t seen any, uhm, bootleggers.”

“Oh, I’ve got no doubts there. Heh, besides, a nice gal like you probably wouldn’t even recognize a bootlegger if ya did meet one!”

Fluttershy chuckled nervously. “Well, I, uhm, I’m sorry I couldn’t be more help to you.”

“Don’t worry about it.” Applejack reached into her coat pocket and pulled out a notepad. She scribbled something down, ripped out the page, and handed it to Fluttershy. “Here, just in case. It’s my number. You can call me if you ever do hear anything about somethin’ like that. Or if you have any other creeps givin’ ya a hard time.” She dropped her voice a bit and looked off to the side bashfully. “Or, you know, if ya ever just want to go grab a cup of joe again.”

Fluttershy looked down at the number, certain she’d never be calling it. “Right. Uhm, thank you.”

Applejack paused for a moment, looking like she was gonna say something, but then tipped her hat instead. “Alright then. I’ll see you around.”

“Yeah. Uhm, goodbye then.”

As soon as Applejack was out the door, Fluttershy collapsed into a chair. Barely a second later, Rainbow and Sunset were running up to her. “Did I hear you say that was Applejack?” Rainbow asked.

“That was… strange,” Sunset said.

“I’m gonna be sick…” Fluttershy murmured.

“Well… hey! Nothing bad happened!” Rainbow said. “And she gave you her number. See, she’s totally into you.”

“Rainbow!” Sunset snapped. “That’s not a good thing. Fluttershy doesn’t need to be involved with a copper.”

“Come on, she seems as dumb as a bag of bricks. And she’s totally blinded by love on top of it. Pretty sure Shy’s safe on this one.”

Sunset sighed. “Look, Doc, just take it from me, you don’t want to go messing with people like her.”

“And who should I be messing with?” Fluttershy snapped.

Sunset blushed. “I… I dunno. Just not her, alright?”

Fluttershy shook her head. She didn’t see why Sunset should care about her love life. “Forget it. But I think it’s time the three of us had a talk. Bootleggers?”

Rainbow and Sunset exchanged panicked looks. “Shy, I told you, you shouldn’t worry about us.”

“Zip it, Rainbow. Because if the next words out of your mouth aren’t the full story about exactly what you two are up to, then I swear I’m going to call Applejack and tell her I found a few ne’er-do-wells after all.”


Based on the 1930s AU that @pasu-chan started. About twelve hours ago. We went from nothing to fic in record time here, and I don’t know what that says about me lol

cloudmask  asked:

i love the fact that you made ivypool the deputy in your loststar au!! i had always thought that if i could choose any cat in thunderclan to be deputy rn i would choose ivypool or whitewing (my underappreciated child) but i am 100% here for eventual ivystar (assuming she doesn't die as deputy) after the shit she's been through and whitewing bein like HECK yeah that's MY daughter

hell yeah!!! i love the thought of firestar being like this nice understanding leader that people could come too easily if they needed help, but then suddenly Thunderclan has the most intimidating battle scarred leader/deputy and everyones just sorta,,, scared to fuck with them

Like, Loststar is still kind and understanding, but after being screwed over as an apprentice she knows that she has to put her clanmates before anything else, including helping other clans

and then you have Ivypool who’s hardened by the Dark Forest training and she can be very nice, but she isn’t as sympathetic as past Thunderclan leadership

so i like the idea of Thunderclan going from this peace-keeping clan to an intimidating powerhouse that nobody even THINKS of messing with

katennara  asked:

LOL that sounds like him! I love the detail of the theme and the tag system. How do you think Jackie's would be?

[We are talking about this]

I’m glad you think so, dear! As for Jackie, well… I believe she would do her own blog because she wants to. She probably had one since tumblr started and her older publications embarrass her, so she abandoned her first blog and has made like four ever since.

  • Was a directioner, so her first blog was basically that. Nowadays she still reblogs about them, but not as much, and it’s mosty about idk, Zyan?
  • Fashion blogger, and she also makes posts of her own from Fashion Weeks and whatnot.
  • Has a lot of followers but rarely interacts with them. But her selfies get reblogged A LOT.
  • Her theme is something minimalistic, but her entire blog is in pastel colors that may kill your eyes if you try to read something. She doesn’t give a flying fuck about it, it looks nice.
  • pink and purple #aesthetic everywhere.
  • Reblogs moodboards and Kardashians.
  • Clean tag system, but not so deep. Just things like #fashion, #photograpy, #me, #easthetic, etc.
  • Likes but never reblogs shitposts. Spends hours at night reading blogs of jokes and text posts.
  • Went crazy when Lemonade. Hasn’t recovered yet.
  • Katy Perry vs Taylor Swift drama was her favorite drama.
  • Never gets involved in drama but loves reading drama.
  • Lowkey reblogs pictures of cars and references for it. Used to tag it under her tag for Michael, then for Steven, until Hyde convinced her to not be embarrassed about it. Now it’s just #cars and #references.
  • Her tag for Hyde is probably something like #puddin’ pop or #my steven, or some shit like that and she puts corny shit under said tag. Hyde stalks  that shit every night, but she doesn’t know that.
Klance Bully Au
  • Keith got kick out of his old school. Probably a private or magnet, college prep school, and probably because of fights
  • He starts at new school with no friends of his own. He hangs out with Shiro and his friends tho. (Shiro is his brother and is a senior)
  • He is bullied by asshats (maybe like, old school lotor) for getting kicked out, being gay, etc. 
  • Keith and Lance vaguely start to become friends. Lance crushes hard but won’t admit to it
  • But then Lance is welcomed to the popular crowd and Lance can’t talk to Keith anymore
  • Keith, some time along the way, befriends Pidge and Hunk without knowing they’re Lance’s bffs 
  • Lance is then pressured into participating in beating Keith up
  • Lance feels really bad about it and doesn’t know what to do, while keith is pissed
  • Keith and Lance have a Confrontation 
  • Lance ends up kissing Keith and Keith is LIVID
  • Then langst (because I like to suffer) ensues and Lance is beating himself up over it. Keith complains to Pidge and Hunk, so they talk sense into him
  • Lance says sorry. Keith forgives but not forgets. They both want to hang out w/ their friends, but the other is there, so they hang out with them to piss off the other
  • Lance slowly wins Keith’s trust. Keith slowly falls in love
  • They make up and make out
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One more drawing from Fandom Kombat (a counterpart to the Fandom Battle on diary.ru) I made for the amazing Star Wars Darkside team I adore.

It’s called “To defeat an enemy, you must know their art”, and it depicts a crossdressed (almost fem(!)) Thrawn.

It’s an illustration to a bizarre and hilarious plot bunny of an AU, where young Thrawn got an undercover job at a brothel, where he was made to wear a black female kimono with cherry blossoms embroidery. As I was late for a low-rating level entry, I added a few non-human shaped sex toys to the background.

I had a dilemma on whether to pursue portrait resemblance of the painting Thrawn to the book/cartoon original or follow the Japanese canon of depiction of young beautiful men, which obviously had very little to do with Thrawn we know - one can hardly tell a man from a woman on those prints.

I decided that real life Thrawn with his understanding of art would have appreciated a version that sacrificed realism for the sake of artistic accuracy.

So I have thoroughly followed all the stylistic conventions, and drew Thrawn enjoying this role: in my vision, he viewed the whole plot bunny scenario as a game and an opportunity to better experience the culture he’d been submerged into, hence the name of the drawing.

Yet I was expecting a bunch of “This ain’t Thrawn!” offended comments and even thought of making a bet on how soon the first one would arrive. It’s strange, but I only got one.


This is the third drawing in my own rendering of the “Star Wars meets ukiyo-e” concept. I drew a low-rating reylo, and a NSFW kylux.

anonymous asked:

I just stumbled upon your YOI phantom thief au and wanted to know if you knew how much it resembled Kashima Chiaki's "Ibitsu na Koi no Seesaw Game" manga? I've been loving that manga and then saw your au and ahhh it got better with adding Victuri in it! Literally though with the whole 'Viktor usually ends up in his own handcuffs' / 'Yuuri returns the stolen goods to his fav detective' and everything! Thank you so much for blessing us with this AU! xx

yep, i’ve read it alright! was quite disappointed with how it ended tho…

anyway, i made a phantom thief au faq !

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OtaYuri Biker AU

Yuri works at a diner in a small town and is bored of his mundane life, and Otabek, a passing member of a biker gang, swoops in as his saviour

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Viktor’s Moving Castle~

(Yuri on Ice AU for my babes @starphases @weebhyun @riiza <3)

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hello yes have a modern AU that no one asked for

I see Rey being an art school student making sculptures and things, making her cousin (aka a very angry Ren) lug her heavy stuff around to her shows. mostly this was inspired by a picture of Rey in sweatpants

Hux is a writer and he goes out with Phasma to get coffee and talk shit

also bonus:

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An anon in my inbox was asking about how the bokuro got together and let’s just say it was an eventful day